Name: Slap for Cash. What Would Happen If Andrew Santino Slapped Bobby Lee in the Face?| Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Slap for Cash. What Would Happen If Andrew Santino Slapped Bobby Lee in the Face?| Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-20. Transcript available.

I'm gonna show you a clip barbecue look at
Bobby sent me this this is the precursor the slap fights this was on some this
was on whose Instagram was this?
So I'm one of my favorite UFC fighters is Derek Lewis. Oh Derek Lewis's
Instagram. Yeah, look at this. This is a great clip
Hold on, okay
All right, first of all, let's number one. This is called slap for cash. Yeah
When you have a stripper pole mm-hmm in your living room mm-hmm
That's a good thing. Yeah, yeah, that's a good thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and
there's cash on the ground
Obviously, is that cash? Yeah, that's money and he's gonna slap this man and if
he can take the hit
He's gonna give him money
I
Oh my God
Oh my God
Are you alright?
Oh my God
Are you alright?
Oh my God
You crazy what can you do?
I'm trying to feel my mouth
I'm trying to feel my mouth
My hands bleeding
My hands bleeding
Dang
Yeah
You're so crazy
And you're like half dead
I am dude
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Look at the blood on the floor
Holy shit
Oh my God
That's real blood
You guys
Hey
Slap for cash
Quest G
Fuck everybody
But love is love
Oh my God
Look at the blood on the floor
Holy shit
Wait
Where are you bleeding from
I was picked
That's acne
If you have back acne like that get on fucking
Where are you bleeding from?
Proactive
Oh that's acne
Yeah
He hit him so hard his acne broke open
I love it when people get hurt
Yeah
And then they try to pretend they're not
No no
Or they're not
They're trying to pretend to be like super tough
Look
He took the hit
But I gotta tell you
The sound he makes when he gets hit
Is absolutely one of the funniest things on earth
Yeah
Listen to this
The sound he goes
Listen to how funny this sounds
Do you know why?
He went through a black hole
He's time traveling
He traveled through time and space
This is so fun to listen to
Look at this chick's face
Look at this girl
Oh my god
What did you think was gonna happen?
Look at the fucking size of this guy
Look at how big he is
This guy's gotta be 350, 400 pounds
Okay?
You think this guy doesn't have a fuckload of inertia and energy behind him?
No science before you let a guy like this hit you in the fucking face
Also what else do you notice about the video?
Right now pause it there
The flattest ass that chick has
Wait what?
Let me see
Her ass
Oh right
Is flat
Well that's also very funny
There's a girl just spinning on a stripper pole
Yeah
As this
Look at this
This girl's spinning
As this guy's about to get fucking knocked into another universe
Yeah
This girl's just spinning on a pole in vans
Spinning
I just love this sound
Sorry one more time with the sound
No
Never mind the fact by the way that the worst sound is his head hitting the
wall
His head hits the wall
That's how he starts really bleeding
Listen how hard his head hits the wall
Oh my god
Holy shit
The wall is
Listen how loud the wall is
Oh
Look at her
Hey
Can somebody make the remix of this?
You know
Yeah
You know that
You know that
People have remixed that fucking song that
All the girls had to go like this
Yeah
Cause there ain't no holla back girl
This sounds like the beginning of that when he hits the fucking wall
Listen
Oh my god
He could have died dude
Yeah well look at his head almost hit the fucking
I know
The head
I mean the baseboards
The edge on that could have cracked his skull
Also
This is the internet
If you slapped me
Like that?
If you slapped me as hard as you could
What do you think would happen to me?
Honestly?
Honestly
We'd have to take you to the hospital
I'd have so much
I have so much built up
Years of wanting to
Actually physically punch you or slap you
Yeah yeah
It would come out
It would
I mean you would certainly make the same sound
Yeah I don't think I would do it
If I hit you you'd sound just like this
You'd be gone
Oh my god
I would be gone
If you hit me what would happen?
We'd just keep talking
You would keep chatting
We'd keep talking
We'd just chat away
We'd just chat away
Yeah
This is the new age of the internet though
Thank you.