Name: The Ouija Board Speaks To Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-10-29T16:00:04.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Ouija Board Speaks To Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-29. Transcript available.

We're bad friends!
How about this, would you like to, look, since it's Halloween, listen, since it's
Halloween,
I can't eat anymore.
I believe in ghouls and ghosts and goblins, and I believe in the afterlife,
very much.
I believe your spirit can sometimes stick around.
Your father passed away, okay?
Rest in peace, Papa Lee, right?
I brought something, in case you feel the need or inclination.
Have you ever talked to your dad?
If you brought my dad's ashes.
Have you ever spoken to your father?
I have.
You have?
Yeah.
I'm thinking we could contact him.
I brought a Ouija board.
No, no, no, I can't do it.
Please?
No, I'm not doing a Ouija board.
Let's contact your dad.
Please.
Please.
No, no, wait, stop, stop, stop.
I'll be real, dude.
Put your hand, it's just one hand.
No, hold on.
It's one hand.
Do it.
No?
Let's do it.
You want to get haunted at night?
It is real, I know, and we're going to respect it.
We're not.
We have every idea.
So am I.
I know it's real.
So?
You just have to say goodbye.
You just have to say goodbye, and it closes the door.
You start on Ouija.
Here's the rules.
Put your headphones on, put your mic back.
Here's the rules.
You start on Ouija.
Oh, that's not good.
Blown out a candle to begin is a bad omen.
Oh, boy, is that not good.
Now you're, now that's actually scary to me.
It's sizzling in my ear.
I know, but that's what it's supposed to do.
It's a crickle crackle candle.
Put on your headphones and get your microphone near your mouth.
Okay?
The proper way to do this is for you put a hand.
You put a hand and I put a hand.
Okay?
All right, here we go.
Bob, hold on.
Listen.
Listen to me.
We're going to contact your pops.
Okay?
What's his name again?
Robert.
Robert E. Lee.
Yeah.
Bob Lee.
We have to say goodbye at the end, otherwise his spirit will still remain.
Okay.
All right?
Now put your two hands on.
Two hands.
Okay.
Now calmly and slowly, the bravest amongst us asks the first question.
Okay.
So go ahead.
Dad, are you in heaven?
I'm not touching.
I am not moving.
Look.
Yeah, you are.
No, I'm not.
You have to be.
No, I'm not.
I promise.
Why is it moving?
What is it?
What is it?
T?
T?
Yeah.
What does that say?
I can't read.
I can't see it.
What does it say?
TG?
TG.
I don't know what it is.
What's TG?
He's at TGI Fridays.
He loved TGI Fridays.
Are you being serious?
Yeah, he loved TGI Fridays.
That's his favorite fucking restaurant.
Well, let's ask him another question.
Obviously, he's having fun.
This is fun.
See?
There's a TGI Friday in heaven.
Oh, wow.
Let's ask.
Okay.
I want to ask him a question about you.
Do you miss Bobby?
Do you miss Bobby?
Lightly.
Lightly.
Lightly.
Put your finger.
No, don't lean your weight on it.
It should be like this.
I'm not.
You're pulling it.
I'm not.
I swear to God, I'm not.
I'm not pulling it.
Look.
Lightly.
Pulling it.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
You're so strong.
I'm not.
I did not pull it.
Because I tried to pull it.
It wouldn't pull my way.
I'm not pulling it.
Come here.
You have to go.
You have strong fingers.
I am not pulling it.
You have strong fingers.
Do you miss Bobby?
Bob Lee?
I'm not.
You have to be pulling.
I'm not.
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
I'm not.
You're pulling it, pushing it my way.
No, I'm not.
What's that?
It says U.
The letter U.
Does he miss you?
No, so what was the question?
Does he miss you?
Okay, let's get the other letters.
All right.
What is that?
M.
U-M?
Oh, I know what it is.
What's U-M?
So ask me if I'm the dad.
Ask me.
Mr. Lee, do you miss Bobby?
Oh.
So he doesn't.
Okay.
No, he's thinking about it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, he doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Or you at the University of Montana.
Is there a University of Montana?
Of course there is.
Don't be real.
Home of the Buff Bluffs.
Yeah.
The Buff Bluffs are up there.
The Buff Bluffs are up there.
So maybe that has something to do with it.
Because my dad lived in Montana for a bit.
What?
U-M.
Bobby, Mr. Lee, tell us, what's the one thing that you would ask Bobby now
about what's going
on in his life?
What do you want to know about Bobby?
What do you...
Yeah.
What do you want to know about me, Dad?
Yeah.
Wee-G.
Oh, my God.
What is that?
G.
You have to recenter it.
Go back to the Wee-G and recenter it.
Put your fingers on it lightly.
Why are you pulling?
I'm not.
Oh, my God.
A.
G-A.
Why?
Gay.
You are pulling it with your fucking straw.
Say goodbye.
Say goodbye.
Say goodbye.
Goodbye, Dad.
Bye, Dad.
Oh, my God.
That thing is so dumb.
Oof.
Yeah.