Name: San Francisco Looks Like Blade Runner | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-09-15T21:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'San Francisco Looks Like Blade Runner | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'San Francisco Looks Like Blade Runner | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-15. Transcript available.

Shades on. Hi, rude. Hi. How are you dude? Nope. Nope. Nope. Hey, little baby.
Hey,
little girl is your daddy home? Oh, I'm on fire. True. Hey, little baby. We're
shining on.
And I don't know why, but you don't know, don't know. Mm-hmm. And your mind's
on fire. Nope.
Oh, I'm on fire. Hey, little baby, when you're dummy dumb and you don't know,
mine's socket all night long.
Yeah. Oh, oh, I'm on fire.
you know i always sing that song it's a rain in ash hallelujah it's raining ash
ash smoke fire it's all on fire fire fire fire fire great balls of fire what's
going on he used
to date his you know huh he's cousin 14. what that guy that sang great balls of
fire uh henry conic
henry conic jr that's not his name henry lee lee harry harry conic jr didn't
they make a movie oh
you know who played him who one of the quade brothers randy either one j jason
terry taylor
taylor quaid played the guy in the movie i love it great balls of fire hi root
hi hey it's so
smoky outside can i show i'm going to show you something this is incredible
this got sent to
me this morning um we can't play the music but people at home can look it up
someone took the
footage of what's going on in san francisco and put it to the blade runner
soundtrack oh
shit and we can't play the music because you know youtube will get us but look
at how insane this
looks this is all legit this is this is what it looks like what's going on down
there look at how
insane that is this is not doctored there is no filter on this oh my god this
is real drone footage
that's up on the crazy interweb it's it what color is that bob reddish santino
that's andrew santino
oh andrew santino color that literally looks like me that's like as if i blanketed
the city of san
francisco yeah it's a terrible color terrible it's a terrible imagine if you
have lived with it all
over your body yeah this san francisco knows what i feel like for a couple of
days the ridicule that
they're facing that's this is what i feel every day of my life yeah but you
know what actually your
face structure and stuff like god didn't you entirely no no the faces he gave
you a pretty
good face so you know i'm going to make he probably turned to moses and you
know saint somebody and
said this was around moses and somebody cleopatra whoever it might be i'm gonna
make he's southern
so you know god's southern oh he is yeah because you know look at the christians
let me tell you
something i'm fixing to make me a little dude and he i'm gonna make him freckle
face redheaded yeah but i'm
gonna want to make him kind of good looking he could be okay yeah yeah and then
everyone's like
laughing right but let's see he's gonna die anyway he's gonna die people are
gonna kill him when he's
young the people are gonna kill but watch and he threw him you down there and
you survived it all
and and all the disciples like cleopatra yeah and saint somebody was like i can't
believe he
survived they survived it yeah and he was like no i'm not gonna make another
one of those again that's
the last one i'm gonna do when he made you he went check this out check out
this big-headed little
flat-faced dude i'm about to make right here this buggy-eyed massive-headed
dude you're gonna love
this dude this dude is short stumpy stocking an asshole short stumpy guy's an
asshole right he's
never gonna get over five feet tall even with lifts in his shoes and this
little dude this little dude's
is going to be ugly.