Name: "I Only Reply To Verified Accounts & Lewis Capaldi" | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '"I Only Reply To Verified Accounts & Lewis Capaldi" | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-30. Transcript available.

Isn't that so funny though, when you send someone a message on there, and they're
verified and you are too, you automatically go, "Come on, open it up, I'm
verified."
Well, it's funny because it's like, when somebody ver- do you ever do this,
when like somebody verified follows you on Twitter, you follow them back?
Yeah, all the time.
Yeah, yeah. Why is that? It's so gross.
Because it's like a club.
Yeah.
You feel like you're a part of a thing.
Yeah, like, you know who follows me, but I ref- and I'm a fan.
Mm-hmm.
But am I following Louis Bukalski? What's his name?
What?
The singer?
Louis Bukalski?
From England.
Um, Louis Capaldi?
Yeah, Louis Capaldi.
Who is that?
He's one of the biggest singers on planet Earth.
I don't know.
Yeah.
What does he sing?
There he is.
Wow.
He's huge.
A sharp looking cat.
Yeah.
He's one of the best singers.
What does he sing?
What's that song that he sings?
You know the song, sing it a little bit.
No!
Just give me a little bit.
Don't fully sing it, just give me the gist.
No, the lyrics, the lyrics.
And you're not here to make it through it all.
Is this Someone You Loved?
Is that the name of the song?
I do like him a lot, but yeah.
Yeah, Someone You Loved.
That's a great song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that the one?
Yeah.
This is someone you love.
It's about me.
I don't know that way.
Here, read the lyrics.
They're there for you.
Are you singing?
I'm bigger, because I'm going blind.
It goes:
Now the day bleeds into nightfall, and you're not here to get me through it all.
I let my guard down and think you pulled the rug.
I was getting kind of used to being someone you loved.
Ugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he follows me on Twitter.
Yeah, I love him.
And he's a huge star.
And I don't know if I followed him back, but...
No, you didn't.
It sounds like you didn't follow him back at all.
But, because he's so big, I didn't want to like...
How many followers on it?
Does he have a lot of followers?
Millions.
Yeah.
He's huge.
He's like the next edge here.
How do I not know this guy?
Because...
I don't know.
Maybe you only like Conor McGregor and like the Lucky Charms guy.
What is that?
This is music.
I like music.
Maybe you like only redheaded vibe.
I only like redheaded stuff.
He's a redhead.
I would have liked him.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
This is what it should have gone like.
I'm going under this time.
And I feel nowhere to turn to.
Nothing all the way of love ain't got me sleeping out.
You know I need somebody to know.
I gotta know.
Somebody to heal.
Somebody to heal.
Somebody to heal.
Yeah.
Just know how it feels.
That's my kind of stuff.
Wow, you can sing kind of huh?
Creed.
That's my kind of stuff.
Can you sing?
I can't sing.
I know how to...
I'm a good...
You know, like monkey see monkey do.
Oh.
Thank you.