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We're bad friends.
Today, yeah, is Rudy's birthday.
Rudy's birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Rudy.
Happy birthday to you.
Thank you.
How old are you?
19.
Oh, Andre.
No, we did it.
Oh, man.
All right, so hold on.
I don't know.
Do you guys make wishes in the Philippines?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you blow out your candles and do the same thing in the Philippines?
All right, so I don't know.
I don't know what they do over there.
I don't know if they hit a squirrel for good luck.
I don't know if you...
All right, so close your eyes and make a nice wish that you really, really mean.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, we're going to look the other way because we don't want to jinx it.
Go ahead.
But wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, one second.
Before you make a...
Before you do, if you don't blow out all the candles in one try...
I can't.
I can't do that.
I'm telling you right now.
The wish doesn't come through.
Yeah, no, George will die.
Oh, don't blow them all out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
George will die.
If you can't blow them out in one swift, then George dies and you don't get
your wish.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
What if that's her wish?
That could be her wish.
Whoa.
That's heavy.
All right, all right, all right, dude.
That's heavy shit.
So either way, I guess it's a win-win.
Yeah, so ready?
Okay.
Oh, damn it.
What did you wish for?
What did you wish for?
Anime.
Don't tell us!
That ruined...
You can't tell...
You asked me!
Yes, but that's...
Yeah, but you never tell us the rule.
That's the rule.
Yeah.
It wasn't the right wish, so it's fine.
All right.
All right.
That's very clever.
Okay, what was the fake wish, then?
For anime stuff?
Yeah.
Well, Tito, Andrew...
And Bobby.
No, just me.
I got you a gift.
And Bobby.
Here.
No, Bobby had literally nothing to do with this, and you know it, and you know
it, and you know it.
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
Bobby had nothing to do with it, and you know it.
Thank you, Tito.
Well, who's on the cover of the package?
Show your camera.
Who's on the cover?
Rude?
Hunter, Hunter.
Hunter, Hunter.
You still like them, right?
I sound like an uncle.
You still like those guys, right?
If the bow is too tight, we can scissors it.
We can just cut that.
Oh, there it is.
All right.
So, what's inside the bag?
I'm excited.
What is it?
What do we got?
A few gifts.
A few gifts.
Start off with...
Hunter, Hunter.
Face mask.
Wow, that's cool.
Very cool.
Very cool.
Very cool.
And Hisoka's on there.
And then, what is that?
Are they nunchucks?
It's funny.
She never knows how to get close to the mic, but she'll hit it with all the
stuff to make
it louder.
It's insane.
What is this?
Bobby guessed nunchucks, which is a good guess.
Yeah, chopsticks.
It could be an even better guess.
Oh, a scroll.
A scroll.
Oh, that's cool.
Show the camera so they can...
A Hunter, Hunter.
Hunter, Hunter.
It's like a...
I don't know.
What do you call that?
A little banner?
I figured you could hang it up right there.
We could hang it up at your desk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe over George's face.
And then, last but not least, I got you two...
Oh, thank you, Disho.
Stop me.
So, wait...
No, you know!
Wait, so...
I got it.
So, there's two of those.
The red-headed one looks like me, and then who's the other guy?
Do you know...
These guys are from the volleyball show.
What's it called?
Yeah, Haikyuu.
Haikyuu.
Haikyuu, yeah.
Haikyuu.
I know.
I knew that when I ordered it.
You did.
It's Haikyuu.
Did you order it, or did you go to Tokyo Town today?
I ordered it online.
I went to Tokyo Town today.
It's unbelievable.
I went to Little Tokyo today, and I was...
Me and my wife were so excited to get you gifts today, and the anime store was
so fun.
Andrew.
Bob.
It is so annoying that I ordered that shit three weeks ago online, and then you're
fucking claiming it.
Shout out to the anime store downtown.
How cool is that?
Jules, you know that he did not go to fucking Japan Town today.
I think he did.
Yeah, I definitely did.
I went to Tokyo.
I went to Little Tokyo today.
It's fucking unbelievable, you.
And by the way, I forgot how good the food is down there.
What'd you get down there?
What do you think I got down there?
Ramen.
Sush!
Oh, sush?
Sush and rum!
Did you go to what?
Hamas?
No, hamas good, though.
They were closed.
Oh.
Pandy.
The pandemic.
The doors were closed.
It was?
I don't understand what...
Like, half of the restaurants were open, and half weren't open.
Yeah.
Really kind of broke my heart.
Yeah.
But anyway, so what are the names of those two guys?
Because I don't even know.
This is Kageyama.
Tell her to...
And this is Hinata.
You just...
Listen.
Honestly, you're 19 now.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, right?
I think that, you know, when you were 18, I thought, you know, I'm not going to
really
be so hard on her.
Yeah.
In terms of just doing simple things.
Right.
Like talking to a mic.
Right, right, right.
It seems simple.
But I think 19 is enough.
I think that's a cutoff.
So, see?
Listen.
Okay?
Yeah.
Look at my finger.
Okay.
Your mouth should be in this distance.
Yeah.
Right on it.
Right on it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So, tell us who it is.
Yeah.
This one is Kageyama.
Kageyama.
He's the setter for the volleyball.
Is he your favorite?
Who's your favorite?
This one.
Oh, the one that looks like me.
Kageyama.
Let me pull up Kageyama again.
Wait, there's a little stand for him.
It sits upright in the little thing.
You don't have to do it right now, but you see how there's a plastic thing.
And then, so that's Kageyama, and who's the other man?
Hinata.
Hinata.
And what is he on the team?
He's the middle blocker.
Oh, that's what I was.
Yeah.
So, that looks like me and Andrew.
Yeah.
In the show, the Asian one, the one with the dark hair.
They're all Asian.
The redheaded one is Asian, too.
I've got way more flavor than you know, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really?
I ran my 21 and me, or whatever it is, 48 and me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
89 and me, 69 and me.
Yeah.
Guess what?
What?
16% Irish.
I'm barely Irish.
I thought I was a lot.
12% Nigerian.
6% Korean.
48% Moldovian.
I'm Korean, dude.
You're not Korean, man.
I am.
I'll show you the 86 and me.
No.
I'll prove it.
Like, a Korean person's penis isn't translucent.
It's the same size as a Korean person's penis.
I know, but yours is like those...
It's a jellyfish.
It's glow.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
You can see right through it.
Some people like it, because then you can see what's going on inside of it.
No, I don't need to know.
I don't need to be in science class when I'm talking to your dick.
You know what I mean?
I want all that stuff sheathed.
Yeah, you want a sheathed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it.
So, happy birthday, Rude.
Thank you, Dito and Joe.
I love it.
Yes, well, I'm happy that you like...
I'm glad you did that.
You know what I said to the girl there?
What?
This is actually annoying.
I asked the guy.
I said, hey, I'm looking...
I said, for my niece.
I said, I'm looking for my niece for a gift.
She loves Hunter Hunter.
And she loves Hisoka.
And the guy there goes, oh, I don't think we have any Hisoka stuff left.
And then the girl says, oh, your niece loves Hisoka?
Yeah.
And then she shows me those things.
Then she goes, does she like...
What's the volleyball show?
Haikyuu.
Does she like Haikyuu?
I go, you bet she does.
No idea.
Was praying.
I was like, please like Haikyuu.
And then she said, which of the five figures, the five main people do you like?
Or six main people do you like?
Yeah.
And I picked the redhead because of me and the other one because he looks a
little bit like you.
Right.
And the girl goes, oh, those are very popular characters.
So we picked her.
The other guys aren't as popular, right?
Huh?
Yeah, but I still love them.
You like them anyway.
Yeah, but who's your...
Honestly, is your favorite one in there or no?
He's my favorite.
That guy is.
The redheaded one?
Yeah.
That's fucking crazy.
It's amazing.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.