Name: Bobby Lee Demands Loyalty | Bad Friends Around The World: Tokyo | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-05-09T21:00:17.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Demands Loyalty | Bad Friends Around The World: Tokyo | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-09. Transcript available.

We're Bad Friends.
Bad Friends, around the world.
Um, listen.
Uh-oh.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, this is my guy, Oscar.
That's my guy right there, look at that.
Look at those lips.
Oscar.
Start your video, Oscar.
It's like a vagina.
Yeah.
There he is.
Oh, shit, it's different.
What's up, man?
No, because his hair was pulled back in the other one.
Oh, it was? My bad.
Yeah, pull your hair back, Oscar.
Pull it back tight like you do when it's in ponytail mode.
Yeah.
This is my guy, Oscar, bro.
Right here.
Oh, is that Gwyneth Paltrow or what?
Yeah, woo-wee.
Sexy boy.
He's a cutie.
Thanks, thanks.
Oscar, you're from Sweden?
Yeah, that's right.
Sweden.
Sweden.
Swedish fish.
So Sweden, they're doing no quarantine.
No, it doesn't exist.
They're hanging out, right?
No, doing some quarantine.
Are you really?
I thought you guys were allowed to be out just fucking kicking it.
Yeah, I've been looking at the photos online.
Yeah, we're outside, but...
There's some, like, everyone's agreed, like we have in quarantine.
He really put his hair up, but really good for me.
Yeah, he's really doing it.
He has to.
No, no, we're joking around with you, man.
It looks great.
How old are you, buddy?
24.
Oh.
I like that Guns N' Roses shirt.
That's fucking great, man.
Yeah, I love Guns N' Roses.
What do you do for a living, Oscar?
Right now, I'm teaching English.
Oh.
Oh, you teach English.
I like it.
What's going on with your earpiece, bud?
It's out.
He had to take it out.
Yeah.
Sorry, sorry.
I need to hear myself.
Oscar, how many languages can you speak?
Just English and Swedish.
Some Japanese.
Oh, some?
Japanese is hard.
Wow.
Let me ask you something, because I know I love Swedish dudes.
And let the right one in.
Is that a Swedish movie?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love your vampires.
But my point is that since you know some Japanese, are you privy to the Asian
snatch?
Do you like Asian women or what, bro?
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
You do?
I love Asian women.
Yeah, yeah.
And Asian men.
And Asian men, too.
Asian men as well.
Oh, that's uncomfortable.
Asian, I think Asians are the best people.
We are.
We have soft.
We're soft.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
They're easy to manipulate physically and mentally.
You can kind of do what you want with them.
Right?
Yeah.
Across the board.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We're like Play-Doh.
We're like human Play-Doh.
Yeah, like human Play-Doh.
Right.
He looks like, I don't know much about him, but he looks like that he has a
nice body.
Like he works out almost.
He does work out a lot.
Like a bodybuilder.
Yeah, he does.
Are you a bodybuilder?
Yeah, you do work out, right?
Yeah, he does.
No.
I do work out every day, though.
I do work out every day.
You do.
Will you flex for us?
Let's see.
Yeah, can we see a little muscle or what?
A little muscle.
Let's see your bicep.
Put your bicep up there.
Just fucking put your bicep up there, brah.
All right, let's see, dude.
Here we go, bro.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Jacked.
See, that's what I'm saying.
Look at that shit.
Jacked.
Jacked.
Yeah.
Jacked.
Yeah, baby.
Jacked.
Let me ask you this, because I love Swedish rock bands.
You know, is there a band that you can suggest to me?
Because I love music from you.
You guys are really good.
You have really good bands.
Yeah, they do.
I'm not sure you would like the Swedish rock bands, to be honest.
Why?
How do you know that?
Bobby likes foreign shits.
Bobby likes foreign music.
I like foreign shits a lot.
Yeah, but I think my taste is pretty similar to your Bobby, I think.
I'm not sure.
I don't know any Swedish rock band that you might like.
So how do you know that you and I have the same, we have similarities?
Yeah, well, because I listened to you on DVD ASA.
Then a few weeks later, Calamity K was out for like two episodes.
And like two weeks after that, first episode of Tiger Belly.
Oh my God, so you've been a fan since the DVD ASA days.
Wow.
Yeah.
Early days, yes.
Early days.
How much do you hate David Cho?
David Cho?
Yeah.
He's a weird piece of shit.
He's a piece of garbage, is he not?
Yeah.
He's fucking sweet.
He's like a gigantic yellow piece of shit.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Like if the sun could shit, it would look like David Cho.
Just yellow piece of shit.
And if you ever need physical protection, this fucking dude, he's down to kill.
Would you kill somebody for Bobby?
If Bobby asked you to kill David Cho, would you kill him?
Fuck, probably.
I knew it.
That's awesome.
I knew it.
God, the Swedish are fucking awesome.
So this is a good question to ask this guy then, maybe.
Sure.
So you got a girlfriend, my friend?
No, not right.
Not right now.
So if you were to choose, Andrew and I, right, if you were gay, who would you
fuck?
Who would you prefer to fuck, me or Andrew?
Me fucking or me getting fucked?
Oh, that's a very, very good question.
Very good question.
Oh, you fucking.
You fucking.
You fucking.
Andrew, how much body hair do you have?
Almost none, actually.
I'm actually, I'm not, I'm not hairy at all.
Just answer the fucking question.
Yeah, but let me think.
I mean, I don't like hair.
Yeah.
I think Andrew might have a nice ass.
Yeah.
So, like, nice fucking ass.
But Bobby seems more, like, feminine, and he has more curves.
And I probably want to hold his breasts, I think.
I think.
I think I'll choose you, Bobby.
Yeah, Bobby, you got it!
Yeah, I won!
You got one, dude!
I don't give a fuck what you said.
I got one, man.
You have a form more feminine.
He wants to hold your tits.
I love this.
This is.
Oh, it hurts so bad.
I gotta get out of here.
Dude, Oscar.
Holy shit, Oscar.
Dude, Oscar, you're the fucking best.
You're a funny guy.
We love you.
Oscar, thank you, dude.
Andrew, we might even, you know, Oscar, we might even have you back, man.
We might have you back, Oscar.
We're getting his information.
We're getting his information.
All right, Oscar, thanks for being a bad friend.
Oscar, you're the best, man.
We'll talk to you soon, buddy.
Yeah.
Bye, dude.
Bye-bye.
Take care.
Stay safe.
You too, man.
Stay safe.
Yeah.
Love out.