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we're bad friends we need to talk to our hypnotic our hypnotherapist hey there's
my man
what's up dude that's my main man right there dude how you doing what's up lex
that was picard no now you're lex lex lex luthor lex dog baby lexie uh listen
um i really
appreciate sunday man what you did for me sunday i i went into a deep trance it
really worked
i did the um remember the thing you taught me to do yeah this what is that i i
transported him
yeah he went like this he goes this is a this is how small your dick is
seems about right seems all right no this was so what happened was he put me in
a trance
and he i went to a happy place did he ask you to go to a happy place oh yeah he
guided me into the
happy place can you tell us where it was of course all right so you weren't in
it
i had just throw it out there you weren't in the happy place really yeah i don't
know why
i should have been there no but you weren't in the happy place maybe i was
everyone else was there
really yes i in my happy place right okay right everyone was there my dad was
there juliana was
there my girlfriend my mom um eric griffin my brother was there whitney cummings
was there all of
these humans were there and i wasn't in your happy but you can't control the
happy place yes you can
you literally are controlling it no because it was i was in a trance right i'm
in a trance right i can't
control what's in the happy place because i was in the water so what my happy
place was off an island
cebu yeah i was in a lagoon yeah i was on my back in the water right and i can
hear my dad and my mom
fighting talking not fighting talking right hear splashes right then i heard
like whitney cummings
and my girlfriend talking yeah i think nick lee glazier was there and esther pavinsky
all these comics
yeah and um i just i'm sorry i just had half of the store was there pretty much
why am i i don't know
why but i was on my back and i'm floating and then he goes i guess in the trance
i barely remember because
i'm in a trance right deep he's just like now put your thumb and your index
finger together right and
anytime you want to right like when i'm just going about my day when i press
them together i will
immediately return to this happy place did you use it this past week yes i did
look happy place you're not
there you're here you're here i'm here right now not there i'm not there you're
here okay so that's what it
is can i try this exercise well he has to put you in the transfer so then um trance
me no no it takes
a long time what can we do today what are we doing today it's important to
reinforce what we did okay
we lock it in and so because i gave him a suggestion last time and he'll be
aware of this that he's going
to fight it much easier to go and relax now so we're doing a very short session
right now yeah if you'd
like if you're open to that all right let's do it yeah stare at him right here
he's right here all
right all right here we go i'm excited rudy are you involved she's out okay go
don't drink red bull
we're not trying to get amped up that's water for him yeah it's like water to
me that's you know how
yeah people it does different things to people yeah yeah some people can do taurine
you know some people
can just do coke and like function that's exactly yeah that's how that's who i
am yeah yeah i'm gonna
run for my money my gosh yeah yeah what are you drinking vodka we're not
judging you yeah yeah
okay hypno okay go ahead all right hold on can i just say something doing it in
my
garage with just you and i is one thing doing in front of all these people what
do you know all these
people what's the big deal there's only four cameras in this room and me and
rudy and yeah but when i go to
the fucking yeah but here's the deal dude go to your happy place when i go to
my happy place look
at me right now i can't go to the happy place with you do you want me to leave
no you're in the
building i could smell you don't get angry you're i love you okay like a
brother i love you too right
all right you're just you're in a sad place i am when i go to the sad place
that's where you are
and what am i doing there what you're just like you're working out yes yeah you're
working out you're
eating beef jerky see that's my happy right and you're right and you're like
hitting the wall with your
fucking fists drywall so fun to punch right right and then you're like putting
more tumbleweed on
your fucking stupid eyebrows to thicken those fucking beastly eyebrows up i don't
need to pay
for this i just got my happy place right now yeah i'm there i'm in the gym i'm
punching a wall okay
go ahead look bobby what's important here is that you feel comfortable doing
this right if you do let's
do it if you don't that's fine too okay and we gotta try that's right that's
right we don't try we do no
we just sorry we do okay yoda you remember that from last time right all right
all right so uh settle
back okay can i just say something stop cutting him off i can't i'm sorry who's
in charge here jules
laughing is bugging bugging me out right jules yeah you hear you laugh it's bugging
me out lady no laughing
okay but the difference here this is not stage hypnotism you and i know bobby
right this is
real stuff this is the real so there's nothing actually humorous gonna happen
here this actually
could be really interesting for you guys all right so uh bobby pick a spot in
the studio out in the
distance open eyes yep wait stop stop stop jules jules jules jules jules jules
jules i know stay in the
room right i'm sorry just just just give me a second bear with us bear with us
okay look at me look at me
right now all right if i hear you laughing it's going to take me out he needs
to go this is very
serious all right so you cannot laugh okay all right bobby you can let any of
the distractions
just drift out i'll let it drift away i'll let it drift away away incorporate
them in it really
doesn't matter it doesn't matter okay yeah last time when we worked together
there were distractions
you probably don't remember yeah yeah just let that let it go don't look at don't
look i'm gonna look
don't look at me all right i'm gonna look down nobody look at me and shut off
everybody else's mic
all right so here we go so as you recall yeah go ahead look at this spot you'll
probably find that
your eyes will get tired over time like most people do staring at a spot and
you'll begin to find it
going out of focus deep breath
let all the stress anxieties and worries from the past week all the work that
you've done all right
bobby close your eyes close your eyes
i don't know why it's so funny bobby close your eyes
close your eyes close your eyes well shut up don't tell me to close my eyes let
me get into a
relax all right all right all right be nice freaking me out right now everyone's
freaking me out all
right so just all right be nice i'm sorry you're great here we go you're great
everybody out of the
room let's do the staring at the thing again no just stare at the thing to lose
focus we lose the focus
i need to do it i have to because in my mind if i'm not doing it i can't get in
there okay come on
let's go let's do it all right it all works ready deep breath bobby
okay allow your eyelids to drop when you're ready go ahead good take three more
deep breaths
when you're ready you'll drop down drop the eyes
relax okay i got it off you're good allow them to settle down and seal shut
good sealed from left to right very good walk to the top now of that escalator
see its detail see the black whaling going around no guys what's that noise
what's the noise what is
that did you hear that can you hear that what was that hello george what's that
no idea okay who did
that did you do that how what do i have that i'm gonna do a phone you're on
your phone you probably
the fucking what song is that what was that in my head i'm not on my did you
hear that i'm texting
on my phone did you hear that though george did i not just text you to turn
your levels down yes you
did i just texted him turn your levels down i don't know what that song was but
was that in my own head
i only listen what are you talking about all right okay you're not in trans yet
don't worry okay
all right close your eyes you're good all right seeing the escalator now see
each of the steps
exiting moving downward holding on now moving smoothly and quickly down and you
can count down
in your head with me george it's not me where is that coming check your
bluetooth is your bluetooth on
is your bluetooth on your phone check your phone is your bluetooth on george
julia julia
are you are you doing that right now are you around i'm not are you on your
phone are you on your
phone yeah get off your phone that's what it is you're listening to some sort
of hip hop hip hop video
or something juliana george did you do that it's not me sir george i will fire
you dude
i will fire you if you're doing that can we get through this we're never gonna
you we're
gonna keep breaking out if you don't go all right all right come on i was i
literally was almost there
no wow if the music happens again we have to we can't do it okay relax all
right everything's fine
jesus i'm at the top of the escalator okay you're at the top of the escalator
holding on counting down
down with me now stepping on 10 9 8 7 deeper and deeper six five halfway there
four three
two and one stepping off firmly and securely seeing your door in front of you
one two three four and
five fully and completely feel those good feelings within you and the pride and
success that you will have
good how do you feel good did you notice that we took your pants off during
that whole thing look down
no my pants are still on well we put them back on
thank you hey hey dude how you feeling i can really get there yeah you can get
there
that works that's the real you feel good yeah thank you thank you so much you're
welcome
it's andrew right he's the one who asked for this to help you out don't no don't
yes no yes
thank you yeah you're welcome puppy and happy to help you continue with this if
you'd like
fuck you and help thank you that's not that's not a healing thing that didn't
help
fuck you me thank you really yeah okay fuck you okay all right thank you you
know what if this is
how he's going to be i'm never doing this again don't do whatever do you need
to do to survive
all right where did you go i went into that happy place and then when i got
there i can't
and then i saw you was like oh yeah that's not real it's a place
did you enjoy your session i loved it thank you so much thank you when you're
ready to quit quit you
let me know okay i will i love you bye guys bye bye bye bye bye it really does
i really can get
the place i can really get to that place yeah and jules and i were loving it i
can really get to that
place and um so you know and maybe it did work because i've only been smoking
butts and maybe i was
only doing a one cigarette length butts that day i mean maybe it worked we have
to find out jules is
gonna be from now on yeah yeah i think we we can find out now yeah jules you
have to tell me on that
that you have to tell me yeah yeah yeah but are you gonna admit to playing the
music i didn't do it
i don't know how humor works in the philippines no no shut up jules i know it
was you
they took george told me it was you yeah he texted us yeah yeah so there's no
one else it could
be yeah yeah right now jules i don't know how humor works in the philippines
but in america there's
timing timing there's times to do something and times that you know you're for
if you do a fart joke
you don't do it at a funeral right you do it before the funeral you do it or
after the
or after you don't do it at the funeral that's insane yeah it's dead in there
yeah or it would
be funny if you were in the funeral and you're like it'd be funny if he farted
while he was dead
all right that would be there just there's a time in place for certain things
all right you have to
figure it out and when i was doing that that was so rude so rude but that's i
guess your deal
that's who you are you got anything to say i did yeah you did do you have
anything to say
yeah i didn't do it i yeah it's just it's it's it's you're lying you're lying
it's not good it's
insane jules it's really yeah at your age to lie the amount that you lie yeah
get off your phone
first of all i'm not even plugged into any wire yeah you are it's not and it's
not a wire it's not a
wire it's a bluetooth it's a bluetooth your phone has bluetooth yes yeah but
and you hooked on to the
bluetooth right i'm not i'm not connected to any bluetooth oh liar oh my god
because we did that
earlier we hooked her up earlier we hooked her up earlier why that's not cool

Bobby Lee Hypnotised During Show | Bad Friends Clips

we're bad friends we need to talk to our hypnotic our hypnotherapist hey there's
my man
what's up dude that's my main man right there dude how you doing what's up lex
that was picard no now you're lex lex lex luthor lex dog baby lexie uh listen
um i really
appreciate sunday man what you did for me sunday i i went into a deep trance it
really worked
i did the um remember the thing you taught me to do yeah this what is that i i
transported him
yeah he went like this he goes this is a this is how small your dick is
seems about right seems all right no this was so what happened was he put me in
a trance
and he i went to a happy place did he ask you to go to a happy place oh yeah he
guided me into the
happy place can you tell us where it was of course all right so you weren't in
it
i had just throw it out there you weren't in the happy place really yeah i don't
know why
i should have been there no but you weren't in the happy place maybe i was
everyone else was there
really yes i in my happy place right okay right everyone was there my dad was
there juliana was
there my girlfriend my mom um eric griffin my brother was there whitney cummings
was there all of
these humans were there and i wasn't in your happy but you can't control the
happy place yes you can
you literally are controlling it no because it was i was in a trance right i'm
in a trance right i can't
control what's in the happy place because i was in the water so what my happy
place was off an island
cebu yeah i was in a lagoon yeah i was on my back in the water right and i can
hear my dad and my mom
fighting talking not fighting talking right hear splashes right then i heard
like whitney cummings
and my girlfriend talking yeah i think nick lee glazier was there and esther pavinsky
all these comics
yeah and um i just i'm sorry i just had half of the store was there pretty much
why am i i don't know
why but i was on my back and i'm floating and then he goes i guess in the trance
i barely remember because
i'm in a trance right deep he's just like now put your thumb and your index
finger together right and
anytime you want to right like when i'm just going about my day when i press
them together i will
immediately return to this happy place did you use it this past week yes i did
look happy place you're not
there you're here you're here i'm here right now not there i'm not there you're
here okay so that's what it
is can i try this exercise well he has to put you in the transfer so then um trance
me no no it takes
a long time what can we do today what are we doing today it's important to
reinforce what we did okay
we lock it in and so because i gave him a suggestion last time and he'll be
aware of this that he's going
to fight it much easier to go and relax now so we're doing a very short session
right now yeah if you'd
like if you're open to that all right let's do it yeah stare at him right here
he's right here all
right all right here we go i'm excited rudy are you involved she's out okay go
don't drink red bull
we're not trying to get amped up that's water for him yeah it's like water to
me that's you know how
yeah people it does different things to people yeah yeah some people can do taurine
you know some people
can just do coke and like function that's exactly yeah that's how that's who i
am yeah yeah i'm gonna
run for my money my gosh yeah yeah what are you drinking vodka we're not
judging you yeah yeah
okay hypno okay go ahead all right hold on can i just say something doing it in
my
garage with just you and i is one thing doing in front of all these people what
do you know all these
people what's the big deal there's only four cameras in this room and me and
rudy and yeah but when i go to
the fucking yeah but here's the deal dude go to your happy place when i go to
my happy place look
at me right now i can't go to the happy place with you do you want me to leave
no you're in the
building i could smell you don't get angry you're i love you okay like a
brother i love you too right
all right you're just you're in a sad place i am when i go to the sad place
that's where you are
and what am i doing there what you're just like you're working out yes yeah you're
working out you're
eating beef jerky see that's my happy right and you're right and you're like
hitting the wall with your
fucking fists drywall so fun to punch right right and then you're like putting
more tumbleweed on
your fucking stupid eyebrows to thicken those fucking beastly eyebrows up i don't
need to pay
for this i just got my happy place right now yeah i'm there i'm in the gym i'm
punching a wall okay
go ahead look bobby what's important here is that you feel comfortable doing
this right if you do let's
do it if you don't that's fine too okay and we gotta try that's right that's
right we don't try we do no
we just sorry we do okay yoda you remember that from last time right all right
all right so uh settle
back okay can i just say something stop cutting him off i can't i'm sorry who's
in charge here jules
laughing is bugging bugging me out right jules yeah you hear you laugh it's bugging
me out lady no laughing
okay but the difference here this is not stage hypnotism you and i know bobby
right this is
real stuff this is the real so there's nothing actually humorous gonna happen
here this actually
could be really interesting for you guys all right so uh bobby pick a spot in
the studio out in the
distance open eyes yep wait stop stop stop jules jules jules jules jules jules
jules i know stay in the
room right i'm sorry just just just give me a second bear with us bear with us
okay look at me look at me
right now all right if i hear you laughing it's going to take me out he needs
to go this is very
serious all right so you cannot laugh okay all right bobby you can let any of
the distractions
just drift out i'll let it drift away i'll let it drift away away incorporate
them in it really
doesn't matter it doesn't matter okay yeah last time when we worked together
there were distractions
you probably don't remember yeah yeah just let that let it go don't look at don't
look i'm gonna look
don't look at me all right i'm gonna look down nobody look at me and shut off
everybody else's mic
all right so here we go so as you recall yeah go ahead look at this spot you'll
probably find that
your eyes will get tired over time like most people do staring at a spot and
you'll begin to find it
going out of focus deep breath
let all the stress anxieties and worries from the past week all the work that
you've done all right
bobby close your eyes close your eyes
i don't know why it's so funny bobby close your eyes
close your eyes close your eyes well shut up don't tell me to close my eyes let
me get into a
relax all right all right all right be nice freaking me out right now everyone's
freaking me out all
right so just all right be nice i'm sorry you're great here we go you're great
everybody out of the
room let's do the staring at the thing again no just stare at the thing to lose
focus we lose the focus
i need to do it i have to because in my mind if i'm not doing it i can't get in
there okay come on
let's go let's do it all right it all works ready deep breath bobby
okay allow your eyelids to drop when you're ready go ahead good take three more
deep breaths
when you're ready you'll drop down drop the eyes
relax okay i got it off you're good allow them to settle down and seal shut
good sealed from left to right very good walk to the top now of that escalator
see its detail see the black whaling going around no guys what's that noise
what's the noise what is
that did you hear that can you hear that what was that hello george what's that
no idea okay who did
that did you do that how what do i have that i'm gonna do a phone you're on
your phone you probably
the fucking what song is that what was that in my head i'm not on my did you
hear that i'm texting
on my phone did you hear that though george did i not just text you to turn
your levels down yes you
did i just texted him turn your levels down i don't know what that song was but
was that in my own head
i only listen what are you talking about all right okay you're not in trans yet
don't worry okay
all right close your eyes you're good all right seeing the escalator now see
each of the steps
exiting moving downward holding on now moving smoothly and quickly down and you
can count down
in your head with me george it's not me where is that coming check your
bluetooth is your bluetooth on
is your bluetooth on your phone check your phone is your bluetooth on george
julia julia
are you are you doing that right now are you around i'm not are you on your
phone are you on your
phone yeah get off your phone that's what it is you're listening to some sort
of hip hop hip hop video
or something juliana george did you do that it's not me sir george i will fire
you dude
i will fire you if you're doing that can we get through this we're never gonna
you we're
gonna keep breaking out if you don't go all right all right come on i was i
literally was almost there
no wow if the music happens again we have to we can't do it okay relax all
right everything's fine
jesus i'm at the top of the escalator okay you're at the top of the escalator
holding on counting down
down with me now stepping on 10 9 8 7 deeper and deeper six five halfway there
four three
two and one stepping off firmly and securely seeing your door in front of you
one two three four and
five fully and completely feel those good feelings within you and the pride and
success that you will have
good how do you feel good did you notice that we took your pants off during
that whole thing look down
no my pants are still on well we put them back on
thank you hey hey dude how you feeling i can really get there yeah you can get
there
that works that's the real you feel good yeah thank you thank you so much you're
welcome
it's andrew right he's the one who asked for this to help you out don't no don't
yes no yes
thank you yeah you're welcome puppy and happy to help you continue with this if
you'd like
fuck you and help thank you that's not that's not a healing thing that didn't
help
fuck you me thank you really yeah okay fuck you okay all right thank you you
know what if this is
how he's going to be i'm never doing this again don't do whatever do you need
to do to survive
all right where did you go i went into that happy place and then when i got
there i can't
and then i saw you was like oh yeah that's not real it's a place
did you enjoy your session i loved it thank you so much thank you when you're
ready to quit quit you
let me know okay i will i love you bye guys bye bye bye bye bye it really does
i really can get
the place i can really get to that place yeah and jules and i were loving it i
can really get to that
place and um so you know and maybe it did work because i've only been smoking
butts and maybe i was
only doing a one cigarette length butts that day i mean maybe it worked we have
to find out jules is
gonna be from now on yeah yeah i think we we can find out now yeah jules you
have to tell me on that
that you have to tell me yeah yeah yeah but are you gonna admit to playing the
music i didn't do it
i don't know how humor works in the philippines no no shut up jules i know it
was you
they took george told me it was you yeah he texted us yeah yeah so there's no
one else it could
be yeah yeah right now jules i don't know how humor works in the philippines
but in america there's
timing timing there's times to do something and times that you know you're for
if you do a fart joke
you don't do it at a funeral right you do it before the funeral you do it or
after the
or after you don't do it at the funeral that's insane yeah it's dead in there
yeah or it would
be funny if you were in the funeral and you're like it'd be funny if he farted
while he was dead
all right that would be there just there's a time in place for certain things
all right you have to
figure it out and when i was 