Name: Stand Up Comedy Review w/ Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stand Up Comedy Review w/ Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-09. Transcript available.

Welcome back to the Fart Hut, Chuckle Fuck House.
This is your next comic.
He plays clubs and colleges, Andres Ossende.
Hey, guys.
So good to be here.
Thank you for having me.
So, last week, while we were shooting the episode six of Bad Friends,
I found a note from Bobby in the trash can.
Oh, wow.
Can I read it?
Yeah.
Bobby wrote this note?
Yeah.
I think, I mean, Bobby wrote this note.
It has even like, you know, some ashes from his cigarette.
Says, you know, Bobby Lee's resolutions.
In times of Corona.
Exactly.
Okay.
So, let's see what he wrote.
Uh, make sure to touch face enough so people notice I wear gloves.
And, yeah.
I think he's doing a great job with that.
Don't you think?
Okay.
Okay.
Uh, second one is, play less Stardew Valley and more Mouth Blaster.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Good.
Good challenge.
Change phone password from 2222 to 1234 so fans can guess it.
Yeah.
I think that's a good one because a lot of people have been commenting on that.
Um, stop using Peloton as high chair and start pedaling more.
And says here, can lose to Bergkraischer in triathlon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he needs to start training more.
Um, and this is like, try the low carb Lou Malnati's pizza.
Cause he's eating too much of the, of the pepperoni one.
So yeah, that's a good one too.
Uh, sweep the other side of the streets on Mondays.
Yeah.
That's good.
Change name to Bobby Exotic to enter the Poway High Hall of Fame.
Um, be, be more woke and set a lot, the alarm before noon.
And then the last one says here, have Andres, well, have fancy B write me 15
minutes of jokes
for my special.
He's crushing it.
Oh, thank you Bobby.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do some crowd work.
Do some crowd work.
Do some crowd work.
Like we're audience members.
We're audience members.
Do some crowd work.
Where are you from?
Yeah.
So guys, what do you think?
Where are you from?
I'm from San Diego, dude.
Oh, San Diego.
That's so good.
You're basically a Mexican.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
More, more, more.
More.
What do you do for a living?
You're stuck.
You still stay on that audience member.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Hi.
What's your name, sir?
David.
Hey, David.
And what do you do?
Oh, I work at, um, PF Chang's.
I'm a waiter.
Yeah.
I thought so.
Uh, okay.
And.
I thought so.
Hey man, you're killing.
Stick to this member of the audience.
Yeah.
Stick to it.
What do you mean?
What do you mean you thought so?
Huh?
What do you mean you thought so?
Uh, yeah.
I'm not sure.
It looks, you look familiar.
I've seen PF Chang before.
Uh-huh.
What's, what's your favorite meal there?
I, I just like the, uh, Kung Pao chicken.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
You do.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go to, go to Andy now.
Go to Andrew.
Let's go to someone else.
The, the ginger one.
That one.
Oh.
What's your name?
Where are you from?
Uh, I, um, I'm from Los Angeles, California.
Oh, wow.
So you guys are, how are you doing through this pandemic?
I'm good.
Uh, we're just making it through, man.
How are you?
I'm, I'm great.
I'm here trapped in my one bedroom house.
Uh, yeah.
We're at a comedy, we're at a fucking comedy club.
Oh yeah.
I'm in this amazing comedy club.
Just performing to this amazing like public.
Yeah.
So ask me what I do.
This is great.
Ask me what I do for a living.
What do you do for a living?
What do you do for a living?
Oh, I'm a, I'm a mechanic.
I actually fix cars.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you, do you speak Spanish?
Si.
Oh, yeah.
So mi coche tiene un problema.
Oh, well, do you want me to help you fix it?
Absolutely.
Okay.
You know, like, do you know how to change a tire?
I do.
Do you know how to change a tire?
I do.
Great.
Okay.
This comic.
Does the PF Changs know how to change a tire?
The PF Changs guy?
Does you know how to change a tire, PF Changs?
The PF Changs guy left the club already.
He left.
He walked the crowd.
He didn't pay, he didn't pay his bill.
You walked everybody but me.
You walked the room.
Yeah, you walked the room.
But I like it.
Yeah.
Again?
Andres, you did a great job.
Great job, man.
That was your first crowd work.
Thank you.
That was a very good job.
Thank you.
The best rules of crowd work.
Okay?
Okay.
Be as mean as you possibly can.
Yeah.
Alienate the audience.
Be rude.
Be stupid.
And be monotonous.
Make no sense and don't align anything up with whatever they're saying.
Okay?
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm going to spray something up my head.
What happened?
I'm going to spray something up my head.
What happened?
Oh, he's spraying.
He's spraying.
He's getting some disinfectant.
Andres, thank you so much.
We appreciate you.
We love you.
Stay safe during the pandemic.
Okay, bud?
You too, guys.
Thank you.
Bye, buddy.
We love you, man.
Bye, dude.
He's awesome.
Wow.
He should never do it.
You know what?
Can I say this, though?
Yeah.
He's better than George.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
George does stand-up.
You know that, right?
No, he doesn't.
You know he does stand-up, right?
He doesn't do stand-up.
Yes, he does.
He had an open mic he did every week for years.
He's opened for me before at the Irvine Improv.
Wait, seriously?
Yeah.
And let me say something right now.
How much time can he do?
He did...
Okay, so this is what happened.
So I go, "All right, you can do 10 minutes."
Does he really do stand-up?
So he goes to Irvine Improv, and my friend Gilbert was there.
We taped it.
He bombed so bad that two minutes in, I started screaming at the...
I was panicking.
Like, "We gotta light him!
He's ruining it!
You gotta light..."
I mean, I was...
He was that bad.
Do you remember any of his jokes?
No.
He did a joke about a futon.
What?
That he has one?
Yeah, he was like, "About my futon..."
I didn't even understand the joke.
He was just like...
He was fucking terrible, and he did it for years and years.
Does he still do stand-up?
Yeah.
He does?
Yeah.
Where?
Just open mics around town.
No way.
Yeah.
You didn't know that?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Does he really do mics?
Yeah, yeah.
Ask him.
Now that we're separated from everybody, we need to call everybody we know on
our phone.
Yes, sir?
George, do you do stand-up?
Um...
Let's see.
I hosted an open mic for probably a year, every week.
Okay.
So, Andreas just murdered with crowd work, by the way.
Yeah.
Murdered.
Murdered.
He lit the room on fire.
Bobby said, "You could be willing to give us one of your best jokes right now."
Okay.
Let's hear it.
All right.
One of my best jokes, uh, you know, I grew up religious, and, uh, you know, uh,
when Jesus
Christ is your co-pilot, uh, funny thing is he never lets you set the dress to
pussy town.
What?
What did he say?
I can't—you broke up.
Did he break up?
Do the joke again.
Slow it down.
I couldn't hear it.
You must have broken up in the middle of it.
Okay.
It's a great one, so I'll do it again.
Oh, okay.
Uh, you know, I grew up religious, um, and when Jesus Christ is your co-pilot,
somehow
he never lets you set the GPS to pussy town.
What?
God.
It's okay.
George.
George.
Where—
What?
Where do you think pussy town is?
Uh, between a lady's legs?
What?
This is pretty rough.
This better not be live.
Are you guys doing this live?
No.
No.
No, no, no.
Uh, no.
Let me know to, like—
Anyway, great.
I gotta check my notes again, guys.
Good to see you, man.
Oh.
We love you, man.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
I'll talk to you later.
We'll talk to you later.
Bye.
At the end he goes, no, no, no, no, no.