Name: YOU HOLLYWOOD TYPES & The Origins Of Bad Friends | Bad Friends Clips
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I'm the mom's friends.
Why do you, here's my question for you.
Why is it?
Why do you have to assume ill intent with everything that either one of us are
doing
when it comes to our friendship towards you?
Automatically.
Yeah, it's just automatically there's some kind of agenda.
I have no agenda.
I have genuine love for you.
I'm going to tell you why.
Well, let me explain something real fast.
Yes, it's on the show because I think it's entertaining to put on the show,
but I knew the only way you would take me serious is if I put it on the show.
If I said I'm going to get you a hypnotherapist off air, you'd be like,
I don't want to do it.
Fuck you.
Shut up.
Leave me alone.
I'm just going to give you an example.
That's true.
I'm just going to give you an example that encapsulates my relationships with
you Hollywood types.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm a man of the people.
You're the most Hollywood people.
I'm a man of the people.
You're the most man of the people.
You're wearing a $9,000 shirt.
What?
You're wearing a $9,000 shirt.
This is $90 a shirt.
More.
You're the most Hollywood people.
You're the most Hollywood guy on earth.
I know.
I take a very big offense to that.
Oh, you're the Hollywoodist motherfucker.
I'm a man of the people.
Oh, my God.
I grind it out with the fucking common folk.
You complain constantly about not being around common folk.
That's not true.
You say stuff that, you know what you said to me on the, when we had dinner at
the house?
What?
About the steak thing.
And I said, oh, man, I should go get steaks.
And you go, ew, ew, no.
Have someone bring us steaks.
That's what you said.
Yeah, Postmates.
Was he complaining?
Postmates.
Because he's always telling me I'm complaining.
Yeah, he complains.
But all this motherfucker does is complain.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you.
But the narrative is out there.
All these fucking idiot ass fans are like, oh, you're complaining again,
Griffin?
Because anything he says.
So I've got to have fat Lando for the rest of my fucking life.
You know, all this shit that these people say to me.
And that's one of these narratives where I go, this motherfucker complains all
the time.
We commiserate with each other.
But then you put it out there like I'm the only.
I'm just going to tell you a story that encapsulates my fucking relationship
with you Hollywood
types.
Okay.
I'm going to say that again.
Go ahead.
We're not Hollywood.
All right.
So I have a friend named Steve Byrne.
We know him well.
Okay.
So he calls me one day and he says.
Is this an Asian beef?
It's not an Asian beef.
Okay.
I'm just curious.
No, because it happens to be half Korean.
I love Asian beef, by the way.
Yeah.
It's delicious.
Mongolian.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
He calls me one day and he goes, I'm doing a movie.
I'm doing a movie, he says.
Uh-huh.
Right?
And I go, okay, cool.
I want you in it.
Thank you.
A week later, when I'm supposed to shoot, right, I see Jimmy O. Yang going, I'm
in Steve
Byrne's movie.
Mm-hmm.
He's good.
He's a good actor.
Yeah.
And he's very funny.
Listen, I'd pick Steve O. Yang.
I would pick Jimmy O. Yang.
I get that.
He's really good.
Go ahead.
Mm.
It's either him or Dat Fan.
You know what I mean?
Either or.
Either or.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, you see Jimmy O. Yang.
You see Jimmy O. Yang.
He's shooting the movie.
Right.
So I call Steve and I go, hey, I thought you called me for the movie.
He goes, yeah, you know, I just, I'm going to use Jimmy O. Yang.
Yeah.
You know.
But was my feelings hurt?
No, because that's what I expect out of you types.
This is not, Steve Byrne has nothing to do with us.
Wait, wait, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
This, would this kind of be like if I said, hey, let's do a podcast together.
Yeah.
And then you go, I decided to go with Andrew.
No.
Because, see, you Hollywood types.
No, you Hollywood types.
Listen.
You're a Hollywood motherfucker.
Hey, you.
You a Hollywood motherfucker.
How is it different?
Tell me.
Let me tell you something.
I already told you why.
You two Hollywood types.
I said, right?
Stop.
I said, like to you, I said, you know how he is like.
Yeah.
Right?
He's a bully.
He's aggressive.
He's a bully.
He's a bully.
Shut up.
He's a big bully.
Yeah, you are.
Shut up.
You're a bully.
And he's cornering me into a fucking, like, you know, it's like.
And you know I'm nice.
You're nice.
And you took advantage of that and didn't tell me like you wanted Steve Byrne
to tell you.
No.
That's not true.
Okay.
All right?
I'm just saying that I already called you.
Would you have wanted a respectful call from Steve Byrne being like, Bobby, I've
actually
decided to go in a different direction.
Would you have liked that call?
Would that have made you feel good?
Right.
And that's why I called you.
You didn't.
This is the same call.
No.
Yeah, I called you and I said, talk man to man, right?
Friend to friend, right?
Oh.
Yeah.
And I said, you know what?
Was I on that call?
I called you.
So he threw me under the bus.
He goes, he's a bully.
He blamed everything on me.
By the way, this wasn't even my idea.
Whose idea was it?
Yours?
My idea?
Kalilah was the first one that said, you guys really should.
The fans in the last belly said, you should.
You should.
You should.
So then it was, you should.
You should.
You should.
And then we finally just, I said, do you want to do one?
I'll do one.
Are we going to do one or no?
And then you said, well, you know, Griff had asked me before, but it never
worked out because
then we did belly.
And then you said to me, no, we can't do a show.
And I said, okay.
And then I said, do you want to do one or not?
After the third time we did the show and, well, you guys should just do one
together.
So don't put it on me.
No, you, you're, you're twisting my fucking mind right now.
How?
You're a mind twister.
How?
That's true.
Tattalia.
Tattalia.
He's a mind twister right now, dude, right?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You called me.
Oh, man.
We're getting off subject.
You called me every fucking week, right?
When are we going to do this, Pop?
Because you, because at that point you agreed to it.
No, no, no, no.
You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, look at your beady eyes.
Did you not agree to it?
You're running into beady eyes.
Did you not agree to it?
You're a fucking liar, man.
So I bullied you into it.
You bullied me into it, dude.
All right.
Well, then you can quit and then he'll do it.
No.
We're, I'm already knee deep in it.
I commit to it.
I'm knee deep.
It's like a war, right?
Once you're in Nam, once you're in Nam, you're in Nam.
He pretends like, I made you, I forced you to do this podcast.
Oh, he started, he poured it on like that.
That's such bullshit.
You manipulated him.
Do you know why this happened?
Mm-hmm.
The truth be told, right?
I do know why.
You know why.
I do.
I can't say it on the air.
I know.
But you know why.
I do know why.
All right.
So that's that.
Okay.
But let me ask you this.
Yes.
What does that have to do with our friendship with you?
What does it mean?
How are you comparing what Steve Byrne, he made a business decision.
Yeah.
He said, Jimmy O'Yang is hot right now.
Hot.
You know, he's hot.
He's younger, skinnier.
His hair is like.
Sexy, funny, smart, cool.
He's on a hot show.
Hot.
And you're mad that he made that choice?
Yes, I can understand.
All right.
But what I'm saying is, that is totally different from, you're saying that we're
going to do that to you?
When have I ever done that to you?
When have I ever not treated you like a brother?
Same.
Tell me.
Same.
And when have I ever not treated you like a brother?
What?
Should we scroll that list again?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When have I ever not treated you like a brother?
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
I treat you like a brother, too.
Huh?
Yeah.
Do you?
Yeah.