Name: Why Andrew Santino Loves Pre-Chewed Food | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-07-04T21:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Andrew Santino Loves Pre-Chewed Food | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Andrew Santino Loves Pre-Chewed Food | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-04. Transcript available.

I tried to go bowling yesterday where and they are closed down in it because
the country is closing down again
You know that what do you mean?
No, the country I've reopened what if really oh, yeah, I've got the three raves
Where up in the fucking Temecula you seriously have been to a rave three of
them
I was the only one there people got mad at me because I said
I've been I've been really good during the pandy the only thing I've been doing
is I've been playing on
Craigslist I'm part of this group and we play tackle football with strangers in
the park and it's no pants it's shirts
But no pants is that bad people got so mad. They're like really funny. They're
like that's irresponsible
But it's just a group of buds. Yeah, and we just meet up every Sunday
Right here Balboa Park and we just hang out. Yeah, and it's no it's pan
You know why it's no pants by the way because you can't run in jeans. It's
impossible to play football in jeans
Yeah, you gotta have no pants. Also, we we used to have a rule where you couldn't
tackle by the dick
You can now
Well people are mad me because I do a
Every Saturday I do an escape room
I do it. I do an escape room. Where is it? What it's over there in Los Feliz. I
do an escape room with a hundred people
You're right. It's all my friends under people, right? You know them. All right,
right
And we wear masks when we get there, but in the escape room you can't because
you have to communicate
Yeah, you need to talk like how do we get into that fucking opening up there,
right? Yeah
Hey, Raul
You know what I mean? Right. Let's solve the problem this puzzle together have
you so 15 of us will huddle together and solve it
Right and just stare at a little mechanism and just figure out what what
buttons to press
Is it really hot in there? Super hot. So you're sweating like crazy? Yeah
Yeah, and there's no because it's an escape room
There's no ventilation people get so mad about that. I don't know why but yeah
Yeah, and we it's something one escape room. It took us 12 hours to get out of
yeah, right?
And the last bit of it is us
About 30 of us at a time have to shimmy. Yeah in a tube
Right together, right? We have to be get you have to put take your clothes off
as well
Of course right and you have to shimmy right and they blow smoke in there
Oh, right. It's a fire like a fucking it's like a um back like backdraft kind
of a theme
Oh, I love that right so you love that right? So the smoke isn't you cough?
Right, right. Yeah, you're shivering shimmying. Yeah naked right, but you know
we stopped doing it last Saturday
It's over now because of the you know the hysteria. Yeah, I know I trust me. It's
it's crazy
Can I take you guys to a restaurant that we went to a new restaurant? It's
fucking phenomenal. What's it called?
It's called mama bird. There's no way you have you heard of mama bird?
Do you guys know about this I just said there's no way how well
No, no, it's it's delicious. It's so good is it but chicken no mama bird is
like a it's like a
I'd say americana bistro and what happens is the chef comes out greets you
She takes your takes your order as well
She recommends stuff and she cooks it brings it back to the table and then she
chews it and spits it in your mouth
It is
The best restaurant. It's some of the most delectable
None of the nutrients are gone. You still get all the nutrients
It's so good
Okay, mama bird that's mama bird wow
It's so good because then apparently the reason that she choose pre choose it
for you
is because
Is because a lot of times p do you know how many people choke and die at
restaurants in the united states of america?
Yeah, 30,000 wait, this restaurant. It's in arizona, right? Yes. It's in
downtown phoenix
Yes
Go to mama bird downtown phoenix and her name her name is gladys the chef and
she will chew and spit in your mouth
Your food because so many people choke and die on on in restaurants 30,000 a
year
She's cutting that number down to nothing. Yeah, you can't choke on when it's
pre chewed
Pretty cool. I can I tell you can I tell you a bad story. There's another
restaurant that I go to. Oh, what is it?
Yeah, yeah, it's called the exotic the exotic yes
It's a great restaurant. Well, it's a pretty far. It's in wuhan
In wuhan, oh, wuhan china. Yeah. Oh, I love that spot. It's called the exotic
and they only serve um bats
Really? Yes, but what's great about it. They cut they catch but they catch bats
Oh, they catch they catch them right
And while they're alive, they just they slice meat like a sashimi. They don't
cook it
Why would you cook it? Yeah, why you right? That's the question
People cook their fire they boil it no stupid no need there's in the belly of
the bat is where the fat the belly meat is
You know, I mean, yeah, that's where the fat is like total
Yeah, it's like
He just slow you're right while the bats still alive. He's still alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's saying stuff like I got covered
What does that mean? I don't know. Okay, that's the noise. I don't know if you
know, but that's the noise a bat makes
Because I go to this restaurant and when you cut open the bat's belly, it goes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sometimes it goes
I don't know