Name: Chris D'Elia's 'Special' Message to Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-04-21T19:23:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris D'Elia's 'Special' Message to Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris D'Elia's 'Special' Message to Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-21. Transcript available.

We're bad friends!
My special came out.
Yeah.
It's killing.
You should do one, you know?
Just get it together and fucking do one already.
But you don't, you know?
And you won't.
Is it because you're a pussy?
That's it. That's the video.
Let's criticize the way he looks, though.
Okay, number one, Chris D'Elia.
Alright.
I don't know.
What a weirdo.
Okay.
Look at this. Look at this, though.
Look at this face.
Yet another goofball tattoo from Chris.
A paper airplane.
Dumb.
He's three for three on bad tats.
Right.
His lips are like, remember that amphibian character in Hellboy?
Oh, yeah.
He does have the same lips.
They're always wet.
Yeah.
D'Elia's lips are always fucking wet.
Soaked.
Soaked.
You know why?
Why?
Because he does this all the time.
Yeah.
Is that what he does?
All the time.
I see him lick his lips all the time.
Oh, that's what it is.
He wants wet lips.
Yeah.
He wants to be wet lips.
Let's call him wet lips from now on.
So wet lips sent you this text.
Did you text him back?
Yeah.
I texted him.
I'll show you what I texted him.
I go.
Because he sends me videos like this all the fucking time.
And I get so angry.
I don't know why.
Well, he sends me those videos.
And I go, I just said, I'm going to hurt you.
What did he say?
Nothing.
Nothing.
He never responded.
Yeah.
In fact, he didn't hurt you then, did he?
Yeah.
I mean, one time he sent me a video of, aren't my dogs cute?
Ugh.
So he has two dogs.
I think he had three.
I thought he had three.
Whatever.
Two or three dogs running around being cute.
But they're running on top of a pile of money.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
He does stuff like that.
He does.
Yeah.
He's the, he is, he's secretly probably one of the richest friends we have.
Don't you think?
I mean, if I were to guess, he's not the richest.
No, no.
But I'm saying he's, he's up there though.
He's up there.
He's in the top.
I think that the richest one we know is Sebastian.
By far.
By far.
Right.
That's not even, it's not even close.
It's not even close.
Sebastian's by far the richest, right?
Yeah.
And we went to his house.
What are you calling?
White lips.
Yeah.
Let's see what he's got to say about himself.
If he can pick up, you know, this guy.
Yeah.
He might be too.
You've met him before, right?
Yeah.
You know, Chris?
Yeah.
Do you like him?
You like his comedy?
I don't watch it.
You don't watch comedy.
That's good.
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.
Jules, are you talking to the mic and go, hey, go, hey.
Speak only in Filipino and say, hey, it's me.
I've never been a fan of you or your comedy.
Will you?
Yeah.
You may hang up or press one for more options.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bye.
What did you just say?
I said that Tito Bobby said that you have a big lips.
And I don't like your comedy.
I don't like your comedy.
But I don't like your comedy.
But I don't like your comedy.
But you don't like your comedy.
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But you don't like your comedy.
But you don't like your comedy.
But you don't like your comedy.
But you don't like your comedy.
And Tito Bobby said that you have a big lips.
And I don't like your comedy.
And Quianjo said hi.
And bye.
Okay, good.
That was very good.
Thank you so much.
I love you.
You're the best.
So fucking good.
So fucking good.
So fucking good.