Name: President Bobby Lee's White House Meals | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'President Bobby Lee's White House Meals | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-07. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- If I was president--
- Because you're--
- I would change things for my own personal--
- That's what they all do?
- No, I would tear down the White House.
- Okay, cool.
- And rebuild it, made out of Vicodin.
- Oh.
- So when it gets stressful, I lick the walls.
No, yeah, yeah.
I'll lick a wall, right?
- President Lee, you've been eating part of the West Wing
this entire morning.
- Right.
- We have to rebuild it.
- And because I'm Asian, there would be no West Wing.
Only East Wing.
- Ah. - Ah, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's very good.
- Yeah, and then there would be a lot of designer toys.
- What would your menu be if you were in the White House?
What's your--
- Oh my God, and everyone would have to eat it.
- They do, they all have to.
- Yeah, I would have Lou.
- Oh, Lou, Kang, Lou Kang?
- No, Lou Malonati.
- Oh, Lou Malonati's.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, you'd have my stuff.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, I'm coming over.
- On Mondays.
- So Lou Malonati's on Mondays.
- Yeah, Lou Malonati on Monday, right?
- What's on Tuesday?
- Tere.
- You know what I mean?
That right down the street from me?
- Okay, so you want that chef to come work in the White House?
- Well, it's not a chef.
It's a woman that owns the restaurant.
- Okay, so the woman you need to--
- Well, tell Terry, hey, Terry,
all your cousins and stuff, you're--
- Come live in the White House.
- Yeah, yeah, you live in the White House.
- In the basement.
- On Tuesday.
- Well, you don't want them to live in the main house, do you?
- Yeah, no, no.
You know what I'll have for them?
- Yeah. - For the Mexicans?
A South Wing.
- A South Wing, yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would have a South Wing.
- I bet there's a wall, there's a wall.
- Oh, definitely a wall.
Oh, yeah, I'll never, yeah, I'll never see that.
- So your menu is Lumanari's Monday, Taco Tuesdays.
- Yeah, Tuesdays, and then Wednesdays I would have,
well, this is a little bit of hoity-toity,
but I go to a place called Asanabo.
- Oh, Asanabo.
- You know what it is?
- Yes.
- What is it?
- Sushi.
- Yeah, where?
- Do you want to talk about it?
- Yeah, so Asanabo is a Michelin star sushi restaurant.
It's super expensive.
- It's only one star, by the way.
- It got a star.
- Eh, well, you get a star, you get a star.
- Did McDonald's get a star?
- It did, it got a half star.
And I don't eat McDonald's.
I think people have looked at my body and your body,
they'd go, you eat McDonald's.
- I'm fucking, when you get 48.
- You're wearing their colors.
- When you turn 40, fuck you.
- You look like a fry.
- When you turn 48, see what you look like.
- You look like a box of fries.
- You look like Greg Fitzsimmons when you're 48.
- 'Cause you have the same color of the box,
and your little yellow arms sticking out,
you look like French fries.
- Fuck you.
So then on Wednesdays, Asanabo.
- Asanabo.
- Yeah, yeah.
And then Thursdays, I would have to go, um...
- Something light.
- What do you mean?
- Something not, you know, like something a nice,
like a salad place.
Like a salad.
- No, I'm president, bitch.
- Okay, yeah.
- Yeah, you'll be my vice president?
- I will be your VP.
- Yeah, you will?
- I don't have to do anything.
They don't fucking do anything.
- I know.
- I just have to make a couple speeches where I'm like,
oh, I'm concerned about the environment,
and then I'd go eat Asanabo.
- Yeah.
And then Thursday, I would probably do,
I'm, you know, a big fan of pot pies.
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
- Do you like empanadas?
Have you ever had Nona's empanadas?
- I love empanadas.
- You ever had Nona's empanadas?
- But it's not my favorite.
- Oh my God.
Have you ever had Nona's?
- I like, yeah, I've heard of it.
- She's there, she makes the best empanadas.
- Oh, yeah?
- Have you ever had empanadas?
- Yeah. - Do you like 'em?
- Yeah.
- Have you ever had Nona's?
- Oh my, they're all over.
There's one in Beverly Hills.
- I just like white Americana.
- Oh.
- Chicken pot pies.
- What about, so you want chicken pot pie?
- I like chicken pot pies.
I like any kind of pot pie.
Roast. - Piping hot.
- Piping hot, straight out of the oven.
Flaky crust.
- So when you eat it, you go.
- Yeah.
- And it burns you?
- Oh yeah, and I would also do,
I would also do some sort of like a ramen-y place
on a Friday or something.
You've had a puto, right?
- Udon, ramen.
- You've had a puto, a puto ramen?
- Yeah, I've had a puto ramen, bro.
- They brought one here to LA.
- Yeah.
- And I went over there.
Wasn't good.
I was so disappointed.
I said, I've had upudo in Japan.
- Did you really?
- Yeah, and then I said, I had it in New York too
and it was better there.
And the woman was like, "Oh, you didn't like it?"
I said, "No, this is not good."
- Anyway, shut the fuck up vice president.
I don't care what you want.
- Sorry, sir, sorry, sir.
- No empanadas.
- I'm sorry, sir.
- Can we have some Chinese food, please?
- Oh, shit, yeah.
- We gotta have Chinese food.
- You know where I would go?
I would go, oh, what the fuck it's called?
It's called, we eat it in Alhambra.
It's called something coast fishing.
- Do you know what it is?
- No.
- You've been there though, right?
With a big lobster dish?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
- Coast something, it's in Alhambra.
- Well, I'll get it later, but I'm gonna go there.
And then Sundays are free for all.
- Bye.