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We're Bob Friends!
Bobby Lee Live or Ken Jeong?
Here we go.
"Sorry, I'll stop the retweets. Got carried away. Damn you, Coke Zero."
Who said that?
Bobby or Dr. Ken?
Who said that?
Me?
Yeah.
I didn't say that. I don't like Coke Zero.
That's right.
Yeah.
If any of this is bad, it's all George.
Okay, okay.
So tired from my private charter flight to New Zealand.
Humble jet lag.
Definitely not me.
I take Southwest Airlines.
Middle seat.
That's why they love you.
Yeah.
I'm addicted to ramen, y'all, and pussy.
It is something that I would say, but I didn't say that.
You didn't?
No.
Yes, you did!
Yes, you did.
I said that?
April 19th, 2014.
You said, "I'm addicted to ramen, y'all, and pussy."
All right.
Oh, shit.
Holy fuck.
I was in a psychedelic band in my early 20s, and I look like Pocahontas.
I'm so glad they kicked.
That's me.
Is it?
Yeah, because I was in a psychedelic band.
Yeah, you were.
What was the band?
We were called Laxton Superb.
You can see a video on YouTube.
Laxton Superb?
Yeah.
We're going to look that up after we play this.
Because I-
No.
Have you ever showed anybody that?
No, I don't want to show people.
Wait, why?
You just said we can look it up on YouTube.
On your own.
You just told everybody.
I don't know, not us.
Oh.
People listening on us.
Oh, the fans?
They can watch it?
Yeah, I don't know exactly.
I know it's on YouTube.
Laxton Superb?
That's what the band was called, yes.
Wow.
Why?
No, I think that's amazing.
Yeah, I was 21.
It was a psychedelic band?
That's what I just said in the tweet.
Read it.
Yeah, but was it?
Yes, it was.
Huh.
Yeah.
Eric Stonestreet, "I'd rather not talk about it in public, Eric Stonestreet.
Thank God there's a private direct message and not a tweet."
That's definitely Ken Jeong.
Why?
Because he's friends with, I wouldn't, I don't think I would say something like
that.
I would be a little bit more crass than that.
I wouldn't.
You sure?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Look at me.
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay, you're right.
Yeah.
What would you have said?
I would have said, "You fucking fat fuck."
You know what I mean?
Something, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You would have been meaner.
Yeah, yeah, I would have been mean.
Dear Miley Cyrus, I love you deeply, but passing on Moriah Formica was a
criminal.
Bye.
That's me.
You sure?
100% because I'm a huge fan of The Voice.
So is he.
Yeah, but I'm a huge, like I follow them.
We've had people on The Voice on Tiger Valley.
No, no, I know.
But wait a minute.
You, you, do you still talk to Moriah Formica?
I don't know her.
She was just on the show.
But you tweeted at her.
Did she not return that tweet?
No, you know what's so fucking fucked up?
Some of them do, but some of them don't.
Like, I like American Idol as well.
Yeah, sure.
And so I'll follow somebody from the American Idol.
What about The Voice?
Both.
What about The Newest One?
Yeah, I'm watching The Newest One.
Yeah, it's good.
It's okay, yeah.
The Songwriters One?
What do you mean the Songwriters One?
Where they pair up Songwriters with the, do you know what I'm talking about?
You're talking about American Idol?
No, dude, they have a brand new one.
There's a brand new show where it's like, they walk in and-
It's not The Voice then, or American Idol.
Yeah, I know, it's a brand new show, but it's from the same people.
Okay, what's it called?
It's a comedy campaign.
Okay, are we done with this portion, or?
Close.
Alright.
Playing the new Cristiano game, heads up on my iPhone, this game is addicting.
No, that's not me.
You sure?
Yeah, I would not play that.
It was Ken.
Yeah.
This is what I look at right before I transfer him into a mermaid.
That's me.
Look at my body.
Ken doesn't look like that.
I know.
Ken has Gollum's body.
George did not blur this well enough.
How pixelated is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, though, you look good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Now, is this one of the tubs where you put jizz on the side?
Yep.
Sure is.
This guy roofied me and I woke up in an abandoned building downtown wearing my
Genghis Khan outfit.
That's me, for sure, because I know that that's Andrew WK.
That is.
Yeah, yeah.
What was that from one of his music videos?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah.
Very bummed.
Frishante left Chili Peppers again.
Probably the greatest guitarist in the past 10 years.
Billboard Music Awards.
It's not me.
Damn.
George did not do a good enough job.
Yeah.
Also, Chito Santino is my favorite comedian.
That's not me, for sure.
One hundred percent.
That one is my favorite.
That one's my literal favorite.
God damn, I love that so much that that actually is yours.
Wait, wait, wait.
That came out when?
July 12th, 2014.
I said that out loud?
I'm going to quit comedy.
Also, Chito Santino is my favorite comedian.
I bet you you don't remember this night, do you?
You remember the night?
Oh, yeah.
No, you don't.
Yeah.
Tell me the night.
You left your phone open at the store.
Yeah.
We were sitting at the booths.
Yeah.
I mean, at the at Midsie's chairs.
Yeah.
And at the bucket seats.
You went up on stage and left your phone on the table.
Uh-huh.
I unlocked.
I immediately went to Twitter and tweeted that.
Close your phone.
Put it back down on the table.
Wait, wait.
Did I know that you had done that?
No, I don't.
Well, yeah.
I think afterwards we had talked about it.
Oh, really?
Because you'd open your Twitter and you'd been like, what the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
And you didn't delete it.
Oh, so you did that.
Yeah.
I didn't do that.
Technically, you did.
I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you know, I'll be honest with you.
Yeah.
There was a time where I would probably think that you were my favorite
comedian.
Well, we.
Oh, thanks.
In the past.
No, I remember when.
Well, here's.
Let me give you.
Let me give you some honest reference to this.
Yeah.
You were talking.
You were being very negative and being like, I'm going to quit.
I want to quit.
You weren't feeling good.
You were in a bad mood that night.
Because that.
That.
2014 was a really bad year for me.
Well, so you kept saying.
You kept saying, I'm going to quit comedy.
Yeah.
And I was like, you're not going to fucking.
You're not going to quit, Bob.
And you kept saying, yes, I am.
I'm going to quit.
Yeah, yeah.
So when you kept saying that and then you left your phone and went on stage.
I tweeted.
I was just going to tweet.
I'm going to quit comedy.
And I was going to say, should I?
Because I wanted you to see people go.
No, fuck.
No, that's insane.
Right, right.
But then I just wrote.
I'm going to quit comedy.
And then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, thank you for saying that.
Well, thank you for saying that.