Name: Bobby Lee Talks About His Sexual Role Playing | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Talks About His Sexual Role Playing | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-27. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
We do role-playing.
Oh, you do? What role-play?
Actually, I'll say it, and then I'll see if it's okay to say it.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll see if it's okay.
Hold on.
We do camp stuff.
Like you're camping?
No, like we're at a summer camp.
Like she's a counselor and you're a student?
No shit.
Dope.
What is her name? Does she have a counselor name?
No, I just call her Counselor Kalilah.
You're like, Counselor Kalilah.
Yeah, yeah.
And she's like, yes, little boy.
How old are you in this fantasy?
Are you Jewish? Do you put on a yarmulke?
Is it Jewish summer camp?
But I have asthma like Jewish people do.
I have psoriasis like a Jew.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No dairy. Go ahead.
So I, yeah, I'm a kid.
You're a little boy, and what happened?
Did you be bad?
Were you bad by the lake?
Look at her.
Is it uncomfortable?
No, it's fine.
Do you want her out?
She can get out of the room while you tell this nasty story.
It's not nasty.
Well.
It's beautiful.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I'll go like.
Did you get in trouble by the lake?
What did you do?
Huh?
What did you do, bad boy?
She's like, come here, Tammy.
She'll give me a name.
Tammy?
Yeah, yeah.
I go, what did I do wrong?
I'll do it with boys.
Yeah.
We're like, you know.
Yeah.
And she's like, you know, I told you to put away the equipment, and you didn't
put away
the equipment.
Right.
You left the balls out.
I know, but I know I was playing with Johnny and the boys.
Or whatever.
Mm-hmm.
And then she'll go like, yeah, but when I say something, so take your pants off.
You need a spanking.
Okay.
I'll go, okay.
And I'll slowly write.
Meanwhile, like, when she sees the underwear, it's just, already, right?
The heart is a rock.
But I like it, right?
Yeah.
Do you have on little boy's underwear for the fantasy?
Of course.
I only have a tighty-whities.
One pair.
One pair.
There's a brown streak, and it's only wet in the tip.
It's a tip.
There's a tip there.
It's wet, yeah.
I want to smile.
And then she'll go, lay on your back.
I'm going to give you a spanking, right?
And I'll go, I'll lay on my back, but how can you spank me if I'm on my back?
Right?
Right.
She goes, you're clever, Timmy.
And she goes, you know your magic stick?
I go, you mean my pee-pee?
Your magic stick.
And I go, my pee-pee.
Right?
Yeah, take out your pee-pee.
What are you going to do?
I'm scared.
I always say that.
You're scared?
I'm scared.
Right?
Yeah.
And then she, you know what I mean?
Let me kiss it like a lollipop.
I'm already coming.
Sure.
I mean, the juices are just like, you know what I mean?
It's like bubbling.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like little fucking cum bubbles.
That's hot.
Right, right.
That is hot.
That's fucking hot.
But then it's like, you know what I mean?
But then it turns into, well, I'm Timmy and she's on top of me, right?
She'll go, she'll switch it up, which is I don't like.
She's like, I'm Mark now.
No, something like that.
She'll go like, you know, do you like it, Mark or Frank?
So I have to play a different character.
Oh, she wants you to switch me.
Wow.
Right, right.
So like she's now fucked everyone at the camp.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like she's like a serial.
She's like, run a train on me.
But now it turns into like very aggressive.
Right.
Right.
Where like I've already, now I'm Mark and I've already heard the rumors, right?
Right.
So you know what she's been up to.
So I knew all the things and I don't want to because maybe I'm gay or whatever.
Right.
So it turns into me trying to get.
Not maybe.
Yeah.
What?
Not maybe.
Yeah.
No, we are.
Does she choke you?
Does she ever choke you?
Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm so sorry.
I was a little upset with you.
I was a little hypocritical of your fantasy when you were Timmy and all that
and Andrew.
That's why Andrew and I were looking at each other because the fantasy, even
though he
was just talking so much shit about us, his fantasy, I was presuming, was he
was acting
like he was white.
Yeah.
Because Timmy Frank, until he said, I'm scared, then I knew he was Chinese in
the fantasy.
No, no, no, no.
You got it wrong.
What?
I am white.
In the fantasy?
In the fantasy, I'm white.
Right?
Right?
And what is she?
Is she white in the fantasy too?
She's Colombian.
Is that white?
Oh, yeah.
No, it's not.
No, Colombians are Latina.
Latina.
Latina.
Despacito.
Joe Biden.
She has like a mustache, a little mustache.
Okay.
Yeah.
And-
I love Harry.
She's a guy.
You know that in the scene.
Yes.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I did it.
I did it.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
No, she's a girl.
And no, and then like I scared-
Don't-
Oh, bro.
He just-
When I say I scared, right, it's like, you know, not Asian.
It's just a kid playing around, you know what I mean, with his accent a little
bit.
Oh, okay.
Right?
So it's like, that's what it is.
So it is a white kid.
Do you have fantasies of being a little white boy?
Like often?
I've had fantasies like that, yeah.
Do you ever fantasize of being not white?
Me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
Of course.
I call those nightmares.
Exactly, dude.