Name: Chris Distefano is Offended by Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris Distefano is Offended by Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-22. Transcript available.

I want to look at the camera real quick because yesterday or whenever this
comes out, Andrew let me on his podcast, Whiskey Ginger, thank you very much.
Thank you.
And I told everybody that I was gay and I said I was being very serious and I'm
not. I'm a heterosexual male.
Yeah.
I just want to let everyone know I was kidding around, but I am, I am not, I am
a straight male.
Now, why do you think people think you might be gay?
Because I looked in the camera.
You stood up straight?
Yeah, because I looked in the camera on the podcast the other day and said I
was gay, but I am not gay.
So I want to say, nope, I'm straight.
Okay.
But there's a few things that might give it away that you might be gay.
What is that, Andrew?
You got good skin, you got straight teeth, you wear jewelry, you are nice and
in great shape, you're always at the gym, you only hang out with dudes.
Yes.
All right.
I'll tell you why you're gay.
Why?
Can I tell you why you're gay?
Yeah.
Because when I see dudes like you that are like, you know, handsome with your
body size, you know what I mean?
You're a handsome guy.
For a comic, it goes Dane Cook, it goes, there's people ahead of you.
It goes Dane Cook?
You hear me?
It goes Dane Cook.
Dane Cook, a couple of open micers I know, a couple of open micers I know, your
friend right here.
Yeah, he's a handsome guy.
Way better.
Take off his hat, take off your hat, look at this guy's hairline.
It doesn't, where does it start and stop?
Oh, it's fucking Italiano.
Italiano.
Oh, shit.
Look at how hairy he is.
Oh, fuck.
No, Bobby, don't, Bobby, don't, Bobby, don't.
Oh, fuck, I'll mouthfuck you.
Dude.
Oh, fuck, you'll suck my dick, suck my dick.
You take out good hair like that.
I'll suck it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, see, that's gay.
No, no, no, no, I'm not gay.
He's like, hey, my little hop sing.
They always say that.
No.
Put me in a little, they give me a nookie, right?
He's like gentle.
Gentle.
Yeah, he's soft.
Gay.
Oh, that's why.
Yeah.
But, no, I don't.
You're not aggressive.
I'm not aggressive.
I don't know, like I said on the podcast the other day, I don't know that I'm
gay, but
I will say confidently that I have sex with women, but I fall in love with men.
So, I would very much.
You're emotionally gay.
I'm emotionally gay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, yeah, but I have nothing against the gay community at all.
Nothing against, I support and like the gays.
But I am not gay.
I'm not gay.
I do, but I'm not gay, but I am a Democrat, so I don't know.
Because they're mostly gay.
Democrats?
Yeah.
What do you think the percentage of Democrats that are gay?
I thought 100%.
All of them?
Like somebody, somebody.
Bobby's a dem.
What?
Bob's a dem.
Yeah, but Bob's gay.
He told me he's gay.
Like somebody the other day, somebody the other day was walking and he's like,
oh, and they
said the F word.
They're like, you fucking Fs.
And I was like, oh, I thought I was like, I thought it was like a Democratic
rally or
something like that.
Right, right, right.
I was like, oh, those guys vote for Joe Biden, which is fine.
That's fine.
Who are you going to vote for?
Huh?
Who are you going to vote for?
In the November election?
Yeah.
D-O-N-A-L-D-T-R-U-M-P.
No, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump,
Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald
Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump.
See?
Holy shit.
I feel like nobody does that though.
Clip it!
Yeah.
I feel like nobody does that though.
Clip it!