Name: "My Naked & Afraid Strategy Is Better" Bobby Lee Argues with Andrew Santino About Who Would Last
Uploaded: 2020-06-09T22:00:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"My Naked & Afraid Strategy Is Better" Bobby Lee Argues with Andrew Santino About Who Would Last' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"My Naked & Afraid Strategy Is Better" Bobby Lee Argues with Andrew Santino About Who Would Last' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-09. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
I finally finished Normal People.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you like it?
God, dude, I gotta tell you.
Good.
Here's what it is.
The writing is so good.
When she gets into a fight, when...
Don't tell me because I'm going to watch it now.
Okay, but I'm just going to say, when she gets in an argument with a guy that
she's dating,
Marianne, she gets in an argument, they both talk like I've spoken before.
Are you a man?
Both people talk like I've gone, oh my God, I've said shit like that.
Because you know how you really feel and you're not saying it.
And then the girl said stuff like that to me.
It's very real.
Are you a man?
Right?
It's so real the way that they say it.
Are you a man?
Am I a man?
Yeah.
This month?
Watch man shit.
What's man shit?
Is that a show?
New?
A new show?
No.
On Spike TV?
Man shit.
You want to see men poop for 48 days straight?
We got you.
Welcome back to Spike TV with your host, Bobby Lee.
Take it away.
Now host the show.
Hi, it's Bobby Lee.
Welcome back to man shit.
You want to watch men poop?
Okay, here they go.
Hey, what's up, Bob?
I'm 46.
I'm an app designer.
You watch the Kardashians too, my friend?
Do I watch the Kardashians?
Yeah.
That's non...
This is scripted television that we like.
It's good scripted, well-acted television.
What do you watch?
Man up.
What the fuck do you watch, Bob?
Man shit.
Go ahead.
Like Naked and Afraid.
Because you like seeing the dicks.
You want to catch an unblurred dick.
That's what you're looking for the whole time.
Yeah, no.
I just wanted to see if the editor fucked up.
I watch Naked and Afraid.
I watch XL.
Oh, I like the XL as well.
I love XL.
Yeah.
Naked and Afraid.
Would you ever do it?
Dude, if they offered you and I to do Naked and Afraid together, would you do
it with
me?
It would be a three-minute episode.
Why?
We'd go out there and we'd go, let's go.
There's no way we'd be able to do it.
I could last.
You would not be able to last 21 days, I swear to God.
I would last way longer than you.
I would rather die.
I'd rather die out there than have you beat me.
Dude, I would beat you so fucking fast.
You would have none of your vices.
No video games.
No cigarettes.
Bro, you wouldn't have legs, bro.
I would eat them.
I'm an athlete.
It doesn't matter.
I would run right away from you.
You little fucking roly-poly.
You could never catch me.
I would research the poisons that they have there.
Okay.
You'd be like, hey, are you going fishing?
Yeah, I'm going fishing, Andrew.
But I'm going out and getting leaves.
You think I would think you're going to go fishing?
You would make me make the hut.
Yeah.
Okay?
I'd build the hut and you'd just sleep all fucking day in the hut.
No, I wouldn't, man.
I would try to find poisons and I would grind it up behind a tree, right?
And then I would knock you out.
No, you wouldn't.
Yeah, and then you would have no legs the next day.
I would eat them.
Where would you research where to find poison?
Goo-goo.
Rudy, what do you think would happen if we did Naked and Afraid together?
If me and Tito Bob did Naked and Afraid?
Would we both get kicked out early?
You think we'd bail early?
I think Tito Bobby will be the first one.
To leave?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then what would happen to me?
Would I finish 21 days or no?
Get closer to the mic.
I think you would last long, but you won't finish.
I won't finish.
Fuck.
So let me just get this straight, Juliana.
Let me get this straight.
You think that Tito Bobby would leave earlier than Tito Andrew.
Just let me.
You threw that out there.
Okay, good.
And I just absorbed that information, right?
And it's now in a file inside my head, and I'm going to use that against you.
All right?
You're being ungrateful, and you're wrong.
Dude, you have so much against her already.
You're being ungrateful, and you're wrong.
You're being ungrateful, and you're being ungrateful.
You're being ungrateful, and you're being ungrateful, and you're not ungrateful.