Name: 90 Day Fiancé Rose's Message to Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-05-16T21:00:06.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '90 Day Fiancé Rose's Message to Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-16. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- Speaking of shows that I'm annoyed with right now,
I'm pissed off at 90 Day Fiancé
'cause you did it on Tiger Belly with Mayo Head Ed.
- Don't call him that, he's a new friend of mine.
- Mayo Head Ed?
- Yeah.
- I can't call him Mayo Head Ed.
He is a Mayo Head.
- I understand that.
- He's Mayo Head Ed.
- But can I tell you what pissed me off about it?
- And he's not your fucking friend either.
- Can I tell you what pissed me off about it?
- Go ahead.
- He didn't even know he was doing Tiger Belly.
He comes on because I guess he was doing
some sort of press junket.
- Yeah.
- Right, so he's doing just a serious,
so then when he saw me, he knew, right,
that he's the one that he called, he said that I--
- Who set it up?
- What's that?
- The press person?
- What's the network?
- TLC?
- TLC.
- Oh, so he didn't even know?
- No, so you can hear the first,
the publicist going, this is Margaret from TLC,
so Ed is, I don't know where he is,
but he'll be on in a second, you know?
- I don't like this.
- He's taking a break.
So then when he sees me, he remembers that he told--
- Kalilah's too good for you.
- Kalilah's too good for me.
So then he was just like, almost in shock, like,
"Oh my God, it's you!"
- I didn't like it.
- Yeah, and you listened to it?
- Yeah, I didn't like it.
- Yeah.
- I watched it, I thought it was,
here's why I didn't like it.
- Why?
It was too hard--
- I don't buy this guy, by the way.
I don't buy him.
I think this is all a big game for him,
I don't think he was never in love with Rose.
I think it's a bit.
I think it's all--
- That's exactly what it was.
- Yeah, he's an actor, it's a bit.
And by the way, I don't like it.
I like when it's not a bit.
I like when those guys on reality shows,
the guy that went to Serbia,
like seven years of dating that girl or wherever she was.
- I love that guy.
- That guy's my favorite.
The guy lives in Vegas.
- David.
- Yeah, he's like, "She'll be there, this guy."
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The guy answered the door, he's like,
"No one, you're gonna leave here to look like this."
I loved it so fucking much.
- Yeah.
- I just think, I don't like when I find out that these guys,
look, if you're gonna be an actor on a reality show,
as long as it's kind of publicized that way,
like "The Hills" or, what was "The Jersey Shore"?
"The Jersey Shore", they all kind of wanted to be
in entertainment, so I'm fine with it.
- But so did Big Ed, Big Ed, I think secretly always-
- Big Ed was a phony.
- I know, but he always, I think, wanted to get famous.
- That's why I don't like it.
That's why I think it's bullshit.
- And so he lies, and he goes this route.
- I don't like it.
- Right?
- Cheap.
- It's cheap.
- Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.
- What drove me crazy is I looked at cameo on Instagram.
- Yeah, we looked up his cameos.
- Yeah, and Elvis, do you see that?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, and you can tell that he,
but I didn't tell him this when we interviewed him,
but what I wanted to say is, listen to me, Ed.
You know what that is.
- Yeah, stop there, it's only half, it's only one quarter.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 15 is right to there.
- Yeah, 15, yeah.
- That's it.
- And it's, just milk it.
- Milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it,
'cause it's going.
How much money did he get on Cameo for his,
do you know how much they were?
- Yeah, let's find out how much Big Head Ed is on Cameo.
It just upset me because I thought it was,
it wasn't as good as it could have been.
The whole thing, I was like, this is not,
it just, I just, I wanted him to be real.
I wanted him to be in love with that Rose chick, you know?
- Yeah, but you know, he, I have to,
you have to admit that he was entertaining on the show.
- Only because she didn't like him at all.
- Yeah, now that we know his intentions,
it makes him unlikable.
- Well, here's Rose right here.
Let's see what Rose charges.
Rose charges $54.
- Oh.
- I'm asking you all for Cameo,
and I want to hear you for greetings and personalize,
and click to my accounts, and take care,
and I have a wonderful day.
Love you all.
- So I love, oh, and you hear the roosters.
I like her a lot.
- You know, let's hire Rosemary, let's buy a, right?
- I'll buy her for more than that, I like her a lot.
- Let's buy a, and just have her send a video to us.
- So here's what she's doing right now.
- Yeah.
- To Brian, Jonathan, Justin, and Journey,
best mom, Jennifer, hi, this is me, Rose, how are you?
- She needs subtitles.
- Let's do one where it's like Bobby, Andrew,
you guys are getting married, you know what I mean?
- Okay, we will.
- And you guys haven't had sex yet?
- Okay.
- Let's hire her for a little Rose.
- Yeah, we'll hire Rose.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Because I like her.
And where's Mayo Head Ed, what is that fucking goon charge?
I'm just being mean to him for some reason,
'cause I thought it was disingenuous.
- There he is.
- Look it, there he is.
- Oh, he thinks he's hot, he's got someone drum.
A hundred dollars.
- A hundred dollars.
- You make my day, let me make yours, okay?
Let me send out a shout out to anybody you want.
I'm having a lot of fun with this.
It's been a crazy ride.
It's gonna get a lot crazier.
- It's about to be over.
- But again, much love, much appreciation,
and let's have some fun.
- Yeah.
- I don't hate the guy.
I just didn't like the interaction on Tiger Belly at all.
And I think the fans would say the same.
It wasn't as good as I want, it was no, there was no-
- There was nothing that I could fucking do, man.
- It wasn't your fault.
- I'll tell you why, because the TLC publicist there was like,
I wanna push this, but I can't.
- You could've, 'cause what's the worst that's gonna happen?
That they pull it?
- Yeah.
- You still have it on your side.
- Yeah, but there was some weird thing
where I wanted him to like me.
- Why?
- I don't know why.
- He doesn't like you.
He doesn't like you.
- I know he doesn't.
- He doesn't.
- He doesn't respect me.
- You don't respect him.
- I don't.
- But that's the balance.
- Yeah.
- He doesn't respect you because you don't respect him at all.
- Right.
- He knows that.
So he goes into that, that's why he,
and by the way, that's why he talked shit.
- Yeah.
- That's why he talked shit.
- How do we, now how do we do the Rose thing?
- We're gonna, you wanna buy her right now?
- Yeah, let's buy her right now.
- Okay, let's do it.
- So.
- Rosemary Vega.
- Yeah.
- Okay, book now for $54.
- Can we give a, okay, to?
- To who?
To Bobby and Andrew?
- Bobby and Andrew, and just say, from Rudy.
- From Rudy.
- Yeah.
- From Rudy.
What's the occasion?
- The occasion.
- Wedding, right?
- Wedding.
Wedding.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- What was this, so something like, congratulations.
- Should I spell it wrong on purpose?
- Yeah.
- Congrad-tu-u-lay-tions.
- To Andrew.
- To Andrew.
- And Bobby.
- And Bobby.
- You guys finally gonna have.
- It's okay that gay marriage isn't legal in, where are we?
- Where's gay marriage illegal in?
What states?
- Bosnia.
- Huh?
- Let's just say Bosnia.
- In Bosnia.
- Yeah.
- It's okay that gay marriage isn't illegal in Bosnia.
- Yeah.
- Because, because your love is more powerful than the law.
- Or barbed wire offense.
- Then, then.
- Make her say something difficult.
- Then, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Your love is more powerful than bureaucratic--
- Bureaucratic.
- Systems.
- Systems.
- I can't spell bureaucratic.
- It's okay.
- I don't know how to spell it.
There it is.
Bureaucratic systems.
- Yeah.
- And--
- Yeah.
- Unfathomable.
That's a very difficult word.
- Unfathomable.
- Unfathomable.
- Yeah.
- Heights.
- Stringent.
- Stringent.
- Unfathomable, stringent.
- Stringent.
- Yeah.
- Stringent heights.
- Heights.
- Yeah.
- You both will prevail.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Prevail.
- Gloriously.
- Yeah.
- And--
- Yeah.
- One day, your adoption--
- Yeah.
- Of a--
- Oh.
- Lithuanian baby will come true?
- Yeah.
- Oh, we're there.
We're under.
We're good.
- Congrats to Andrew and Bobby.
Let's do it like her.
Here, you, can you say it?
Can you read that?
- Yeah, read it.
- Off the thing?
- Yeah.
- Can you-- here, read that there.
- You can do it, just try.
- Here, look, look on the TV right there.
- Even if you fuck up.
- Okay, so say that, 'cause it'll--
this is what it's gonna sound like from Rose.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
- Congrats to Andrew and Bobby, sad gay--
- Hey, hey, play up the accent, will ya?
Will ya fucking get involved here, Rudy?
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Congrats to Andrew and Bobby, sad gay marriage isn't legal
in Bosnia 'cause your love is more powerful
than bureaucratic systems and unfassumable stringent heights.
You will prevail gloriously and one day adoption of Lithuanian baby will come
true.
- Yeah, why don't we even need to pay Rose?
That was really good.
- That was better than probably one mile Rose.
- We're gonna book this.