Name: Should College Football Players Get Paid? | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Should College Football Players Get Paid? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Should College Football Players Get Paid? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-17. Transcript available.

to pay to play in college sports that's a big deal it's a big argument whether
people should do you think college athletes should be paid yeah yeah but
but because because there's a school make money that's right and they make
money because LeBron James or whatever he never went to college uh let's let's
make up a sport guy well there's a running back let's just make up a
running almost everyone else to just name another guy almost his name is
Fatim Alaoua Allah Fatim Muhammad no Fatim Alaoua Allah oh
Fatim Alaoua yeah and he's from Nigeria he's a great running back yeah he's
amazing right he goes to Ohio State he's like he breaks all the records he does
he
runs it into the NZ he runs in the end zone right 20 times a game that's
impossible but yeah well I don't know how the sport works so just say like four
times a game isn't that seems ridiculous to me 12 times a day game 12 times a
game
he always he goes from the five yards into the NZ's eight times a time every
time a time
eight times a time he's so good right wow okay and he can weave and move around
and so it's the whole
town of the you know I mean Columbo let's say there's a town called Columbo
right and
just call it just call it to college Columbo college a 3a college team and Columbo's
yeah
yeah Columbo's like you're a good runner you're a good runner kid and Fatim Alaoua
right right he goes from the five to the NZ's right yeah eight nine times a
game the whole town of
Columbo realizes it they love it they go we don't usually sport you know I mean
the red jams you know that's the team's name they're called the red jams yeah
yeah okay yeah the Columbo red jams yeah the Columbo red jams and they don't
know what I mean
we don't usually sport you know I mean the red jams you know that's the team's
name they're called the red jams yeah yeah okay yeah the Columbo red jams yeah
the Columbo red jams and they don't you know they you know they we're only you
know ninth division we're 3a team but we're ninth division oh so they're 3a
yeah yeah 3a team but we're ninth division right and when during during this
regular season right they never win they never win they never win right even
though they've got Fatima
no it before they never won before Fatima when Fatima showed up so the Columbo
the people in Columbo they go why do we go you know it's embarrassing right I
mean yeah the Skylarks beat us every time well they're really good yeah yeah
because they have that kid from from New Guinea yeah New Guinea and he's very
good you know what I mean always crush us right he probably runs in the NZ
maybe 13 times a game yeah and the town of Middletown where Skylark that Skylark
school is Middleton Middleton Middleton Middleton Middleton right
and that kid you know they bury us every time they're the best 20 years that
kid's been burying us it's unbelievable yeah he can't get out of high school
let's call it this is college sports can't get out of college yeah yeah yeah
yeah so but this is a team right he comes right straight from Nigeria right
from the plane to the football field yeah right to the field field wow they go
right to practice and they realize
and they realize it right away right they realize it right away they even
analyze it the sports doctor you know they all have a sports doctor yeah they
bring them in right yeah and they analyze the team's legs right and they see
extra muscles around the calves oh it's like you know the regular muscles and
there's another one that's protrudes out right and they poke at it
you know how doctors do they poke at it right yeah and they hear ding ding ding
ding ding ding it's metal no it's not but the muscle makes a metal sound
right it's that good it's that tight that tight they take three steps back the
doctor oh they look at it we got it we got the guy we got the guy the scout did
hey randy yes some nerd with glasses he's in a wheelchair
yeah yeah great job scouting him in Nigeria oh thank you yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah and then so then they push randy out oh
right right he's gone and the get here's the ball oh you give they give they
give yeah yeah uh
fatim the ball yeah and let's what give the ball because he's not the
quarterback right no he's a running
dylan sky bar right here i'm dylan sky bar born and raised in middleton sky i'm
the skyline handed off to
fucking you know yeah and so he just like the road runner right the whole town
the whole town the whole
town of colombo coming oh right before it was a few people in colombo i think
it's like 22 000. no what 14
million 14 million people are in colombo yeah they all come they have to make
the stadium so much bigger they
got to build a new stadium yeah yeah like they make it bigger than the biggest
stadium ever really yeah
wow 14 million people from colombo are showing up to watch 14 million people
are there right okay
and you know they can charge so much they can charge um 300 a head per ticket
what and now for team
he's every year right that's all he hears right that's all you hear touchdown
you could be you could
be right in chicago and you could hear touchdown that loud you hear touchdown
that you're like you
know you're working at a subway yeah right not not the sandwich shop in the
subway oh underground
underground okay right and you're just what touchdown right and the team must
have scored another
touchdown colombo you know i wish we didn't live you know so close but how
close is colombo to chicago
two different states over two states away i can hear touchdown that often south
jeez i don't know i
can't think of the states right now but south okay yeah so then years go by and
then one day for team
he goes halfway he doesn't go he doesn't go full way he doesn't do that he
stops right
and he puts the football on the ground he sheds one tear like the american indians
do when you litter
oh boy yeah and he walks off the field for team and why because the school is
making billions of
dollars uh-huh if a team still lives in with his grandmother doya he lives at
doya's house where
he has no money and he he knows that the whole town of colombo you know he's
making so much money
he gets nothing they're making that's why you have to pay college athletes
because of a team exactly
what do you think i think we should send this to the ncaa and see what they
think write it up because
i really i you know what i just never had a cause i never had a cause i had
never you know but we're
down with when i see when i see i get angry about things yeah when i see hispanic
kids being at the
border and they're they put baby put in cages it breaks my heart they're
putting who in cages well
you know how like people sneak over and then they take the hispanic kids they
put them in the cages
well yeah because they got so much energy what are you gonna do to let them oh
that's true yeah
yeah you got to put them in something to keep them maybe put them in a hotel
room though not out of
four seasons but like you know motel six like a courtyard marriott courtyard
whatever
what did they put you in andres when you guys came over yeah you have never
been big on causes yeah
i never yeah but i think i could get behind that one because i think it's a it's
a travesty pay-to-play
is great particularly in fact when they make money what is the argument against
it
well people that do argue against it which i i am not they say uh it's usually
this guy ready it's this
guy yeah i think we should start paying uh college kids let me tell you
something stupid
well don't please don't call me let me tell you something they go to school for
free they get a
free education okay which is life it's life growth and then when they're done
they can go into the pros
and get paid up there but it doesn't work you get a free schooling okay and the
money that you bring
in goes to the team and the school and the school itself to support this
wonderful university and we
we have history so no they don't deserve a dime yeah but um so fatim's gonna
leave if you don't pay him
well he can go on and go on then but but okay but but but but we won't fatim
they think that that because they get to go a free education that's the benefit
that they get free
food free meals free lodging a free education a free start well you don't pay
everyone uh oh so like
yeah you don't pay you don't pay everyone only the good guys get paid yeah you
get the ones that are
like you know the stars yeah but what do you say to the other guys then get
better get better it gives
it as incentive so if you so so give them incentive to get paid just like like
the fatima situation
let's say there's a guy named todd oh fuck i do i i don't know i can't stand
that's a director
director yeah no todd todd todd i think i'm just i don't we don't know his last
name his name is todd todd
uh todd todd rosende that todd rosende yeah and todd looks at 15 and he goes
hey man i can only do two
a day a game he only gets two nz's a game yeah yeah but this guy for teams
getting 16. yeah yeah better
than you i would if i was todd i would go to 15 one day and go hey man in nigeria
how do you get that
extra muscle in your calf no honestly yeah he said well i don't know i don't
know how to do a nigerian
accent when you run from when you run from tigers all the time that's the exact
same accent you do for
like everything but when you run from tigers all the time