Name: A Boy Sings A Song To Rudy & Bobby & Santino Dance | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-08-20T21:00:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Boy Sings A Song To Rudy & Bobby & Santino Dance | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Boy Sings A Song To Rudy & Bobby & Santino Dance | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-20. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Okay.
Hey, can I show you something I'm very excited about?
This is for Rudy, baby.
Listen up.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
A boy wrote a song for Rudy.
Wow.
Listen to this.
Rudy, do you want to be my girlfriend?
I'm going to love you till the world ends.
You don't know what you're missing.
I got the prescription.
I know what I'm giving.
Rudy, Rudy, do you want to be my girlfriend?
Girlfriend.
I'm going to love you till the world ends.
World ends.
You don't know what you're missing.
I got the prescription.
I know what I'm giving.
No, I ain't going to change it up.
Swear I'm loyal.
Tell it's done.
Please hold us where I'm from.
It's for me.
Yeah, that's why I need your love.
God has made me for you.
Showing signs.
I'm looking up above.
I know I'm across the country, but I'll fly you.
Hit us like a dove.
And I'm only 17, but I'll be 18 in a couple months.
Drunk off of your love, but it's a long time, so I'm 21.
Once my life gets where it should be, I'm going to give you the world an end
song.
If you don't know what I mean by you, designer couple binge drugs.
Hey, Juliana.
Juliana.
What do you think of that?
You know she has 28,000 followers on Instagram now?
What?
Yeah.
That's more than most of our friends.
I don't know.
And she's like, she goes, I don't care.
It don't mean much to me.
Do you engage with anybody?
Yeah.
I talk to them when they talk about anime.
I know.
Yes.
I talk to them, they talk to me about anime.
Yeah.
First of all, did you like that song or no?
It's nice.
But you have no interest in that boy?
No.
Okay, based on the song.
She doesn't want to date a rapper.
Based on the song, what ethnicity is the person singing?
White.
White?
No.
No.
No, he's not.
He's a black dude.
That's a black guy.
That is.
It's a black guy.
That's a black guy.
And you know what?
What?
Shame on you for not knowing.
Yeah.
Don't know what I mean by you, designer, couple binge drugs.
Hey, Juliana, I need you.
Gonna make your world amazing, swear to God that I'ma treat you.
And I've never fell in love, but once we meet, I'm guaranteed to.
Got a heart that's daily fixed, I got some flaws, I won't mislead you.
Rudy, Rudy, you want to be my girlfriend?
This is great.
That's so good.
Rudy, do you want to be my girlfriend?
You don't want to be that guy's girlfriend?
No.
He says so many, you know what?
First of all, he doesn't cuss.
He says he wants to treat you better than you've ever been treated.
He says he lives across the country, but he wants to get you a plane ticket to
come meet
him.
Where does he live?
I don't know.
He didn't say.
He just said, I don't live, I live across the country, but I'll fly you out
here like
a dove.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I listened to that song like 19 times in the shower this morning.
I listened to it.
That's weird.
On loop.
Oh, it's a little weird.
I was, Rudy.
Rudy.
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Yeah.
But so Rudy, also somebody on her direct message goes, I want her to be my
girlfriend.
So guys are hitting her up.
Are you engaging in any of these guys that are trying to be your boyfriend or
no?
No.
Yeah.
You don't need any of that shit.
You don't need anything.
It's gross.
You focus on school and life, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She really is a really good girl.
I mean, how old are you now?
18.
18.
When I was 18, oh my God.
Piece of shit.
I was a piece of human garbage.