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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I Hate Morning Shows | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-07. Transcript available.

My fucking people know, right, if there's a phoner, like if I have to go on the
road back in the day, and they go, well, can you do a, because you're not going
to be in town, but they want you to do this radio show on the phone, I'm not
going to do it.
You can't do it.
Because I need to go in the room, and I need to make fun of people.
Yeah, the only way that you're going to get any good rhythm comedically in
those regards, especially something like this, is if I can feel you.
I can't do, you know, and I stopped doing TV, I can't do TV anymore either, I
won't do morning shows.
Oh, you won't?
No.
I can't, you're probably really weird on them.
I'm so uncomfortable.
I would love to see that.
You fuck with the hosts.
I've seen what you do on morning shows.
I can't do that.
Why?
Because I don't want to be there, I'm so annoyed that I have to be there.
It's so funny because I go back to a city, right, and when I show up, I go,
where's, what's his name?
And then every time I go back, they always go, yeah, that person didn't want to
do it again.
Yeah, they quit because of you.
No, but you weirded them out.
Yeah, yeah, you weirded them.
So that's my fucking goal.
I lock up.
Is to weird them out enough so that they one day go, we don't want them.
Well, a bunch of comics did, like Segura had a run of stuff that he did, so
everyone did that.
But then when I would go, I would just feel so, it's so disingenuous to begin
with.
I just felt as, like, here, you be the morning host and I'll be me.
Hey, welcome back to Philadelphia in the morning.
We've got, oh, a very funny comedian from the Joe Rogan podcast and from his
mixology.
What a great actor he is on that.
Andrew Santino.
How are you, Andrew?
I'm great.
You know, that show's not on the air anymore.
I do have another show that's on right now and I have my own podcast.
So thanks for having me on.
Very good.
Very good.
Tell me about yourself.
I'm from Chicago, Illinois, and I'm on the road right now doing stand-up.
Great, great.
What kind of, do you, are you, are you like Jerry Seinfeld?
Do you know Jerry Seinfeld?
Fuck!
Fuck!
That's, I lose my, I can't do it.
I, I, I, it, that's, you know how some people say they have social anxiety when
they get out
around crowds, they get uncomfortable?
Yeah.
Polar opposite.
When I'm in a room with someone, like, doing that thing, I crumble on the
inside.
Right.
I can't handle, the anxiety goes through the roof when somebody's like.
So, uh, do you, do you, do you do any relationship material?
I don't know how to get away from it.
Yeah.
I don't know how to, cause I can't be mean, cause then I look like an asshole.
Because you know, even when I'm not being mean, I sound mean.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, ask me, ask me what kind of jokes I do.
Here.
So, um, I love the comedy.
I watch it on Netflix.
I love the comedy.
Wonderful.
What kind of jokes do you do?
Do you talk about relationships?
Uh, it's, most of it is, uh, just me.
Most of it, most of it, fuck!
No, but I love it when you, you comedians, I love it when you comedians do, uh,
your impressions.
Oh, right.
Do you do a very good Christopher Walken or a, or a, do you do a Donald Trump
impression?
I actually do an impression of you.
I've done, I've actually.
What is it?
Okay.
Please do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't, I don't know how to do it.
You know what I want to do?
I sound like an asshole every time I talk to them.
This is what I want to say.
Ask me.
Okay.
Welcome to New Jersey's Finest WKQM here in the morning.
Today with me is Mr. Bob Lee.
Bobby Lee is a comedian, we love this guy.
We love this guy.
Now, Mad TV's Finest, you've seen this guy, Mad TV's Finest.
Bob, uh, you're doing, how many shows, how many shows are you doing here?
You want to meet Toki?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, is this a Mad TV character?
No, you want to meet Toki the dum-dum?
I would love to meet, who's Toki?
And I want to pull my dick out and do a little fucking doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot.
And then they have to go, oh my, cut the cameras, cut the cameras.
Yeah, that's what I want.