Name: Bobby Lee Tries To Convince Santino To Play Call Of Duty: Warzone | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-07-30T16:00:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Tries To Convince Santino To Play Call Of Duty: Warzone | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-30. Transcript available.

We're both friends!
You're saying when you get hooked on a game, you're hooked for a while.
Like, there's a company called Bethesda.
They make my favorite games.
They make Fallout, and they make Elder Scrolls, Skyrim, you know?
And every time a Fallout or an Elder Scrolls comes out,
I will play it from beginning to end.
Because they're the type of games that I like.
Right, but what I'm saying is...
Grand Theft Auto, if Rockstar, if Grand Theft Auto came out, the new one,
obviously, I've only played them through one time,
but I will play it through one time.
Because it's cultural, people make references to it, and it's important.
It's important to you, yeah.
To everyone.
No, to you.
No.
You think I can get by without knowing anything about Skyrim?
Yeah.
Listen.
I'll be fine.
When you and I...
Because you can do duos in Warzone.
Just two people.
Okay.
So you and I, parachuting down, right?
How much fun we would have.
Where are you going?
Oh my God.
You're right.
That would be it the whole time.
And no.
Why are you doing that?
No.
It'd be one of those things where it's like,
Also, I believe that you're going to be so good at it that you're going to be
an asset to my stats.
Oh, I improve your stats.
You might.
And, um...
If I come over to the house, can I do it with you there?
Or no, I have to have my own shit.
You have to have your own shit.
But, um, I'm telling you right now that you're going to be like...
We play with this guy named Kung Fu Nick.
And Kung Fu Nick...
It's a black guy?
No, he's Asian.
Huh.
Kung Fu Nick, you know, when his wife is sleeping, you can hear him going,
All right, she's asleep, guys.
I can play a little bit.
So he only plays for like 45 minutes and he goes back to sleep.
You know?
That bothers me so much.
Why?
It's just the idea that a guy is like sneaking away to play video games.
It's like, why can't...
Aren't you an adult?
Is Kung Fu Nick a grown-up?
Yeah, he has his own dojo.
Oh, he owns things?
He owns his own dojo.
So who the fuck is telling him he can't play video games?
His wife.
That's the craziest shit I've ever heard.
If my wife ever said, I don't want you playing video...
I don't play video games.
If my wife said, I don't want you playing golf, I'd be like, bye.
Yeah.
You can't tell me...
What's the point of golf?
It's the same thing.
No.
There's no point to it.
The difference is I like physical activity and getting up and getting out.
I don't like being at home at a...
I know, but it's still pointless.
No, I can't...
No, no, no.
It's not pointless.
It's pointless.
First of all...
Putting a little ball into a hole is pointless.
You're a nihilist now.
Now anything's pointless.
That's how I feel about video games.
It's like...
I'm not saying video games are...
I get the same exact thing out of playing video games as you do with golf.
Yeah.
No, don't diminish it.
It's a great sport.
It's very fun.
And don't diminish Warzone.
It's a great video game.
I'm not.
I just don't find that it's ever going to help me.
It will.
No, because my anxiety is so high.
You haven't tried it.
I can't finish a movie.
Try it.
I can't finish a movie.
It's free.
What I'm saying to you...
It's free?
Yeah.
Don't you have to pay to play?
No.
It's completely free.
So I buy the game.
You don't buy it.
They give it to me for free?
Yes.
Why would they do that?
Because they make money off of...
Like, when you play Warzone and you don't spend any money, you get what
everyone else gets, right?
But if I buy special weapons, I get...
No, there's no special weapons.
No, but, you know, you can buy an operator.
Because if you don't get an operator, you'll look like just a regular soldier
on the battlefield.
But no one has different abilities.
How much money have you spent on the game?
A couple grand.
No wonder it's free.
No, because I...
You spent a couple thousand dollars?
My brother hasn't spent any money.
Zero.
That would be me.
But when we fly down, right, he's just like this regular white guy where I, you
know what I mean?
Does he get to design?
You can't design your guy?
No, but you can get operators.
And they're not that expensive.
They're like three bucks.
But I have to get all of them.
How did you...
You spent thousands of dollars because you bought how many operators?
All of them.
Over time.
How long is this?
Dude.
How long has the game been out?
Four, five years.
Oh, okay.
What do most people spend?
Nothing.
So most people do...
Like yesterday, we were playing with Raimi, and Raimi's like, I need a new
operator.
And I Venmo'd him for 40 bucks.
What is an operator?
It's just whatever your character looks like when you're down there.
A new avatar.
Yeah, when you're running around.
Yeah, yeah.
And you spend thousands of dollars on operators.
Yeah.
Operator.
Yeah, yeah.
Really?
Why not?
I don't know.
I just think it seems...
Yeah, obviously...
Have you spent thousands of dollars on golf?
Yeah, but that's a real thing.
No.
Warzone is a real thing.
No, no, no.
Like a golf club I physically have to use.
Yeah, when I'm physically doing this.
Yeah, but you don't have to change your operator.
Your brother doesn't.
You don't have to get great golf equipment.
You can just get shitty golf equipment.
You have to pay for it either way.
Your brother does it for free.
Yeah.
I don't want to...
I know, but I don't...
My brother doesn't get operators
because he doesn't have the money to get it.
So why don't you give him the money
instead of Venom-ing the other guy $40?
Because I already asked him.
I go, do you want to get a new operator?
He goes, nah, fine, Bob.
I don't want one.
He wants one.
He doesn't want one
because my brother doesn't like fashion.
My brother's never liked fashion.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.