Name: Fans Imagine Bobby Lee's House | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fans Imagine Bobby Lee's House | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-05. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- You wanna see, I'm gonna show you some drawings,
some of the houses people made for you.
- Yeah.
- This is pretty incredible.
- So this is what people assume what my house looks like?
- Yeah, this is what people assume
what Bobo's house looks like.
- Well since Jules lives there, she's a good eye too,
so we'll see.
- All right, yeah, this is their assumption.
This first one is Alex Pollock, this is great.
Actually this guy, Alex, drew George's house.
This is what he thinks George's house looks like.
It's exactly what it looks like.
And that lady right there, is an Asian lady.
- Yeah, that poor girl, look at that.
- That poor Asian lady.
- And she's enslaved.
- She's, totally.
And those photographs in the back?
- Yeah.
- Were all of just close up shots of Asian vaginas.
- Of Asian women.
- Yeah.
- And he's got a camera in there.
- Yeah, he really is that.
- So this is this poor little Asian woman's arms,
and is like, "Please mister, help me out."
And George is like, "No way."
And look at, he always gives them a gif
with a little bit of cake, but he wasted the candle,
it melts and it melts all over the cake,
and then he throws it at them.
- Yeah.
- He's an evil little dictator.
- Well, you know what that fucking present is?
- Oh what?
- New handcuffs.
That's what they are, brand new handcuffs.
- All right, this is Dirk Grobb.
This is actually really good.
Look at how good that is.
- Um...
- That's really, that's a good drawing.
- Wait, wait, who's the one with the knife?
- That's Rudy!
- That's you, Rudy, look at you!
- How awesome is that?
- Yeah, that's exactly-
- This is such a good-
- You know what, that could, that's almost.
- Yeah.
- This is such a cool piece of art.
- That literally is almost maybe what we live in.
- Yeah, I know.
- That's very close.
- It's such a cool piece of art.
- It feels like somebody drove by our fucking house.
- You know, maybe.
- Have you been to our house?
- No.
- It's that, it's got that kind of windows and stuff.
- In the front, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, that's a great one.
Who drew that?
- Look at this little weirdo.
- Look at that weirdo with the knife.
- With a little knife.
This is by, this is by a guy named Dirk Grobb.
It's awesome, right?
- Thank you, Dirk.
- Dirk is, that's such a good drawing.
This is James Pemberton.
Now he did something a little bit more, um...
- Dude!
- Traditional.
- Bro!
- That is our house!
- That's your house.
- You know what somebody did?
- They see in the videos in the background.
- That's exactly what it is.
- I know, but look.
- That's exactly what it is.
- That's you, Bobo.
- That's me, yeah.
- And that's Rudy with a knife, ready to fucking kill you.
All these people got the clue that Rudy wanted to kill you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Joshua Cervantes drew this.
This is a more traditional...
- Let me see this one.
- No.
But that's a nice house.
- That's a cool looking house.
- And I would live in a house like that.
- Of course, that's a cool house.
- That's a really nice house.
- Yeah, that's a very cool house, right?
- Little driveway lights.
- Whoever drew that is an architect.
- Joshua Cervantes, that's his name.
- Thank you, Joshua.
That's a good one. - Yeah, Joshua drew that.
This is Matt Tower.
Matt drew this.
This is like a futuristic space...
- Oh my God, let me say something.
- Hold on.
- Let me say something about that house.
- What about it?
- Our house does not look like that,
but I swear to God,
that's exactly the kind of house I want to live in.
- A modern, super modern.
- I like modern.
I like windows.
I like the structure of it.
- Right.
- I like how there's like a stream there.
Dude, who did that?
- Matt Tower.
- Matt Tower, if one day when I make enough money,
maybe you can design a house for me.
- You hear that, Matt Tower?
- I like that one a lot.
- Listen up, Matt Tower.
This is Nate Galbraith, Galbraith.
I just thought this was really cool.
How artsy is that?
That's a great photo.
- Dude, the colors are beautiful.
- It's okay, okay.
- A little birdie.
A little birdie smokin'.
A little birdie smokin'.
- Number one,
it's like if me and Eric Griffin had a baby.
All right, that's number one.
Number two.
So the mouth part is where we live
or that's just a bird?
- I think this is a very subversive acid trippy,
but I would imagine you live inside of your own head.
I think he's trying to make a statement.
Do you understand?
- Yeah, okay.
- I think it's a very artistic statement.
- It's a very good statement.
- Yeah.
This is Noah Feister.
Noah Feister made...
Now, I liked it 'cause it was on the graph paper.
- Here we go.
- Yeah, he really graphed it out.
- Okay, we can zoom in.
What does the bottom part say?
- So it says, "Bobby Lee's house."
- Yeah.
- And then that's you, "Stardew Wowie."
He spelled "Vowie."
- Yes.
- That's kind of what I do, right, Jules?
- So that's you in the basement playing Stardew Valley.
- That's what I kind of do.
- This is a Vietnam tunnel to Bobby's basement, right?
That's the Vietnam tunnel.
There's hard-boiled vampire eggs cooking in the kitchen.
- Yes.
- Kalilah is in bed with her mirror.
That's her mirror and your little baby mirror down there.
- Yeah.
- And there's a Korean Jesus painting in the hallway
with a bunch of K-pop records.
- Yeah.
- It could be, what's that band that we love so much
that your mommy loves?
- Uh-huh.
- What's the band?
- BTS.
- BTS.
And you walk downstairs to your crush Prius.
-
- How many people don't have a crush Prius?
- Noah Feister, 'cause I've talked about it.
- Oh, I was about crushing it.
- Yeah, you've hit humans before.
This, we got a lot of racist stuff like this.
This was just a lot of like, people sent these things
that were like, "I bet it's a hut in Cambodia."
And I gotta tell you something.
I completely and utterly support this kind of stuff.
- Yeah, and also I'm gonna say this right now.
Andrew Santino's mom does not live underneath our house.
So, you know what I mean?
Why would I have the Santino's underneath the house?
Fat fucking uglies.
- What'd you just say?
- Nothing, man. Just let it go.
It was a joke. Let it go, man. Let it go.
- This is Silvia Abati from Greece.
This is fucking awesome.
- Wow.
- Tell me this is not beautiful.
- Creative.
- By the way, this is art.
This is fucking high art.
- That's high art.
- Look at how cool this is.
- That is unbelievable.
- So there's Klyla with cool pants and the cats.
- Honestly, I want that as a painting, huh?
- I know.
And she's watching somebody.
I don't know who that is.
- She's watching.
You know that Korean soap opera with the fuck?
- That's right. That's right.
- Captain Marie.
- Yeah, Captain Marie.
And up here is, I don't know what that chair is.
That's a toilet.
- That's so fucking cool, man.
And then that's, I imagine that's the dictator poster.
- No, that's, I have a poster of me as Kim Jong-un.
- Right. That's what I'm saying.
The dictator poster that you have in your house.
That's what I was referring to.
And then down here is Rudy upside down
with vampire eggs and knives.
Somebody listens to the theme, huh?
- Yeah.
- And a bunch of, there's the eggs there.
- Rudy!
- And then that, I guess, that's you, Bobo.
- Yeah. Or Sean Lennon.
- Yeah, Sean.
- Yeah.
- But look at how cool that is.
- That is so fucking cool, man.
- Isn't that fucking cool?
- That's it.
- That's beautiful.
- The glue, the keyboard.
- This is Sylvia Abati.
Sylvia Abati.
- Thank you, Sylvia.
- Look at how cool that is from Greece.
This is, she's from Greece.
She also let me have an appearance in here.
Mochi balls.
- Yeah.
- I don't know, I like that.
- That's really nice.
- And it looked like my mouth would be here,
but my smile is down there.
But I like it either way.
I like it either way.
And this last one is from Spaghetti Mainframe.
Spaghetti Mainframe.
I thought this was kind of fun.
- Yeah.
- Theo Vaughn is at your house in this one.
- Let me see.
- So, so.
- So let's go closer.
- Sorry, hold on one second.
- Yeah.
Let's go closer.
- So here we go.
So in here, we're gonna start with this.
Kalilah's on the roof, sipping a martini.
- Right.
That's dead on because of her tattoo.
- Her tattoo.
This is a drippy, wet, I don't know who this is.
A drip, who would that be?
Is there someone in your house that's dripping wet?
I don't know what this reference is.
Am I lost?
- No, because I think it's, the thing is,
is that Kalilah sweats a lot.
- Yeah, but that's Kalilah's there.
- I know, but that's probably her sister,
'cause she sweats as well.
- Oh, it's her sister.
- It could be Coinda.
- Okay, and then on the roof, of course, it's Theo Vaughn.
- Is that Theo?
- The rats?
- Yeah, the rats.
It is Theo for sure.
- Hey man, I'm on the roof, man.
- I'm on the roof, man.
Yeah.
- There's Griff.
- Oh, I thought that was your mom's vagina.
But it's Griff.
- Yeah, there's Rudy in the kitchen with the knives.
- Okay.
There's Rudy with the knives.
- Rudy with the knives.
- Yeah, Rudy with the knives.
- Rudy with the knives.
- Look at Rudy, look at Rudy.
- And then in the basement is George,
or Andreas doing standup for you.
That's Andreas doing standup for you.
- Yeah, I'm in the bathtub.
- And that's me hitting your car.
Very mad.
- Very mad.
- Very cross.
Thank you guys for all those submissions.
- Really nice.
- Those are fucking great.
- Yeah.
- There's some really good submissions there.
Thank you.