Name: "Andrew, Do You Say 'I Love You' To Bryan Callen?" | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-04-11T21:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Andrew, Do You Say 'I Love You' To Bryan Callen?" | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Andrew, Do You Say 'I Love You' To Bryan Callen?" | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-11. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
You gotta change, man.
You gotta fucking change.
Clinch it and bury it.
That's what I'm asking you.
Clinch and bury.
No, no, no.
Clinch and bury because...
Clinch, bury.
Because people like me are gonna get...
Clinch your butt, bury your emotions.
Because people like me are gonna get affected, right?
By me.
One day you're gonna snap, right?
And then I'm gonna be the one that's shot.
Mm-hmm.
No.
I don't wanna die and I love you.
I don't...
I would ever shoot you and kill you.
You know, that's another thing that you do.
What?
On our phone calls,
even though you do answer with fucking...
Like a bitch.
Dude, stop saying bitch.
Like a baby bitch?
Stop saying because I will fight you.
I will fucking fight you
and I don't wanna hear bitch anymore.
Stop saying that.
All right.
Say asshole.
Asshole's fine.
No, no, no.
You...
How about this?
Yeah?
You act like a very loose pussy.
Is that better?
And you act like...
And you act like an aloof...
I don't wanna say the word.
I don't wanna say the word.
Don't say it.
Why can't I say that word that I'm thinking of?
Gook?
No.
No.
You act like an aloof,
mentally challenged person.
I get what you're saying.
But look, look.
Yes, we all probably need a little bit more therapy.
Can I tell you a moment in therapy
that really made me...
But I'm gonna just say the thing
that you're doing, though,
that I've noticed
is at the end of our conversations...
At the end of our conversations,
you always say,
I love you.
I do.
I say I love you.
Do you know why I say that?
Do you...
Fuck you.
Bob, do you know why I say I love you?
Do you know why I say I love you?
Why?
Because...
It's my way of saying,
I know I'm heavy.
I know I'm a lot.
Yeah.
You know I love you.
You said it's more of a...
It's not a real thing, then.
No, no, no.
It's saying like...
You say it to everybody.
I say it to people...
Only to my closest friends.
I won't say it to...
I will never say it to her.
Brian Callen.
If Brian Callen called you,
would you say...
Like, he probably picks up the phone and goes,
Hey, buddy.
No, he goes,
Hey, loose pussy.
No.
No, when Callen picks up the phone,
and he picks up,
you're you,
and you're calling me.
I'm Brian.
Here you go.
Ready?
Yeah.
Wait, who am I?
You're you.
Okay.
Hello?
No, you're calling me.
Oh.
Okay.
Got that ready?
Hello, hold on.
One second.
It's Brian.
Hold on one second.
Just turning off my oxygen tank.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on.
He old.
Let me get up real fast.
No, if I said...
When Bri, when I hang out with Bri,
I say...
I don't know if I say
I love you, brother, to him,
but maybe.
A lot of guys I do
that I really do love.
All right, let me ask you this.
I only say it to people...
Look at my eyes right now.
Do you really do love me?
I do.
I love you very much.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.