Name: The Dogs vs Cats Debate | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-03-28T20:05:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Dogs vs Cats Debate | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Dogs vs Cats Debate | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-28. Transcript available.

we're bad friends was just sitting there and she goes yeah like welcome home
and
i fell in love with this thing man she's like i i love ming more than most of
my cousins
like if my cousin andy died yeah if my cousin andy died just listen to me man
yeah i am this is
call me call you're my other cousin call me tell me if andy died call me hello
hey bob
what's up dude why are you so sad oh man you want you want to bury this
right you want to believe
oh my god yeah what happened andy died what yeah andy died andy died all right
well
okay well i'll talk to you later okay okay hang up yep playstation
nothing changed right into no i would probably have tears but i would still
play like think
about them yeah i'm not gonna stop the game but if ming died it's it would i
would be devastated
for years so ming is gonna die and i'll be devastated if any of my cats i have
three cats if any of them
die i love them love them so much and that the thing is is that you just don't
know no i know cats
you don't know i don't like them i don't trust them they don't greet you the
same when you come home my
dog is at the door wagging wagging her tail she's so excited to see me when i
winner is waiting for
me my one of my middle cat is waiting for me at the door and where are the
other two the other two
in hiding they're not hiding but they're relaxing bro they're two different
things they do all that
all they do all day is relax can you play fetch with a cat oh no you can play
other things what you
can do the the laser okay that's fun as well friend cats are always it's always
a fat guy's best friend
you can laser from your fat couch no and also you can do one of the dangly
things it hits no also cat
you don't know nothing about cats here's you don't have to take it for a walk
did you know this too it's
like it catches the thinking man's animal and it poops inside did you know that
people men who love cats
are more college educated and smarter than the the where did that statistic
look at the stats look at
the stats bro look at marlon brandow marlon brandow bro yeah what about right
yeah sir patrick stuart
stuart picard captain picard yeah he loves cats brah okay yeah he loves earl
grey too there's plenty of
smart guys that love dogs yeah but it just statistically smarter people i'm not
buying into
this google it you're you're so fast at googling shit google it how could you
what would i search
tell me what would i search george what would you search what could i even
search what uh uh average
intelligence of cats owners cat owners average intelligence versus versus owner
versus dog owners
versus dog oh we're gonna get the dumbest results yes this is going to be some
bullshit the research revealed that the owners of the two animals have two have
different
personalities cat lovers being more sensitive and open-minded and then dog loggers
who are largely
energetic that's right carroll university in wisconsin cat owners scored highly
on intelligent
than dog owners there we go bing bing bing bing bong bong bong bong bong bong bong
bong bong bong
right but also there we go but also and more sensitive and what open-minded you're
that's what i
told you about bill o'reilly earlier dude you're a closed off angry man fact