Name: Two Lucky Fans Won! | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Two Lucky Fans Won! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Two Lucky Fans Won! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-14. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Hey, let me, let's explain.
You gotta go to your country club soon.
Stop it, golf club.
Let me explain what's going on real fast.
So we have a poster here that you can see behind us.
Look, thank you to the fans that wanted the shirts on the back of Rudy's chair
or the shirts there.
We had over 2,500 emails, entries, to get the shirts, right?
So we had a computer algorithm print out a random assortment of names that made
it up to this level, right?
That was the only way to do it.
So there's about 200 and something names.
I don't even know who's up, how many names are up there.
And it's a target.
And who's on the target, Jules?
George.
George is.
And now George in this picture is what, Jules?
What is he there?
He's holding a gun.
But what would you assume he would be then?
He's a...
A target.
A target.
Yes.
He's a target because he's a bad guy, right?
Yeah.
So I figured the best way to do it, Bob, to get the shirts out to a fan's,
would be to have Jules shoot at the target.
What do you think?
I love it.
I love the idea.
Do you think that's good?
I'm going to not be in the room.
No, we have to be in the room.
But I have to be in the back.
We'll be behind her.
Yeah, because I'm not going to be here.
All right, so do you want to shoot this now?
Well, let's do it while we're here.
While you and I sit here?
Yeah.
You want her to shoot between us?
Yeah.
Wait, on his head?
Anywhere in the board.
Well, just aim at him.
Are you brave enough?
You want to do it?
I mean, yeah, you're not going to kill us, are you?
No.
Fuck, what if she hits one of us?
I know, I know.
Jules, do you really think you can hit this without hurting us?
Yeah.
Okay.
You have to shoot it twice.
Okay.
Twice, because we have to have two names.
All right?
Yeah.
And then...
I know.
Okay, close that.
Or come inside if you want.
It doesn't matter.
I just need to protect my face, because I think she's going to shoot me in the
face.
Okay, Jules, come here.
Get this gun, and you're going to stand.
All right, so the safety's off, so be careful.
Okay?
The safety's off.
All you have to do is point forward and shoot it back up a little bit.
Let's get you backed up until there.
If you shoot me, I'm going to kick you out of the house.
Let me close my computer, because I don't want to...
Wait, okay, so hold on.
Hold on, Bob.
Okay, so it's going to bounce.
You know that.
It's going to bounce, and it might hit one of us anyway.
So are we good to go on that end?
We are good.
All right, I just want to protect my face, because I don't want to get hit in
the face.
All right, you ready, Jules?
Yeah.
All right, shoot once, take a break, and then shoot again.
But I want you to say, because George, I want you to go,
Die, George, and then die, George, twice.
Is that cool?
Die, George.
Die, George, twice.
All right, so are you ready, Andres?
When you're ready, Jules, go ahead.
Die, George!
Again?
Die, George!
Did he get it?
There's nothing there.
What do you mean?
Where'd it go?
Here, let me see the gun.
There's nothing in there.
It just air came out.
Let me see.
Let me see.
No, here, you're fine.
You're fine.
What the fuck?
The clip was, you hit this, you can't, this hits the clip out.
Don't put your hand on that.
The clip will fall out there if you go like that.
So don't put your hand, don't put your thumb there.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Holy shit.
All right, back up.
All right, here we go.
You ready?
Okay, go ahead.
Die, George!
Die, George!
Okay.
Where did we hit?
Where did we hit?
Nothing.
There's nothing.
How?
Give me the clip.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me go look.
Yeah, there's bullets in there.
But I saw something bounce.
How is there no holes in this?
Let me try to, let me, I'm going to shoot it, I'm going to shoot it just to see
where it
goes over there.
Ready?
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Yeah, the bullet just came out.
You heard it bounce.
It never came out with her.
All right, come on.
Try it again.
It never came out with her.
All right, do it.
Try it again.
It never came out with her.
All right, come on.
Here we go.
All right.
Try it again.
Go ahead.
Die, George, and do it.
Die, George!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Aim!
Die, George!
Did you hit it?
She doesn't know how to aim.
No!
It didn't go?
Do it again.
Do it again.
Go closer.
Get closer.
Get closer.
There you go.
Go ahead.
There we go.
Die, George.
Die, George!
That one hit my head.
It's not hitting anything.
What do you mean?
It's bouncing.
No, it can't bounce.
No way.
Let me see.
Let me try it.
Hold on.
Let me try.
Yeah.
Close your eyes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That one went through.
Taylor Abilene.
You see it?
Taylor Abilene.
All right.
Yeah, it also went there.
Oh, so there is two.
Higgins.
Higgins.
All right.
So we have our two.
Trey Higgins and Taylor Abilene.
They get the shirt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
So now I want you to just...
Here's what I want you to do now.
Just keep shooting it.
Just rapid fire at it.
Bop, bop, bop.
Because we have the two names now.
Now just keep shooting it.
Die, George.
Bop, bop, bop.
Over and over.
Just kill him.
Go ahead.
Keep going.
Die, George.
Die, George.
Die, die, die, die, die, die.
Die, George.
All right.
Good.
Yay.
Very good.
Rudy, come here.
Come back behind here.
Let me try it.
Go behind Bob.
You can.
You want to shoot him?
I think we need some more bullets.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I need to get some more bullets.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Here, come here.
Go behind him and stand behind here and hold the gun so we can sign off.
Hold the gun.
Hold the gun like this.
Like you're a...
I'll put the safety back on.
You know, like this.
Like you're hardcore.
There you go.
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
And I want you to say it.
Me and Bob will just watch you say it proudly.
Ready?
As loud as you can.
Okay.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Bye.