Name: TECHNO FARTS (Official Remix) | Bad Friends Songs w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2020-05-21T22:30:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TECHNO FARTS (Official Remix) | Bad Friends Songs w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TECHNO FARTS (Official Remix) | Bad Friends Songs w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-21. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Yeah.
Is it nothing about my flat face or...
Nope.
Okay.
That, that, that.
Did you sing it?
No, there's a kid named Amphu.
It's a remix from last week's episode.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I love it so much.
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It's really good.
I don't have enough problems.
That's really good.
I don't have enough problems.
Oh, get fucked.
That's such a fun song that some guy did.
Rude, do you like it?
Yeah.
Love it.
Yeah, you do?
She likes it?
Because I'm going to say this.
You fucking live in my house rent-free, baby.
Alright?
And you pay her.
And I pay you.
And I feed you.
Alright?
How about one time you're fucking...
How about one time you're fucking side with me?
Oh, Papa is angry.
So what do you believe?
What do you believe the conspiracy, by the way?
You believe that this is bologna pony pudding pie?
I don't believe that.
Oh, shit.
Let me play you something.
Let me play you something.
Your lovely girl sent me this, as you know.
Okay?
This is something that we...
This is something that we have on the show here.
This was from before.
This is you.
This is Tootie.
This is Tootie Bobo.
That's how I wake up.
This is Tootie Bobo.
This is waking up at about 2:45.
This is...
We played this a couple weeks ago.
There he goes.
There he goes.
Come back this way.
Come back this way.
Come back this way.
I really like that.
Did you hear that, Joel?
Yeah.
That fart.
That fart.
She's so turned off by my farts that what I do at nights, I have a system now.
It's so gross.
I know.
I have a system because I have a very tight butthole.
Well, a guy named Spencer Tritt did you a favor.
So what I do at nights, can I just finish my point?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
So what I do is I take both fingers when I have to fart.
Oh, boy.
And I spread my cheeks as wide as I can to create the biggest opening.
Uh-huh.
And it goes like a loose queef.
It goes like that.
And then I trap the fart in the blanket.
But did you know this?
And this is science.
Yeah.
No matter how long you trap.
It stays.
It stays.
Yeah, I know.
It doesn't go away.
So I don't know.
I should've went to biology class or something, but you know, that's science.
You learn everything new every day, you know?
So mean.
I know.
It's so gross.
What are you going to do?
I'm old.
My body, I think the mechanisms don't work.
But you just roll over, get out of bed, fart, and get back in.
That's what I do.
Get out, get out, fart fart.
Well, you get off the bed.
If it's going to be a bad one.
If it's going to be a bad one.
Do you ever think when you fart into the mattress, does it stay in there?
How long?
I think about that.
How many poop particles stay inside of there?
Probably a lot.
So many.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen to what this boy did for you for that fart sound.
Listen to how good this is.
Another fucking techno kid sent us something that I'm amazed by.
Listen.
How good is this?
So good.
It's really actually good.
This kid's name is Fractal Beef.
Rudy, you like it?
Shout out to Spencer Tritt.
I mean, that's really, really good.
We're really talented fans.
Dude, that's the point.
So many talented fans.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for that kind of stuff.
Thank you so much.
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We're really talented fans.
That's the point.
That's the point.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for that kind of stuff.
Thank you so much.