Name: Erik Griffin Calls in! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Erik Griffin Calls in! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-10. Transcript available.

We're Bob friends.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
What up?
What's up, baby boy?
What's up, baby boy?
Oh, brother.
Oh, here we go again.
Hey.
We said, what's up, baby boy?
What's up?
What's the problem, Griff?
Ain't no problem.
What happened?
What are you doing?
I need to wash this toilet.
You're washing your toilet?
Yeah.
No, I just flushed it because I just dropped a duke.
Oh.
Your asshole should stay fresh at all times, in his times.
How's that facial hair?
It's still off.
So when you texted me, were you mad that I didn't text you back right away?
Bobby, you never text back right away, okay?
Then what are you angry about?
What do you mean angry?
What are you talking about?
I saw your freaking podcast, where all you're doing is talk shit about me.
What did he say?
What did I say on the podcast?
What are you talking about?
Oh, what am I talking about?
Oh, I'm probably going to, this is your words.
I'm probably going to get in trouble for this, but I told Griffin, if I got it,
I'm going
to die.
What, do you think you're going to die?
You know what I mean?
And then you're going to go on to this story.
But didn't that happen?
Didn't that happen?
You said, you said to me, you said to me, I'm going to be fine.
First of all, I did not say that.
I'm trying to look positive.
Listen, I'm not the little fuck that smokes and eats like a crazy person, okay?
That's you.
All right?
So, yes, I see why you're worried.
Don't bring me down.
I found it offensive that you thought that if I died from it, that you wouldn't
die as well.
No, I'm not.
Not at all.
I'm healthier than you think.
Don't let the look.
Don't let the size fool you.
All right.
Well, then, okay.
My blood pressure's fine.
So, Griff, what you're saying is you think Bobby would die before you?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Bobby would go like in a second.
You know what I mean?
Why?
He would just like, well, you know, it's just, I think that Corona would live
stronger in his hefty head.
You know what I'm saying?
So, it would like.
This fuck.
This is because, what are you saying?
You fuck.
You think that my head is big?
You think my head is fucking big?
Bobby, your head is the third of your body weight.
Have you ever seen your head?
It's proportioned to my body.
Yeah, and your body is gigantic.
It's gigantic.
Yeah, but your body, you look, how many times I got to tell you you look like a
honey bottle?
You know what I mean?
Why?
Because I'm yellow?
Well, that would be a mustard bottle inside of a honey bottle.
I'm just happy that you're watching the show.
That just shows that you really watched the episode.
Oh, no, no, no.
Listen, listen.
I have to because people keep sending me the links.
They keep sending me the clips.
Hey, look at this, Griffin.
Why?
Because...
I didn't talk any shit about you, Griff.
Oh, oh, about the vitamins.
I think mac and cheese is vitamins.
That was your mouth.
Did I say that?
That was your fucking mouth.
Did I say that?
Yeah, you did.
Yes, you did.
You did.
But you know what?
You know what?
You did.
You know what?
We say this to your face.
We all say this to each other's face.
Yeah.
Because we love each other.
That's why.
Hey, you know, you're saying it to my face is one thing, but to all the people
that watch
your podcast, do they need that?
It's not that many people.
It's not that many people.
Oh, my.
Oh, listen to you guys.
It's not that many people.
Oh, my God.
Dude, the reason why we talk about you is because we love you.
We fucking love you.
Yeah.
Just like Hitler talked about the Jews.
Yeah.
You have a point there.
Yeah, pretty similar.
Hey, what are you making?
You're not even going to defend yourself.
You're going to go right with that.
Hey, what are you making for dinner right now?
Are you cooking?
Are you having your lady cook?
Actually, I've been doing a lot of cooking.
No, I know because he's doing a cooking show.
Do you know this?
He's been doing a cooking show online.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
He's been doing a cooking show online.
Well, it's not a cooking show.
I just cook online live on Instagram because I'm bored as fuck.
Sounds like a cooking show to me.
I got this paleo shit from this place called Sun Basket, and then they-
Don't plug your sponsors on our show.
First of all, I wish they were a sponsor.
They're not a sponsor, but it's like those pre-made, you make it yourself.
Yeah.
They just send you everything you need.
There's a lot of companies like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just one of them.
Can you spray my face again?
And then it's like 20 minutes, 20, 30 minutes it takes to cook, and it's pretty
great.
Meals for two, and it's like $11.
I feel like I'm getting it just by hearing him talk.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You hear what I'm singing?
Barely.
Oh, my God.
I'm just freaked out by your voice.
But I said, since what I said is-
You know what, Bobby?
Your butthole is probably ground zero for Corona, okay?
All the nonsense that's going on.
Yeah, yeah.
Griff, Griff.
That yellow cave of wonder.
Will you send us a video?
We could put up an episode of you cooking something.
Oh, my God.
Please?
Okay.
Yeah.
Now, I need you two fucks to call me on Skype later.
Today?
Can we do it tomorrow?
For my podcast.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, because you want to video chat it?
Yeah, we video chat, and I put it on my little podcast that's not good enough
for you guys,
apparently.
That's not true.
We both watch your show.
We watch it here.
We watch it here.
We watch Riffin without Griffin.
Yeah, because you use it to talk shit.
That's not true.
In fact, Bobby and I sat the other night.
We sat and just watched a couple episodes straight of Riffin with Griffin.
Yeah.
I don't even know.
You guys, wow.
You guys are better liars than this.
No.
I'm telling you.
Some of my favorite episodes on there.
There's one of me that I like.
Yeah, Bobby, pretend like you're going to call me that.
Oh, of course.
Yo, you just watched your guys' episode.
Did you?
Who's that guy?
This is Riffin with Griffin.
We're talking to Riffin with Griffin.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
Episode 75.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to you.
You without a mustache.
It's so weird right now.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ladies and gentlemen,
have you ever wondered what the snuffleupupcus is going to look like without
hair?
That's what it looks like.
And we are quarantining with Griffin.
Oh, my God.
Hey, is that song cleared or are we going to get clipped by YouTube?
Is that your music?
Yeah, that's my music.
You made it up from scratch, right?
I came and I did it on the singing mic.
Yeah.
No, you didn't.
Go look at your episode.
You didn't do it on the singing mic.
You were actually being rigged.
What did I do?
You were like, this is so black, so black.
Can I answer emails while we're doing this?
Wait.
Oh, here we go.
Let's see what I did.
Baby, baby.
How come I've never done your fucking show?
Have I done your show?
You don't know if you've done his show?
I haven't been on this set before, Eric.
Yes, you have because you were talking shit about the bricks, you piece of shit.
You did it?
Yeah, you did.
And then you did a...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
By the way, then you did a whole separate Patreon podcast episode talking shit
about my place.
I was sent that clip, too.
What did he say about your place?
What did he say about your place?
He just was talking shit.
Bobby does.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what he does.
Yeah.
But you know what?
Honestly, though, during this whole epidemic that we're going through...
Pandemic.
Pandemic.
And I've been thinking about who my friends and family are.
And you're in my...
You literally...
I'm not kidding you.
You're in my top five.
Five.
Okay.
Of the people I love the most.
I really do love you.
Don't get sentimental on me now, piece of shit.
No, he is.
He means it.
He means it.
Stay consistent.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
I believe him.
But is Andrew, like, number seven?
I'm just curious.
I think Andrew now is in my top ten as well.
We have to go now because I have to talk about something else.
Hey, Griff.
We love you.
Oh, brother.
Here we go.
We love you.
Here we go, Eric.
Getting offended and getting sensitive.
Hey, plug your show right quick.
Do, like, a radio drop like the old school days.
Go.
Oh, my God.
Make sure you watch Rippin' with Griff.
I'll see you next time.
Bye.
Bye.