Name: Win A Signed Shirt From Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Win A Signed Shirt From Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-06. Transcript available.

We're bad friends!
Tito Andrew, um, Andreas wants to, um, call you.
He wants to call me now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, let's call this guy.
I want you to say that again.
Wait, wait, stop for a second.
Say that again.
Say what?
Say it again.
Tito Andrew, Andreas wants to call you.
No.
Say it again.
Tito Andrew, Andreas wants to call you.
Oh, thank you.
And if you don't do that from now on, they made a compilation of that.
Yeah, we do.
We have a compilation of you not getting to the mic.
Get closer to the mic.
It stresses me out.
It does.
I know, because it's too far away.
Hello?
Hello.
Hi.
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you guys doing?
What's up?
Did you want to talk?
Well, yeah.
After our talk last, well, after your show last week and I saw you guys talk
about fashion.
Yeah.
And so I bought you guys something.
I have a gift for you.
Rudy has it.
Rudy, can you give it to them?
Yeah.
And I decided to share a little bit of, like, style with you guys.
Oh, this is incredible.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Did you really buy us a gift?
Incredible.
Yes, I did.
Did you sanitize it?
You don't need to sanitize it?
I did sanitize it.
He sanitized it already.
Oh, my God.
Andres.
Oh, Andres.
This is, like, one of his Europe.
Oh, my God, Andres.
These are the European shirts.
These are the European shirts.
Oh.
Oh.
It's by design.
Look at how.
No.
You want to wear it?
Yeah.
Let's wear it from now on.
What is it?
This is called desidual?
Desidual?
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
Desigual.
Oh, wait.
Say it again.
How do you say it in your language?
Desigual?
Desigual.
This is so nice.
Uneven?
Well, can we show?
Look at how unnecessary.
Look at this.
So, this is the best part.
Where is this from?
What country is this from?
This is from Spain.
So, in Spain, look at this.
This is so Spanish clothing.
First of all, Bobby has two shirts that they just made into one.
Right?
Yeah.
And then, so, this is what they do.
Look at what they do all the time, Bobby.
Yeah, yeah.
84.
So, they took football numbers and put it on a shirt.
Yeah.
And it's down here again, just in case.
And look at what it says here.
Love the world.
Love, love, love.
Yeah.
This is so nice, Andres.
Positive energy.
Thank you.
Positive energy.
Thank you so much.
Andres, this is really sweet.
I have a fancy dish rack now.
I'm going to wear it.
I'm going to wear it.
I love it.
It actually looks good.
That's actually a cool shirt.
Yeah.
It's a little too small.
What size did you get, Bobby?
I think I, I mean, a nail, but it's a European nail.
It's a European one.
It doesn't, it's not small, man.
It's a little tight.
Rudy, is his shirt a little tight?
I think it's fine.
Thank you.
Well, that's because she has residency at your house.
Yeah.
Thank you so much, Andres.
We will get you a gift, too.
One day.
No, I really like it.
Thank you so much, brother.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Bye, guys.
Well, we've got our Spanish shirts on.
Do you like it?
It's not really that Spanish.
It looks like somebody that a homeless person in Bangladesh would wear.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, you know, it has this third world quality, which I love third world wear,
but, you know,
it's, it just feels like it's just patched together with no regard.
You could buy this on the streets of Calcutta.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, I think he told.
Like, you're, you're, if you're with a prostitute in Calcutta.
You need to get an issue.
No, no, no.
And you, and you, you like, come on the wall.
She gives you this to clean it off.
I was going to say, if you got one in Calcutta and you had a t-shirt on, she's
like, you
can't come in unless you have a collared shirt.
Go buy a $3 collared shirt.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's what it is.
This is a Calculler $3 prostitute shirt.
And then you, you go to the store, right?
It's $3 and you almost contemplate not even getting it and saying, fuck the
prostitute.
You're like, oh God, I don't even want to, if I have to wear that inside.
Yeah.
Rudy, who's is more, who's is better?
And, and rank it.
When I say better, I mean, which one do you, do you hate the most?
Okay, I think, they're both pretty bad.
I think yours, Tito Andrews.
This is pretty, this is pretty bad.
Excuse me, say it in the mic.
I think it's, um, Tito Andrews.
Is the worst?
Yeah.
It's pretty bad.
Yeah.
It's got football numbers on it right here and up here.
Yeah.
Yeah, yours is pretty bad.
I haven't, but yours is just, honestly, it's just two shirts.
They threw away two shirts.
Yeah.
It's a left side of some guy's shirt and a left side of a dead guy's shirt.
But honestly, if I wore this in any kind of like, um, business meeting, and
especially
if I met people for the very first time, I'm probably not going to get the job.
They, they'd ask you to leave.
Well, I wouldn't, I don't think they would ask me to leave, but they would just
be like,
you know, when, you know, during the audition or whatever, they would do the
smile, but
they would just be so distracted by.
They go.
Yeah.
Can we ask you something?
Yeah.
The shirt.
Why did you choose?
Is it because of the character?
Is it, is it, was it character influenced?
No, I just wear, I wear this.
That's your shirt.
Yeah, right.
I get this in, uh, Spain.
Oh.
Is there, hmm.
It's a good, good shirt from E-Design, my friend.
Honestly, it looks, it looks terrible and genuinely doesn't do you any favors.
And if it's not part of the character, I don't know why you wore that to the
audition
today.
It's loud, it's distracting, it doesn't make any sense.
Well, as a guessing director, you should use your imagination.
My imagination is saying that I can't see you in any other normal clothes
because you
have a really bad, stupid shirt on right now.
Yeah, but if I get the job, I have my acting skills are good.
The job is not going to happen, there's no chance we're going to give you the
job.
Yeah, but the word will come.
There's no chance, you would never get the job.
Bye-bye.
You'll never get the job.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Don't you miss going to bad auditions, by the way?
Oh, my God.
I miss going and bombing auditions.
I miss saying no.
I miss bombing auditions.
I miss saying I can't do it or making some sort of excuse.
It was so funny because there was a three-year period where I would make
excuses.
It's just too hot.
I know, I've got to take it off.
I've got to take it off.
It's the worst, actually.
It's bad.
It's very bad.
Thank you, Andres.
Thank you.
We'll keep it here.
We'll keep it here.
We'll keep it here.
We'll keep it here.