Name: Andrew Santino Presents the Bad Friends FaceTune Family | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-07-09T16:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Presents the Bad Friends FaceTune Family | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Presents the Bad Friends FaceTune Family | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-09. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- Look at this.
Who is that?
Bobby, who is that?
Do you know who that is?
- Well, that guy shows up every once in a while in my house.
I think he's either the gardener or sometimes--
- Who is this guy?
- He sometimes ends up in the,
I sometimes see him in the garage.
- So this is a member,
this is the newest member of the Lee household.
- Yes.
- People at home.
- Ramon.
- This is Ramon.
- Ramon.
- We want you to meet Ramon.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ramon Valdez.
- Ramon Valdez.
- How old is he?
- He's about 18.
- 18 or 19?
- Yeah, yeah.
- And he works with you guys.
- He does work.
He just mysteriously appears,
kind of like a sorcerer.
- He just pops up and goes--
- But then it's weird.
I never see him and Rudy in the same room ever,
at the same time.
- Rudy, do you know Ramon?
Do you know Ramon well?
Have you ever met him?
- No.
- No, you've never met Ramon?
- Yeah.
- He's a really nice guy.
Apparently he works.
Kalilah was saying he's handy around the house.
He fixes stuff.
- He does fix stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's very nice, he's very sweet.
- He loves to make eggs for some reason.
- He's a big egg guy.
- He's a big egg guy.
- Yeah, why?
- He feeds the dogs, which is great.
- But he likes his eggs soft scramble,
which is really annoying.
- Yeah, that's the new member, Ramon.
- That's Ramon.
- And Ramon's girlfriend.
We have a picture of his girlfriend.
This is his girlfriend here.
- Yeah, that's Susie.
- This is Susie.
- Susie Lee.
- This is Susie Lee.
- Yeah, and she, I don't remember her.
- So I know Susie very well.
- People say that she wandered around the house, right?
But I don't really recall, I don't ever see her.
- They say that she's, yeah.
- No, she's the aunt of Ramon.
- Oh, this is Ramon's aunt.
- Yes, she's the Ramon's aunt.
- Can I tell you something about her?
- Yeah.
- Very cute.
She has one of those little fat faces.
You know those little cute little fat faces?
- Yeah, yeah.
- And she's got very nice pudgy little cheeks.
I just wanna pinch her cute little cheeks.
Mind you, she's 50.
- She is 50.
- She is 50 years old.
- Yeah.
- But she looks really good.
- Very tight vagina though.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Wow.
- Yes.
- And one more family member that's added
to the new Bad Friends household.
- Yeah.
- This, ladies and gentlemen.
- Is, I'll tell you.
- This is Sheila.
- Oh, there's Sheila.
She's friends with, she's friends with Susie.
- Yeah, Sheila is good budge.
- They hang out, they argue a lot.
- Now you can just tell by looking at this
that she is a bitch.
There's no doubt about it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She is an awful bitch.
You know the first thing that comes out of her mouth?
- What?
- I said no tomatoes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She gets so mad at customer service,
she's not a nice person.
- Yep, there she is.
- For some reason, she really does have a hard time
just keeping it together,
and it could be this fiery red hair.
- Okay, so let's be honest now.
- Okie dokie.
- This is a face app.
- Everybody knows.
- And this is you.
- This is me.
And honestly, if I was single, would I fuck that girl?
- Would you?
Be real.
- Yeah.
- You would?
- I think so.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Do you think she's cute?
- I wouldn't date her.
- No.
- I wouldn't date her.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- But if I was in, you know what I mean?
Dating Ohio, playing the funny bone or whatever.
- And I should come up to the show and I'm like,
"Hey, I really loved your performance.
You're so funny."
- Yeah, I'd just be like, "Yeah, open your mouth."
- And "Uhhh."
- Yeah.
- Sheila, so okay, what do you think, Rude?
Is Sheila gross?
- Um, she looks intimidating.
- She looks intimidating.
- Who's cuter?
Sheila or Susie?
- Let's side by side it.
Who's cuter?
- I like Susie.
- You like Susie?
- You like Susie, yeah.
- That's 'cause you're racist.
- No, let me ask you something.
If you were single, would you hook up with Susie?
- If I was single, okay, let me be honest.
Susie, Susie looks like, okay, her face,
this is not about you, she looks like she drinks
and smokes a little bit too much.
She looks like she's been, she's weathered a few storms
and I bet you she'd have a fun couple of late night clubs
to go to, so yeah, I might take Susie out.
Am I gonna call her again?
No chance, no.
The same with Sheila.
- Susie looks like you--
- These are one night standers.
We are one, as women, these are one night stand women.
- You know that old racist term that Vietnam vets say,
$2 fucky fucky?
- I know all of them.
- $2 fucky fucky?
- $2 fucky fucky, yeah.
- $2 fucky fucky, yeah.
- This is $1.30.
She's $1.30 fucky fucky.
- How much am I?
I mean, I'm sorry, how much is Sheila?
- Sheila is, Sheila looks like a fucking $80 Vegas girl.
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wow, that makes me feel good.
- Yeah, I'm $1.30 fucky fucky.
- But you know what's funny?
When the makeup comes off for both of these girls.
- I know, right.
- Yeah, not good looking.
And Ramon, by the way, Ramon, let's be real.
- Ramon, yeah.
- Is sexy as shit.
- Ramon knows jujitsu, it looks like.
- Krav Maga.
- Yeah.
- A big Krav Maga guy.
- Krav Maga.
- Dude, he is actually super good looking.
I'm not kidding.
- He is, but yeah.
- I've shown this to a few friends that listened to the show.
- Yeah.
- And they didn't know who it was.
- I know, it's so, yeah, it's really.
- It doesn't look like you, Rudy.
- It does not look like you at all, Rudy.
- Rudy, it doesn't look like you, it's so strange.
- When we did the face app, we all collapsed on the ground
and we laughed hysterically.
- It's, well.
- Because it's so good.
- And then you saw, and then here's,
Kalilah sent me hers, I have hers in here.
Where is it?
- Yeah.
- No, I've, oh my God, I have to send it to myself.
- Kenny, where's Kenny?
- Where is Kenny?
I have to find, do you have it?
I have to find it. - I think I have Kenny.
- I have it, but you know what the funny thing is
about the face app is.
- I have a couple of versions of Kenny.
- Oh, you do?
- Yeah.
- That looks like a dude I used to party with.
- Yeah.
- What's up, what's up, bro?
- Just post the one I just sent you.
- Uh-huh.
- This is a different, this is a different version of Kenny.
- So this is, this is version.
- No facial hair, Kenny.
- This is Kenny.
- Yeah, this is serial killer.
- Oh my.
- Incel, serial killer, Kenny.
- So why does this one look so different?
That's what's so unique about the app.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Is that you, this, this Kenny.
- Yeah.
- Doesn't look anything like this Kenny.
- Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, so.
- I know this guy.
This guy, I know this guy.
- I know left Kenny.
- Yeah.
- Right Kenny?
- Yeah, he, he, he goes,
he only goes to Tony Hinchcliffe shows.
Yeah, the right.
The left looks like he goes to that Tom Segura show.
- This guy on the left seems like he,
the guy with the beard seems like he's just,
he's just trying to be a bro a little bit too much.
But the guy on the right,
he's a huge Brian red band fan.
- He stands outside of the comedy store
and smoke cigarettes.
- I know.
- And he waits to say one thing to you
as you go by and he's been practicing over and over.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But the only thing that comes out,
he's like,
- Yeah, I know.
- And you're like, are you okay?
- You get those a lot.
Thank you.