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- We're bad friends.
- Hey, what, do you know any,
this reminds me of that, of the sketch idea.
Do you know, do you remember any old,
when we were kids, like racist street jokes?
What's the most racist street joke?
You know, like the cheap, shitty street jokes?
- Well, I know gay street jokes.
I don't know a lot of racist ones.
- Like, you know the old joke,
you know the old like a blank, a blank,
and a blank walk into a bar?
- Yeah, I have a couple of those.
- Give me the walk into a bar.
- But I don't have the racial ones, I have gay ones.
- You don't have any racial ones?
- No, I never found those that funny.
Look at this one.
- Mm-hmm.
- A black guy walks into a bar,
and the bartender says, get the fuck out.
Get it?
- Say it again?
I didn't get it.
I honestly didn't get it, say it again.
I think I missed it.
So, let me just.
- A black guy walks into a bar.
- Okay, let me just say it.
- Yeah.
- Is this what you said?
A black guy walks into a bar.
- Yeah.
- And the bartender says,
- Get out?
- Get the fuck out.
- Get the fuck out.
- Yeah.
- And then the black guy, what happens?
- He leaves.
- And then what happens?
- The bartender.
- Where's the funny?
- The bartender continues to serve the whites in the bar.
- Oh!
- I get it.
- It's a bar in Boston.
- Yeah, it's good.
- It's a bar in Boston.
- Yeah.
- I like, do you like, I like really clean ones.
- Can't take credit for that joke, by the way.
- Yeah, no, these are street jokes.
I like really clean ones.
Grasshopper walks into a bar.
You know that one?
- Mm-hmm.
- You like that one?
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
Grasshopper walks into a bar.
- The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
And the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
- That's so stupid.
- I know, but I like stupid shit like that.
- Yeah, that's funny.
- You know, there's a lot of dumb ones like that.
Like, so this kid, right, is in the middle of the street
on a gigantic wooden box, right?
You ever heard this one?
- No.
- Right?
And he's on the wooden box and he's jumping up and down, right?
- Sixteen.
Sixteen.
- Sixteen.
- Sixteen.
- Sixteen.
- This man walks across the street and goes,
"Hey, kid, what are you doing?"
Kid goes, "Oh my God, this is so fun.
You gotta try it, sir."
He goes, "It doesn't seem fun."
- "Trust me, do it."
Right?
So the old man, "Oh, okay, I'll try."
He gets up there, 16, right?
And he pulls the box underneath the old man
and the old man falls into a manhole
and the kid goes, "Seventeen."
That's a great joke.
- Thank you.
- That's really good.
- Yeah.
- Not yours.
- It's a street joke.
- You know, I got so many.
Give me another street joke.
- I'm trying to think of one that's actually good.
I told you one.
I think I told one on this podcast already.
- Yeah.
- But I'll tell it again 'cause it's my favorite old joke.
- Yeah.
- My friend, Elliot Hegarty told it to me, British guy.
- And he says, "Two blokes."
I love doing it in his accent 'cause it's bad.
"Two blokes, two gay guys flying back on a midnight flight
to London from New York.
In the middle of the flight,
a boyfriend turns to the other boyfriend and says,
"Oi, fuck me."
And the first one says, "I'm not gonna, that's crazy."
"Fuck you in airplanes, fuck people all over."
He goes, "Come on, hun, fuck me."
He goes, "I'm not gonna."
And he goes, "Everyone's sleeping."
He goes, "Watch."
He stands up and he goes, "Oi, can I borrow a pencil?"
And nobody moves.
He turns to his boyfriend and he goes, "See, everyone's sleeping."
And he goes, "Say it louder then."
Stands up and he goes, "Oi, can I borrow a pencil?"
Nobody moves.
Nobody even blinks an eye.
Turns to his boyfriend, he goes, "Good now then?"
He goes, "All right, hop on."
So they fuck, right?
They're playing lands in London next day.
Everyone's de-board in the plane, except for one man, one row behind where the
two boyfriends
were sitting.
And he's sitting there wide-eyed, in shock.
And he's got throw-up all over his chest.
He's got vomit all over his chest, wide-eyed, in shock.
And the flight attendant says, "Sir, what happened?
Are you okay?"
And he goes, "I don't know."
And he goes, "Why wouldn't you say something?
Why wouldn't you yell out to someone, alert someone that you'd gotten sick?"
And he goes, "Yell out and say something."
In the middle of the flight, a bloke stood up and asked for a pencil.
And then another bloke fucked him in the ass."
That's one of my favorite three jokes.
That's a long one.
It's a good joke.
I have the longest joke with no payoff.
Give it to me.
Yeah, give it to me.
All right, but it's so long.
Yeah, but go.
And the payoff is so bad.
I don't care.
Oh, you want to hear it?
Yeah.
Okay.
This joke is about a magician named Antonio the Magnificent.
Antonio the Magnificent.
He was a gigantic Vegas star.
Sold out shows.
The best magician in the universe.
David Copperfield had nothing on this guy, right?
He did four shows a night, sell out every show.
But now he's getting old, right?
He wants to retire.
Yeah.
So he decides to have his final show in Vegas, right?
And he wanted to create the most magnificent magic trick
that no one's ever seen, right?
So he spends a week thinking about it, brings in a crew.
They create it, right?
And so he goes, "I've got it down."
So he has his final show.
And at the end of his show, right, he goes, "For my final trick.
No one's ever done this before in human history.
And this is the greatest magic trick ever.
But I need a volunteer, right?
Can I have the strongest man in the audience help me come up on stage
and volunteer for this trick, right?"
And no one raises their hand.
And he goes, "Come on, somebody!
The strongest man, please!"
And in the fifth row, this six-foot-nine, 300-pound, yoked Southern guy,
Billy Bob, he slowly raises him, "I could try."
Right?
"I'll do it."
Right?
So Billy Bob walks on stage.
He's shy.
He hasn't been in front of a crowd before, right?
"What do you want me to do?"
And Antonio goes, "Do you see that metal bat there?"
Billy Bob.
Billy Bob goes, "Yeah, I see the metal bat."
"That middle bat, pick that metal bat up."
And he hit me in the face as hard as you can, right?
Billy Bob whispers to him, he goes, "Hey, man, I'm really strong.
I'm going to really hurt you, you know?
Like, you could die."
And Antonio goes, "Don't worry about it, Billy Bob.
I'm a magician.
I'm the greatest magician.
Just do it."
Billy Bob goes, "All right."
So Billy picks up the bat.
He cocks back.
He swings it at Antonio's face.
It hits him in the forehead.
Antonio's face opens up a little bit and bloods to squirt out.
And his eyes roll back.
He goes into a standing convulsion, right?
He falls on his back and he starts convulsing, right?
And he just slips right into a coma, right?
So cut to, right?
You're going to hit the payoff.
You're going to hit the payoff.
What is it?
I'm going to get to it.
I told you it's the longest show cover.
I know, I know.
All right, so cut to, right?
Mm-hmm.
Antonio's in the hospital.
He's life support.
Yeah.
Right?
He's in a coma, right?
Mm-hmm.
Billy Bob feels so bad.
He quits his job.
He's from Georgia, right?
He quits his job.
A little backstory.
Yeah.
Right?
He quits his job.
And he decides, you know what?
I'm going to visit Antonio every single day
until he gets out of his coma, right?
Right.
So every day he comes, sits next to Antonio's side, right?
A year goes by.
A year goes by, right?
And the doctor comes in and he goes, I'm sorry, Billy Bob, bud.
We're going to have to take Antonio off of life support.
Shit.
There's no sign, right?
Mm-hmm.
And Billy Bob goes, are you sure, doctor?
And then Billy Bob looks at Antonio's fingers.
Have you heard this joke before?
No.
Right?
And he looks at Antonio's pinky and it's moving, right?
And Billy Bob goes, look, doctor.
His pinky is moving, right?
And doctor goes, oh, that is a sign.
So maybe we won't take him off of life support.
Okay.
A month goes by.
Doctor comes back in and goes, I'm sorry, Billy Bob,
but one pinky isn't, you know what I mean, a sign.
We're going to have to take him off of life.
But he goes, Billy Bob, look, his other pinky.
And now, lo and behold, lo and behold, lo and behold, right?
Both pinkies are moving.
Both pinkies are moving, right?
Doctor goes fine.
Next month goes fine, right?
Mm-hmm.
Another finger.
The ring finger.
The ring finger, right?
So as months goes by, the same thing happens every month.
The doctor comes in and a new finger is moving, right?
Eventually, right?
All the fingers are moving.
Got it.
Right?
Right?
And so the doctor comes in and goes, I'm sorry, Billy Bob.
Even though all his fingers are moving, right?
It doesn't mean, right, that he's reviving or, right?
We're still going to take him off of life support.
Yeah, we got to let him go.
It's been 10 fucking months.
We got to let him go.
Of this crazy shit, right?
Yeah.
And Billy Bob goes, okay.
And he looks down at Antonio.
And all of a sudden, Antonio's eyes kind of flutter like this.
And it opens, right?
Right?
And Billy Bob goes, doctor, doctor, his eyes are open.
And the doctor goes, are you sure?
And Antonio looks at the doctor, then looks at Antonio and goes, ta-da.
Oh, my God.
No.
Ta-da.
Ta-da.
Rudy.
That was a great joke, Bo.
I don't know why that joke.
I love that joke.
Ta-da.
Ta-da is the punchline.
Can I give you one more street joke?
Is it long?
It's just bad.
No, it's really bad in short.
They're all, these are all bad.
A guy goes into the doctor, right?
And he has a massively long penis.
Huge.
It's fucking huge.
And he walks in the doctor and the doctor says,
what seems to be the problem?
And he says, I've got to get some help.
I can't finish the sentence.
And the doctor says, well, maybe you just have a really tremendous stutter.
We'll do some research on you.
And they do some research on him and they find out all of the blood that should
be rushing to
his brain is rushing to his big, big penis.
The doctor says to the big penis man, he says, I'm going to have to remove a
big chunk of your penis.
You know, you've got too much dick and we're going to take away a lot of it.
Yeah.
We're going to take a lot of it, but you're still going to be left with a fine
penis.
It's just, it needs the blood to get back to your brain.
Right.
It's all stick to your penis.
And the man says, well, well, well, well, you got it, got it, got it.
Do, do, do, do, do, what, what, what, you got it, do, do, do, do, do.
And so they, so the doctor says, okay.
So they cut off the man's penis and they cut it down to less than half.
Right.
And they put the rest of the penis aside.
Yeah.
Okay.
And, and the guy leaves.
Right.
And a month goes by and he comes back into the doctor.
He says, doc, I can't live like this.
You need to give me my penis back.
You need to reattach the other part of my penis.
Because now I have this small penis and I don't like it.
And my stutter is gone, but I just, I just, I can't get laid.
And girls think my penis looks weird.
And I wish it was back to the way it was.
And it was even better then, even though I didn't, you know,
had sex that much and I couldn't really finish the sentence.
But it didn't really matter because now girls don't want to sleep with me at
all.
So you, you got to attach my penis back.
And the doctor says, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
and he's not going to pay for it.
So guess what?
Welcome to the real world, bitch.
I have to say, I have to admit that
did you see Kenan Ivory Wayne's speech?
His speech on what?
He did a commencement speech?
Well, yeah.
No.
It is so fucking funny at the end.
I left.
I don't know where Kalilah found it,
but it was so fucking funny.
Kenan Ivory Wayne's message.
Maybe that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Let's hear his graduation message.
The ending is the good payoff.
Well, let's hear a little bit.
It's only two minutes.
Hi, everybody.
This is Kenan Ivory Wayans.
I just want to say congratulations to the class of 2020.
I know this sucks.
You worked your ass off,
and now you don't even get to walk.
But that's what makes you the greatest generation
of this new millennium.
In the face of a global pandemic,
you stayed focused,
continued to work hard,
and achieved your goals.
That's the kind of leaders we're going to need in the future.
I wish you guys all the best.
Keep striving.
Keep smiling.
It's really nice.
That's so funny.
It's right.

Street Jokes and Keenen Ivory Wayans Amazing Commencement Speech | Bad Friends Clips

- We're bad friends.
- Hey, what, do you know any,
this reminds me of that, of the sketch idea.
Do you know, do you remember any old,
when we were kids, like racist street jokes?
What's the most racist street joke?
You know, like the cheap, shitty street jokes?
- Well, I know gay street jokes.
I don't know a lot of racist ones.
- Like, you know the old joke,
you know the old like a blank, a blank,
and a blank walk into a bar?
- Yeah, I have a couple of those.
- Give me the walk into a bar.
- But I don't have the racial ones, I have gay ones.
- You don't have any racial ones?
- No, I never found those that funny.
Look at this one.
- Mm-hmm.
- A black guy walks into a bar,
and the bartender says, get the fuck out.
Get it?
- Say it again?
I didn't get it.
I honestly didn't get it, say it again.
I think I missed it.
So, let me just.
- A black guy walks into a bar.
- Okay, let me just say it.
- Yeah.
- Is this what you said?
A black guy walks into a bar.
- Yeah.
- And the bartender says,
- Get out?
- Get the fuck out.
- Get the fuck out.
- Yeah.
- And then the black guy, what happens?
- He leaves.
- And then what happens?
- The bartender.
- Where's the funny?
- The bartender continues to serve the whites in the bar.
- Oh!
- I get it.
- It's a bar in Boston.
- Yeah, it's good.
- It's a bar in Boston.
- Yeah.
- I like, do you like, I like really clean ones.
- Can't take credit for that joke, by the way.
- Yeah, no, these are street jokes.
I like really clean ones.
Grasshopper walks into a bar.
You know that one?
- Mm-hmm.
- You like that one?
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
Grasshopper walks into a bar.
- The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
And the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
- That's so stupid.
- I know, but I like stupid shit like that.
- Yeah, that's funny.
- You know, there's a lot of dumb ones like that.
Like, so this kid, right, is in the middle of the street
on a gigantic wooden box, right?
You ever heard this one?
- No.
- Right?
And he's on the wooden box and he's jumping up and down, right?
- Sixteen.
Sixteen.
- Sixteen.
- Sixteen.
- Sixteen.
- This man walks across the street and goes,
"Hey, kid, what are you doing?"
Kid goes, "Oh my God, this is so fun.
You gotta try it, sir."
He goes, "It doesn't seem fun."
- "Trust me, do it."
Right?
So the old man, "Oh, okay, I'll try."
He gets up there, 16, right?
And he pulls the box underneath the old man
and the old man falls into a manhole
and the kid goes, "Seventeen."
That's a great joke.
- Thank you.
- That's really good.
- Yeah.
- Not yours.
- It's a street joke.
- You know, I got so many.
Give me another street joke.
- I'm trying to think of one that's actually good.
I told you one.
I think I told one on this podcast already.
- Yeah.
- But I'll tell it again 'cause it's my favorite old joke.
- Yeah.
- My friend, Elliot Hegarty told it to me, British guy.
- And he says, "Two blokes."
I love doing it in his accent 'cause it's bad.
"Two blokes, two gay guys flying back on a midnight flight
to London from New York.
In the middle of the flight,
a boyfriend turns to the other boyfriend and says,
"Oi, fuck me."
And the first one says, "I'm not gonna, that's crazy."
"Fuck you in airplanes, fuck people all over."
He goes, "Come on, hun, fuck me."
He goes, "I'm not gonna."
And he goes, "Everyone's sleeping."
He goes, "Watch."
He stands up and he goes, "Oi, can I borrow a pencil?"
And nobody moves.
He turns to his boyfriend and he goes, "See, everyone's sleeping."
And he goes, "Say it louder then."
Stands up and he goes, "Oi, can I borrow a pencil?"
Nobody moves.
Nobody even blinks an eye.
Turns to his boyfriend, he goes, "Good now then?"
He goes, "All right, hop on."
So they fuck, right?
They're playing lands in London next day.
Everyone's de-board in the plane, except for one man, one row behind where the
two boyfriends
were sitting.
And he's sitting there wide-eyed, in shock.
And he's got throw-up all over his chest.
He's got vomit all over his chest, wide-eyed, in shock.
And the flight attendant says, "Sir, what happened?
Are you okay?"
And he goes, "I don't know."
And he goes, "Why wouldn't you say something?
Why wouldn't you yell out to someone, alert someone that you'd gotten sick?"
And he goes, "Yell out and say something."
In the middle of the flight, a bloke stood up and asked for a pencil.
And then another bloke fucked him in the ass."
That's one of my favorite three jokes.
That's a long one.
It's a good joke.
I have the longest joke with no payoff.
Give it to me.
Yeah, give it to me.
All right, but it's so long.
Yeah, but go.
And the payoff is so bad.
I don't care.
Oh, you want to hear it?
Yeah.
Okay.
This joke is about a magician named Antonio the Magnificent.
Antonio the Magnificent.
He was a gigantic Vegas star.
Sold out shows.
The best magician in the universe.
David Copperfield had nothing on this guy, right?
He did four shows a night, sell out every show.
But now he's getting old, right?
He wants to retire.
Yeah.
So he decides to have his final show in Vegas, right?
And he wanted to create the most magnificent magic trick
that no one's ever seen, right?
So he spends a week thinking about it, brings in a crew.
They create it, right?
And so he goes, "I've got it down."
So he has his final show.
And at the end of his show, right, he goes, "For my final trick.
No one's ever done this before in human history.
And this is the greatest magic trick ever.
But I need a volunteer, right?
Can I have the strongest man in the audience help me come up on stage
and volunteer for this trick, right?"
And no one raises their hand.
And he goes, "Come on, somebody!
The strongest man, please!"
And in the fifth row, this six-foot-nine, 300-pound, yoked Southern guy,
Billy Bob, he slowly raises him, "I could try."
Right?
"I'll do it."
Right?
So Billy Bob walks on stage.
He's shy.
He hasn't been in front of a crowd before, right?
"What do you want me to do?"
And Antonio goes, "Do you see that metal bat there?"
Billy Bob.
Billy Bob goes, "Yeah, I see the metal bat."
"That middle bat, pick that metal bat up."
And he hit me in the face as hard as you can, right?
Billy Bob whispers to him, he goes, "Hey, man, I'm really strong.
I'm going to really hurt you, you know?
Like, you could die."
And Antonio goes, "Don't worry about it, Billy Bob.
I'm a magician.
I'm the greatest magician.
Just do it."
Billy Bob goes, "All right."
So Billy picks up the bat.
He cocks back.
He swings it at Antonio's face.
It hits him in the forehead.
Antonio's face opens up a little bit and bloods to squirt out.
And his eyes roll back.
He goes into a standing convulsion, right?
He falls on his back and he starts convulsing, right?
And he just slips right into a coma, right?
So cut to, right?
You're going to hit the payoff.
You're going to hit the payoff.
What is it?
I'm going to get to it.
I told you it's the longest show cover.
I know, I know.
All right, so cut to, right?
Mm-hmm.
Antonio's in the hospital.
He's life support.
Yeah.
Right?
He's in a coma, right?
Mm-hmm.
Billy Bob feels so bad.
He quits his job.
He's from Georgia, right?
He quits his job.
A little backstory.
Yeah.
Right?
He quits his job.
And he decides, you know what?
I'm going to visit Antonio every single day
until he gets out of his coma, right?
Right.
So every day he comes, sits next to Antonio's side, right?
A year goes by.
A year goes by, right?
And the doctor comes in and he goes, I'm sorry, Billy Bob, bud.
We're going to have to take Antonio off of life support.
Shit.
There's no sign, right?
Mm-hmm.
And Billy Bob goes, are you sure, doctor?
And then Billy Bob looks at Antonio's fingers.
Have you heard this joke before?
No.
Right?
And he looks at Antonio's pinky and it's moving, right?
And Billy Bob goes, look, doctor.
His pinky is moving, right?
And doctor goes, oh, that is a sign.
So maybe we won't take him off of life support.
Okay.
A month goes by.
Doctor comes back in and goes, I'm sorry, Billy Bob,
but one pinky isn't, you know what I mean, a sign.
We're going to have to take him off of life.
But he goes, Billy Bob, look, his other pinky.
And now, lo and behold, lo and behold, lo and behold, right?
Both pinkies are moving.
Both pinkies are moving, right?
Doctor goes fine.
Next month goes fine, right?
Mm-hmm.
Another finger.
The ring finger.
The ring finger, right?
So as months goes by, the same thing happens every month.
The doctor comes in and a new finger is moving, right?
Eventually, right?
All the fingers are moving.
Got it.
Right?
Right?
And so the doctor comes in and goes, I'm sorry, Billy Bob.
Even though all his fingers are moving, right?
It doesn't mean, right, that he's reviving or, right?
We're still going to take him off of life support.
Yeah, we got to let him go.
It's been 10 fucking months.
We got to let him go.
Of this crazy shit, right?
Yeah.
And Billy Bob goes, okay.
And he looks down at Antonio.
And all of a sudden, Antonio's eyes kind of flutter like this.
And it opens, right?
Right?
And Billy Bob goes, doctor, doctor, his eyes are open.
And the doctor goes, are you sure?
And Antonio looks at the doctor, then looks at Antonio and goes, ta-da.
Oh, my God.
No.
Ta-da.
Ta-da.
Rudy.
That was a great joke, Bo.
I don't know why that joke.
I love that joke.
Ta-da.
Ta-da is the punchline.
Can I give you one more street joke?
Is it long?
It's just bad.
No, it's really bad in short.
They're all, these are all bad.
A guy goes into the doctor, right?
And he has a massively long penis.
Huge.
It's fucking huge.
And he walks in the doctor and the doctor says,
what seems to be the problem?
And he says, I've got to get some help.
I can't finish the sentence.
And the doctor says, well, maybe you just have a really tremendous stutter.
We'll do some research on you.
And they do some research on him and they find out all of the blood that should
be rushing to
his brain is rushing to his big, big penis.
The doctor says to the big penis man, he says, I'm going to have to remove a
big chunk of your penis.
You know, you've got too much dick and we're going to take away a lot of it.
Yeah.
We're going to take a lot of it, but you're still going to be left with a fine
penis.
It's just, it needs the blood to get back to your brain.
Right.
It's all stick to your penis.
And the man says, well, well, well, well, you got it, got it, got it.
Do, do, do, do, do, what, what, what, you got it, do, do, do, do, do.
And so they, so the doctor says, okay.
So they cut off the man's penis and they cut it down to less than half.
Right.
And they put the rest of the penis aside.
Yeah.
Okay.
And, and the guy leaves.
Right.
And a month goes by and he comes back into the doctor.
He says, doc, I can't live like this.
You need to give me my penis back.
You need to reattach the other part of my penis.
Because now I have this small penis and I don't like it.
And my stutter is gone, but I just, I just, I can't get laid.
And girls think my penis looks weird.
And I wish it was back to the way it was.
And it was even better then, even though I didn't, you know,
had sex that much and I couldn't really finish the sentence.
But it didn't really matter because now girls don't want to sleep with me at
all.
So you, you got to attach my penis back.
And the doctor says, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
and he's not going to pay for it.
So guess what?
Welcome to the real world, bitch.
I have to say, I have to admit that
did you see Kenan Ivory Wayne's speech?
His speech on what?
He did a commencement speech?
Well, yeah.
No.
It is so fucking funny at the end.
I left.
I don't know where Kalilah found it,
but it wa