Name: Everything you need to know about Tantric | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-09-08T16:00:13.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Everything you need to know about Tantric | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-08. Transcript available.

I was watching that documentary well and then there's another episode about
Tantric sex. Oh, I want to do that. Maybe I
Want like somebody's fingers on my belly and I want to orgasm
Without you know ejaculation. Do you know how hard that is?
They have to use the last hours and hours and hours without I want a two-hour
orgasm with you
With me, I don't know why I said that wait seriously, you know, but I don't
know why I said that I would love it
I would love it. I'll do to work. Do you want a tantric?
I would do a two two-hour tantric orgasm. How much we could open an OnlyFans
and see how many people would pay for us to
Well, there's a lady in in in Mexico that we could stay at her place
Yeah, I would do a two-hour her name was last name's Cobra
Real my name is like Sasha Martha Cobra or something Martha Cobra and she know
she's white
Okay, she's white. What's going on in Mexico? She has her own institute a tantric
sex interest
That's right. It's illegal probably to do here. I don't know but you and I
could get naked and
We can sit and touch each other
She puts her fingers on your belly
Why in your belly?
I don't know in your button
Maybe sometimes
Do you have an innie or an outie?
And she goes, you know, just giggle and then with I in the documentary they
were giggling
So I would love to get naked and giggle with you and then and then and then
what she does is and then cry if you want to so they cry
And then they go laugh and then the orgasm together
So I would love to lock eyes with you and just orgasm without being gay
What do you mean? How is it gay?
I just don't want to add that to be thrown in
Why?
There's just no gay
What's
It's just friends
It's just two guys
Two guys
Naked
Naked
Naked
Laughing
Orgasm
Orgasm
Orgasm
Together
What's gay?
Why?
There's nothing gay about it
No, it's fine
And it's cool
Yeah
We could touch each other
Yeah
Yeah, but not like hold hands
Well, but don't they say you also you take we can tickle noses
We can we can tickle noses
But you know what we also could do?
Yeah
Because we're laying side by side together, right?
Yeah
Our dicks aren't out
Yeah, they are
They might be
In my mind they are
Yeah, yeah
But in the in the document they have a blanket
Which way is your dick laying?
You know how it lays sometimes
Straight up, I'm hard
Oh, you are?
Yeah, yeah, straight up
See how I'm soft for the whole thing
Oh, you are?
Well, Tantric says you have to really calm yourself and pace yourself
Yeah, yeah
So I would lay next to you
So I'll have my
It'll be doing this
You know when it does that?
You know when it's going down and it's bobbing?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's getting the heartbeat back
Yeah
And then out of nowhere
Sometimes it's like, whoa
And you're like, oh, oh, oh
Yeah
And it comes down
And I would lay next to you
And I would just, you know, giggle, cum
And then cry
And I think that would
You want to snuggle at the end?
You want to spoon?
Nah
Come on
I walk away
Oh, you're going to leave me the way I am
I might even take a plane without you and just leave
That's kind of hot
Yeah, yeah
You leave me a minute
You smoke a cigarette and you go
See you back in LA
No, don't even do that
Flick it on me
Don't even do that
Bobby
No, we do the session, right?
Yeah
I literally, like a zombie
Get up
Get up
Pack my shit
And get out
And I just take a Mexican Uber and I'm out of there
You want to pass with me?