Name: Bobby Lee is DISGUSTED by 'I Want To Be Ninja' Viral Video | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-05-14T16:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee is DISGUSTED by 'I Want To Be Ninja' Viral Video | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee is DISGUSTED by 'I Want To Be Ninja' Viral Video | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-14. Transcript available.

we're bad friends let me play this for you let me tell you this is this is this
is this is this
is a throwback i posted again because um timing wise it's pretty great but uh
who is this lady
though you know what maybe i too could be ninja i want to be ninja i want to be
ninja i want to
i started training hard i think i could go far i am a natural that's matter
factual i learned to chop
your heart i fight with credit card i use my num chops even while feeding ducks
i throw my ninja
will you stop it look at this look at this asian lady in the very front first
of all this is a
this video came out a long time ago but i saw it again in my i was deleting
stuff oh yeah i want
to let you let's just share the chorus again oh no please don't turn it's gonna
i learned my ninja
kicks while watching netflix i try to do everything like on the big screen and
you guys you know what
i might do it i might be a ninja soon i gonna be ninja
this asian lady how is she standing there through this there's four minutes of
this all right first
of all if i was that asian like i'm gonna be turn it off turn it off okay it's
off all right
if i was that asian lady i'd already i'm gonna chop chop chop chow down take chow
down to chinatown
i'm gonna be ninja it makes me so it makes me so it's like the rudest i've ever
heard in my life
yeah yeah yeah i was going through my folders on my old on my phone because she
doesn't
realize how difficult it's so rude how difficult it is to be a ninja yeah the
levels are insane she
could never be ninja yeah because there's different levels number one you have
to be able to climb a
tree she can't climb a tree there's no way there's no chance right number one
two you have to have this
enough breath stamina to fucking do the blowgun yeah it's you gotta have that
she doesn't have any
of that she doesn't have that she has to be able to throw a star hard enough to
puncture skin yeah yeah
she can't do that she's got to be sneaky as fuck she's not sneaky at all
imagine her being a ninja
what's that white lady in the tree if there's a white lady in the tree what do
you mean look
that's a ninja i'm ninja yeah yeah ma'am please get down yeah she look at her
skin too i practice
this every day it just don't wait ninjas wear sunscreen
i really wish i could oh my gosh from sippy cup you know i won't give up i
gotta try my best you
can't expect no less that chow has not a clue it's too good to be true
you know what this reminds me you know who this is by the way who's that this
is a girl that sells
murphy beds in orange county that's she did this as a promo to sell murphy beds
you know murphy beds
are no the beds that go in the wall the cabinet wall the cabinet beds you know
they pop out of the
cabinets have you never seen that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah old time murphy
beds yeah that's what
she's selling she's like a she opened a murphy bed company this is like years
ago yeah but this is she put
this out for promo let's see the course one more time no no no i don't want to
hear it it's one of my
favorite courses but i must confess i catch a flying kick with my chopstick i
take down anyone
ha this is getting fun you guys i think i almost a ninja i almost a ninja she
almost a ninja
i try to chop chop chop chow down take chow down to chinatown take chow down to
chinatown
this is the most racist i've ever heard of my life and it makes me laugh so
hard this poor asian
lady you know what's as hard as it is why is she there being a navy seal right
yeah it's the hardest
thing in the world so it's imagining a chinese dude yeah or a woman yeah i want
to be navy seal
you know what i mean at a party i don't think it's that offensive a navy seal
yeah well if it
if it was a chinese because ninja is a cultural thing right right so i think it's
what the accent
is what's offensive about really about it too it's very offensive yeah it's
really good you know i'll
be honest with you i had a girlfriend once her name was sarah and she lived in
louisville i know who
she is do you i know her she's a comic yeah she was right or she is yeah she
still does it and um
i stayed did she want to be ninja no she i stayed at her parents house and she
goes so um we're having
a special dinner for you this actually happened this is so good already i
already know what it is no you
do no no we're having a special dinner for you but so you have to sit in the i
guess white people in
the midwest or in the south they have basements yeah we love basements yeah i've
never been in a
basement before well there's a purpose for it we have those we have those in
the midwest for tornadoes
and we need to go down there all right my bad also extra square footage it's
really good so i'm in a
real estate basement and i was there for about 45 minutes and she comes down
and sarah's wearing kimono
and she goes and it's mind you there's 20 people there yeah her grandparents on
both sides yeah
uncles aunts right so i go what what why are you wearing kimono you'll see so
we go upstairs
the whole place right has she put bamboo on the walls okay there's um like
swords on the wall too like
samurai swords i like it the grandmother everyone they wear the mascara right
chinese eyes mascara
i walk into the dining room they all shut up i swear to god they bowed to you
oh yeah yeah
what was that they said what how to try yeah yeah right and then she goes take
your shirt off
i go why you have to wear this shirt it's an extra small pokemon shirt
so i put this extra pokemon shirt on and it's like you know i mean super tight
soup i can be i can
barely breathe yeah and i'm sitting there and then everyone's wearing
chopsticks but we're eating like
um what white people eat um like roast turkey we usually eat oh what do you
mean oh no no chinese
food at all no they didn't even make didn't even try to make chinese but i had
to use i remember using
chopsticks to pick up stuffing which is very difficult to do by the way do you
think her mom told do you think
that was a bit she's funny right she was yeah she's very funny so everyone was
laughing yeah
having a good time and i'm kind of laughing too but deep down outside is this
is the price you pay
to get white pussy if you want was it worth it oh yeah if you're an asian dude
and you want white
pussy sometimes you have to take a take one for the team one for the team yeah
you got to take the one
for the team they were very funny funny family too one time we were horseback
riding yeah it was in
kentucky and we're in the woods and her dad just goes see that tree right there
yeah i go yeah that's
where we hang chinamen were there any chinese guys up there no oh it's a joke i
know and you're right
you're running along and you laugh yeah you go this is the price you pay for
white he literally goes
that's where we hang chinese people yeah yeah yeah and everyone laughs they
laughed oh yeah it's a joke
yeah uh sure yeah it's a joke yeah hanging chinese guys so i've had like a lot
of those situations but
that's the price you pay it's the price you pay for white pussy yes damn my
pussy good huh
oh