Name: Erik Griffin & Bobby Lee Hash Out Their Warzone Beef | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-08-29T21:00:03.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Erik Griffin & Bobby Lee Hash Out Their Warzone Beef | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-29. Transcript available.

- We're Bob friends!
- No, let's resolve this, right?
So then now I'm on, no, this is what irritated me.
- All right, go ahead.
- So now I'm playing Warzone with some of the guys, right?
And they're playing, they're on Twitch.
And one of the guys, I'll just say his name, Raimi.
- Yeah, your boy.
- My boy.
- Yeah.
- He goes, "Hey, Bob, you have a problem with Eric?"
- Is that how he talks?
- Yeah, that's just the way he sounds to me.
I go, "I don't have a problem with him.
I love him."
He goes, "Well, some of the fans are saying
that he's complaining that their friendship is over."
That our friendship is over.
- First of all, that's not true.
- I know, but that's what the fucking people said
on the fucking comment session.
- By the way, I'm not gonna say anything more.
I'm gonna let you finish, 'cause I'm gonna need the floor.
- All right, all right, all right, all right, fine.
- He's gonna filibuster, yeah.
- Right, I just wanna let you know, when he did this,
I realized that all the weight lost from his body,
but not his knuckles.
He's got hairy, ugly fucking knuckles.
- Look at the hair bushed up on his wrist.
- You can't just make fun of him the whole time.
You have to explain your side of the story,
'cause he's gonna get his side.
- I'm just letting you know.
This is really irritating me right now.
- His knuckles are irritating me?
- 'Cause you look like a fat, tennis-playing panda right now.
That's what you look like.
- All right.
- And a gay one, too.
- Enough, enough.
- Enough.
- It looks like Bobby goes home,
and he takes his hair off like this.
- That's funny.
- What a day I've had.
- You're the one that looks like Mr. Potato Head.
I talk about putting things on, you know what I mean?
You look like Mr. Potato Head.
Go on with your bullshit story.
Go on.
So don't fucking tell him about detachments on the story.
- Nah, nah, nah.
All right, there we go.
All right.
- I'm listening.
- So here we go.
So then I got irritated because all these people,
he's obviously, then I asked, I go,
and Raimi goes, he's complaining about, on his Twitch,
about your relationship.
And I'm like, fuck that.
- Did you listen to the audio?
- I don't listen to audio.
- I listen to it.
- I listen to Hearsay.
- I listen to it.
- Yeah, he does.
- You do it?
- Yeah, I listen to it.
It wasn't really complaining.
- What was it?
- No, but that's his thing.
That's his narrative.
- Bobby doesn't want to play with me, obviously,
because I've tried to reach out and play.
- Because he's so competitive.
- Me?
- He's doing bets.
He's like, watch guys.
I'm going to put a bet online.
- It's for the fans.
- Right?
- It's for the fans' interaction.
- And then you rub it in my face.
I hate it.
- Can I say what it is?
I figured this all out.
I'm going to squash this right now.
- Squash it.
Thank you, Josh.
- Because we're all good friends.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- I know exactly what this is.
- Don't let him have his point of view.
- No, I know what this is.
I'm going to have my point of view.
- He is.
- Did you introduce yourself to my niece, by the way?
- This is your niece?
- Yes.
- Hey, listen, blink at me if you're okay.
- That's funny.
- Hey, here's the problem.
I figured it out.
You don't like it that he's a good player.
- He's not a good player.
- You said he gets more kills than you.
- The pressure.
- You said he got more kills than you.
- Listen.
- Yeah.
- Who gets more kills?
- I am so much better at that game than you.
- I've gotten so much better.
- But that's what this is.
- Of course it is.
- Bobby hates that.
- You don't like that he's good.
You love that I was bad.
You wanted to play with me again and again
because I'm so bad.
- And when you're on Twitch,
he has to be the funniest guy on the Twitch, too.
- I know, I saw.
- He's got to be the one.
He's got to have the snappy jokes.
And if you say anything, he's like,
"Oh, I don't like this."
'Cause no one's laughing at me now.
- Is part of this true, Bob?
- Yeah. - No, it's not.
- None of that is true.
- And I have my own defense, thank you.
- Well, let him have his floor now.
- Go ahead.
- Okay, here's the thing.
That is not true.
Here's the problem right now.
I send all the fans to this guy that Bobby won with,
so now we're friends with him.
- Right.
- All right?
So we're playing all the time, him and I.
And his brother.
And then all of a sudden, it just stops, okay?
Then the fans keep asking, "Where's Bobby?
Why isn't Bobby playing?"
And I go, "I don't know."
And then I look, you're still playing with them every day.
I look on his Twitch and his YouTube,
it's you and Steve are playing.
But I was told, Steve doesn't want to stream,
but he can stream with him.
What would you feel like if you're told,
if you're told, "Oh no, we don't want to do this."
And then you see him doing with a stranger.
A motherfucker you don't even know.
A motherfucker you don't even fucking know.
You're playing with every single day.
- I know him. - And then check this out.
- I know him. - And then check this out.
- Then we're playing.
- I don't know his last name, but I know him.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Where does he live? - Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
And we're playing, right?
- Yeah. - In the middle of,
I'm playing with that kid too.
- Yeah. - And they go,
"Oh, we just got invites from Bobby."
I'm looking at my thing, "Let me see if I got an invite."
No.
So, all I'm saying is this.
If you don't want to play with me,
just be a fucking man and be like-
- Yeah, I don't want to play with you.
- That's all you have to say.
- I don't want to play with you.
- I wish you would have just done that.
- I'm doing it now.
- I wish you would have just done that.
But see now you-
- But I'll play tonight.
- No, no, no.
- You want to play tonight?
- Fuck you. - All right, fuck you.
I love you.
- That's all I needed.
- I love you though.
- Bobby, let me tell you this.
I never had a problem.
It's like, you don't want to do everything with every friend.
Like, I don't drink alcohol, right?
So this motherfucker don't want to hang out at me at a bar.
- We'll hang out outside of a bar.
- Yeah.
So it's like, so for you, you might be like,
"Well, I don't want to play with him
because of whatever your reasons."
I don't have a problem with it.
But what I can't stand is the Twitch community,
they know because they're like,
"Well, Bobby's playing with everybody else."
- Yeah.
- They're like, and I just don't get that, you know?
And then I try.
And I've reached out to Steve a thousand times.
- Yeah.
- And this motherfucker won't get back to me
over some nonsense.
- Yeah.
- So I'm like, what's up with you guys?
- Yeah, it's not me though.
- Well, that's not you.
- You certainly didn't help me.
- The other side is.
- No, it's hearsay and conjecture.
- Exactly!
- Okay.
It's hearsay and conjecture.
- And I try, I try, I reach out
to try to figure this shit out.
- Yeah.
There's nothing to figure out.
- If you didn't-
- There's nothing to figure out!
- Yeah, well there is.
- I'm going to tell you why, all right?
You know this.
- Here we go.
- Know this!
- You know what?
I kind of like assertive body.
- He's turning into that dictator behind him.
Look at this.
- Know this for a fact, my friend.
- Tell me.
- All right?
Is that if I really had a problem with you,
I will let you know.
- I don't know if that's true.
- Yeah, that's true.
Okay?
I've had problems with you in the past.
- Yes.
I don't have problems, but here's the thing.
And I talked to my therapist.
I'm a loner.
And I don't like communicating.
It's just who I am because of my trauma in the past.
I'm not using it as a excuse.
- Here we go.
- Oh, here we go.
What?
My dad used to play golf on my body.
- Let me count-
- My dad used to play golf on my body.
- Let me count down to the mother station reference.
You know what I mean?
- Koreans are good golfers though.
- They're very good.
- Very good golfers.
- Are they?
- We don't fix divots,
but they're good golfers.
- Yeah, we don't.
- Wait, so let's be real here.
- What's a divot?
The thing on the ground?
- Yes.
- Yeah, that's your job.
- That's what?
- Your job.
- My job is-
- If you have a problem with the divots,
you push it down with your little hand.
- No, no, no.
After you hit the ball, you fix the divot.
You fix your mistake.
- No.
- This is just like you.
- You don't have a problem.
- See, this makes sense.
This makes sense.
The Koreans leave messes for other people to clean up.
- But we don't have a problem with it.
- That's the problem with it.
- Just like you.
- We like divots.
- So put your fucking hand on the divots.
We enjoy them.
That's what we make them.
We like the little fucking grass coming up like that.
- No, no, no.
- You know what?
- Laziness.
- It's just like a Korean barbecue restaurant.
They want you to do everything.
- Yeah, you cook.
You cook.
Fuck you.
That's my culture.
- They bring the food.
That's my culture.
- Hey, here.
Cook the shit yourself.
- We're just gonna let you fucking experience
the experience, my friend.
So we want you to cook it.
- You know what?
They do that so we can't complain.
- That's exactly right.
- What can you say?
I did it.
I paid for it.
- Yeah.
- All right, so I don't have a problem with you.
- Okay, good.
- All right.
And I called you last night, didn't I not?
- Yeah, only because you knew I was coming here today.
Because you didn't want this shit to be awkward.
- What?
- He was like, you didn't want this shit to be awkward.
I know you, dude.
- No, you know why I called you last night?
- Why?
- I talked to my therapist, okay?
All right?
And she's like, what's the problem I got?
- Is this step seven?
Is that?
- No, it hasn't been really good.
And that's fucking hilarious.
You're shaming.
You're shaming my recovery.
- Ah, here we go.
- Stop it.
- Because I have 10 months of sobriety
and no one said congratulations.
- Can you hand me the little violin, please?
- No one said congratulations.
10 months of sobriety.
- Well, you know why?
- No.
- 'Cause 10 months is not enough.
We need like two years before we can be like--
- By the way, a year.
A year is a, 10 months.
- All right, you're right.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
Yeah, I can't say nine months and three days.
- You don't even get a chip.
Don't you get a chip at a year?
- I relapsed.
I relapsed.
I have problems, okay?
- No, no, no.
- No.
- You're getting, you're fine.
- All right, so I don't have a problem with you, all right?
- Okay, good.
Bobby--
- So let's just throw that out there.
- But.
- But you can, wait, wait.
Can you at least understand if we're playing all the time
and then it just stops and then all these people keep asking,
you know, and then they like us together.
Like, you know, they keep like,
"Oh, I love it when you and Steve and Bobby
and then it just stops."
- Yeah.
- And then I'm like, "Hey, what's going on?
Nobody will say anything to me.
The fucking Steve don't even respond to me anymore."
And then like you're playing every day with these strangers.
So what am I supposed to think?
What am I supposed to think?
- Think this, my jug-headed friend.
- Why does it always have to be some kind of comment?
- I don't know why.
I'm defensive, that's why.
Okay.
- You're very handsome for your type.
- Bobby, oh wow.
- For your type, you're very handsome.
- As shitty as you are to me?
- Yeah.
- You know I'm there for you whenever.
- I know.
- Okay.
- I mean, your type, you, Reverend Al Jackson.
I mean, he's the better looking out of the types.
- Wait a minute.
- Yeah.
- Are you, are you saying?
- You know what, by the way, don't think you getting off
Scott Free with this bullshit right here.