Name: Andres' Tik Tok Doppelganger Dance Off | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-10-26T00:00:06.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andres' Tik Tok Doppelganger Dance Off | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-26. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Andres is our, um, our lover boy, our fancy bee.
Andres, say hi.
Hello.
Sweetheart.
Oh.
Two monumental things happened with Andres.
What?
When I was sicky sick sick, someone sent me a clip clip of a guy on TikTok and
they said
it looks exactly like Andres, okay?
Okay.
You, you tell me, and Rudy, you chime in if you think this, this guy, okay,
look at this
guy, tell me if he looks like Andres, our fancy bee.
Ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
He's got some moves, dude.
Can you push pause for a second?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't, I'm impressed by Andres.
Look at that.
How is that not Andres?
I don't want to be mean.
I don't want to be mean.
I do.
I know I'm going to be.
Okay.
Um, I believe that, you know, all human beings fall into a certain prototype.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
And it's what you do with that prototype is what defines you.
How you work with what you've got.
Yeah, exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
So this young man, right, had the same fucked up prototype as Andres.
So they have the same missing chromosome or added chromosome?
Whatever it might be, right?
Mm-hmm.
Right?
You know, the little bald spot, right?
But this young man decided not to wear shirts, button-up shirts with postcards
on it.
What's wrong with that?
I know.
I'm just saying, right?
This young man, right, does that thing called sit-ups.
This man, right?
You think he's in better shape than Andres?
Oh, yeah.
He took dance classes, right?
Mm-hmm.
He tried to improve, right, his situation.
Okay.
Right?
Andres, right, took the prototype that he was given by the Lord himself, right,
and fucked
it up a bit.
Why?
What?
Well, I think he did a great job.
Andres?
He's a good-looking, sweet-talking, smart boy.
He's a nice guy.
Yeah.
Can I eat this?
No.
No.
That's my fucking cake.
I'm going to eat it.
I haven't eaten all day.
Can't have food around you.
Yeah.
I don't like icing, as everyone knows that, so I'm just going to eat the breading
part.
The cake, the breading part, the cake part.
Yeah.
It's cake underneath there, breading.
All right, well, that was a guy that looked like Andres.
Thanks.
I love when I do that.
Wait, let me show you something.
What?
Let me show you this.
We made Andres do a dance video himself to prove to you he looks like that guy.
Okay?
Yeah, now when you say...
And get ready for his dance skills.
I mean, look, you can see these guys side by side.
Let's side by side, and let's play if I can...
You know what, dude?
Let me say something.
Now, when I see it side by side...
Yeah.
Andres is skinnier than him.
Yes, he is, dude.
You were going at him for no reason.
Andres is an in-shape fit.
Andres, come in the room for a second.
And he dresses well.
Look at how nice Andres dresses versus...
Yeah, Andres, come in the...
Yeah.
This guy in the Rockets jersey looks like a dude...
Andres, come in the room for a second.
Come in.
All right, let's play both these.
Let's play Andres' first, and then we'll play him at the same time.
Here's Andres dancing.
Look.
Skills.
You please come in the room.
Look at those.
Uh.
Look at that.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Stand right there.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
I apologize.
I attacked you, right?
For no reason at all.
Not comparing the two videos, right?
Couldn't do it without his mouth full, by the way.
Couldn't wait until he was done eating to apologize genuinely.
Now that I see him back and forth, I attacked you for no reason.
I can't help that you grew up in a different faraway land, right?
Not that far.
Not that far away.
Different cultural experience.
He's from Mexico City.
He's from Spain.
Same thing.
Okay.
Five hours away.
Okay.
Closer than Korea.
All right.
Oh, burn.
It's closer than Korea.
Okay.
Andres for the win.
I said, come in here to give you a real...
I said, come in here.
I was going to give you a real apologies.
Oh, be nice then.
Be nice.
Come on.
That's crazy talk.
Be nice, Bob.
Don't be like that.
Be nice.
All right.
I enjoy you.
I really...
You do work really hard for the company.
And I really like...
You also do some work for us for Tiger Belly.
A lot of work.
And I really fucking appreciate it, man.
I love you.
I love you, Andres.
Let's play these side by side.
Let's see what they look like just to prove that these two gentlemen...
I don't know how to play.
I'm just going to play play.
Let's see if it works.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Hold on.
God, it's so annoying we can't play music.
Thanks, YouTube, for fucking being the most annoying thing.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's play these side by side.
Okay?
And, Bob, let's see...
Let's see how...
Let's see...
Genuinely...
Let's let Rudy Jules judge.
Rudy, who is a better dancer of these two gentlemen?
Okay?
Ready?
Here we go.
Bob.
Bob.
I don't know.
What do you think, Rude?
Andres is more...
Andres is cooler.
Andres is cooler.
There you are.
That settles it, Bob.
Rudy is the judge.
Let's give it up one time for Andres.