Name: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Audition for Jimmy Kimmel Live | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Audition for Jimmy Kimmel Live | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-04. Transcript available.

We're Bob friends.
A lot of our friends in comedy have been doing Jimmy Kimmel guest hosting, and
Bob and I submitted, and we didn't get it.
And we were jealous, because a lot of people got it.
You know, Sebastian got it.
Purrful. Eliza.
Eliza, Whitney, what other comics did it?
It doesn't matter, we submitted it. It hurts me that we didn't get pipped.
I know, but we're not them.
It doesn't matter, we submitted a good tape.
Yeah, but it's like saying, hey, U2, not even U2, Coldplay got something, and
it's like, Fugazi didn't.
I know, but...
Fugazi is cooler.
We put in a lot of work. Fugazi's cool just on its own, and U2's cool on its
own.
Yeah, yeah.
Whatever, let them be the judge.
Okay, well, anyway, we submitted some tapes.
We submitted the tapes.
I'm not taking it up personally.
That's fine.
Yeah, I slept, I didn't sleep.
No, yeah, it's ruined, it's honestly, the fact that they emailed back and said,
no thanks,
LOL.
Yeah, anyway, I guess we'll show it.
I don't know.
We'll show the tape.
Okay.
I don't want to do this.
Bob, I don't want to do this.
You have to do it.
I don't want to.
What?
You made me fucking do it?
Jimmy Kimmel, he not going to host the show for a while, so I'm going to try to
get the
job there to do the hostings.
You have to fucking do it.
I can't, but I don't know what to say.
This is your fucking idea.
Give me any joke to say.
I do comedy too.
No, shut the fuck up.
Okay, here we go.
Hey, Alive Around the World is, the world is absolutely insane right now.
What's going on around the world?
Hey, everybody, Toki Bang here.
Oh, boy.
What going on in the world right now?
It's crazy.
It's 150 million, 1,000 people die from Corona.
And boy, Melania Trump, I do, I fuck her.
I fuck her.
Oh, okay, so I saw this, I saw this, oh, boy, what's going on around this town
right now?
Holy moly, shit, 150,000 million people die from COVID-19, Donald Trump, wife
Melania,
I stick it, I stick it.
Stay away from having to talk to the president's wife.
Do anything else but that.
Oh, shit, okay.
There was a guy who was raising sea turtles, and check this out.
And he's selling them, he's selling them at two shells of pop.
He's, he's, he's, this guy's getting, he's getting a killer deal on that.
Don't talk about the Maloney.
Yeah, not about, don't talk about the president's wife.
The BLM, Black Alive, they matter.
And, you know, you go to the protest, right, you still sign.
Do not do that to the Black, right?
And, you know, one time I went to a protest, and I saw a woman, I'm protesting
with her,
but she looked like, you know, Maloney.
No, not the president's wife.
No, but she, she not, it was not her, because this was in LA.
Okay.
So this is not her, but she looked like, she looked like Maloney.
So she protesting Black Alive, Black Alive.
And I was getting toward her too, like, Black Alive, getting toward her, right?
And then I hit, like this, her hit, right?
And I look at her, I go, you know, one day, you and I could go, bang, bang.
No, stop saying you're going to have sex with the president's wife.
She's not there.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stick to current events.
Oh, current, current events.
Okay, okay.
My God, what's going on with the Y2K?
The Y2K, man, 2000, everything is going to be wiped out!
There's a, um...
Maloney, Maloney.
What?
Maloney and Trump, she's hot.
If you, we never, we're never going to get this gig if you do that.
What about she, she, she, she, she's 50, but she...
Maloney, Maloney, Maloney, Maloney, Maloney.