Name: NSFW! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'NSFW! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-15. Transcript available.

I think there should be like a list of animals that you couldn't shouldn't fuck
all of them like if they die
Like if I fuck the gerbil it would die
Well, you couldn't even you couldn't do it. It wouldn't work. Oh, I could make
it work. You'd put it in and go poof
That's why I didn't blow or to be like one of those
Remember when we were kids and those little worm things you'd put over your
finger. They're like the gel molds. Yeah
Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you know those things from the store?
They didn't have those in the Philippines. You probably use real animals as
toys, didn't you?
No, you chase you chase an animal beat it and then they would just play with it
all day. Yeah
If there was an animal you had to have sex with though forced
Yeah, probably sheep
I'm from ireland. I think they do that shit all the time. Yeah, yeah sheep. I
think because because it's soft. Yeah, and there
Don't laugh at me. Yeah, I think because they're soft. Yeah, and and even if
they get upset. They're just like
So it's not that bad. Yeah
For me would be panda
Oh, because they're so cute
Well, I didn't even think that's through and you could I could I here's the
thing if I was having sex with an animal
I wouldn't want them to think hey
Hey there. Yeah, right
Somebody fucking me
Right. I wouldn't want them to think that you just want it to be a thing
I don't want them to go. Hey there
Well, then if you fucked a big animal, but what I would do with a panda is you
give them a grade a bamboo
Oh, like hi. I love to chew that shit. Why goo bamboo, right? So I'd be like
here's bamboo
They'd be like hey there
And then I would you know
And they'd be just so focused on but don't they get so fucked up from the eucalyptus
is that eucalyptus is is that pandas?
No, man. Who eats eucalyptus?
Sloths and they black out right they just pass out. Yeah, yeah, they get really
fucking high
This is a dark thing, but um, I did I don't know why I thought about this, but
let's just post
Naturality just hear me out. Oh
It was a huge thing in the world
What do you mean like a normal thing right now?
There's probably seven dudes who do it. Yeah, you're crazy
In in new zealand apparently a lot of farmers fuck sheep
Okay, I don't want to know that but let's just assume it's
Let's just assume it's 20 dudes. Okay. All right
Let's suppose
Now let's jack it up to a million dudes do it
Okay, so it became like a normal thing. It's kind of normal in some semblance
of society
Yeah, I think the one animal that would be completely just
Off-limits. No, you'll be they would just be extinct. Oh because of it because
of it is the sloth
Right because they're so easy to catch they don't they can't go anywhere
They can't I'm in a mad because sloth they go well sloths live in trees
How can you get them because I thought about this right?
Honestly, I don't know why I thought about this, but in papua new guinea there's
a lot of slots, right?
I didn't know there is right. Yeah, so what they would do is they would go to
papua new guinea
Right and sloths you don't know. I googled this. I don't know why I don't know
why I researched this
But sloths they come to the ground while they take a shit or they go to the
bathroom
I've seen this right. I've seen this in costa rica. They come to the ground,
right?
Yeah, so imagine a bunch of sloths in the tree, right?
Where you going johnny?
And sloths like I gotta take a shit
I gotta take a shit
I'll be right back
And as soon as he lands get him 50 dudes come out they form a train. Yeah,
right
And then he trying to run away
Right, and he's like and his buddies are going
Run frankie
And frankie
I'm trying to run
Right, and he gets on the tree
Right, he's already been raped 40 50 times, right?
And people are like jumping up and tagging him
Right and just ripping him right from the tree
Well, as he goes up the taller guys get to go
Yeah, the taller guys, right?
I mean, that would be a nightmare. They'd be extinct
And then by the time he gets back up there, they're like, are you okay? He's
like, it's fine
They liked it. What animal's off limits? That's the real question. Yeah
Rudy, what's a big no-no?
If it was normal, we're joking about it
We're joking about it and we don't condone it
It's disgusting
But if it was normal what animal was a big who's the one what's the one animal
that you're like, no, you can't they can't touch it
Um, probably like small ones like dogs
No, yeah, I think she means smaller
Oh, dogs are okay
Yeah
Yeah
Well, if we're assuming that this is a real thing
All right, right, so dogs are okay
Because people eat them already, so
Right, right, right, right, right
So what's the difference?
So what's smaller dog? You mean like, um
Like hamsters and gerbils?
Yeah
Rabbit, bunnies?
Yeah, bunnies
But see, bunny would be so nice
It's so soft
So soft
Yeah, so soft