Name: How Well Does Santino Know Star Trek? | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Well Does Santino Know Star Trek? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-24. Transcript available.

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It's like, um, the Borg.
What's the Borg?
You don't know what the Borg is?
The movie The Borg?
No, there's no Borg.
You mean the tennis player? Is that what you're thinking of?
Bjorn Borg?
Bjorn Borg.
Isn't he having a movie about him?
The Borg is a race of aliens.
What, where is this at?
It's the Star Trek universe.
Oh, I don't, uh...
I know you don't.
I don't do it.
Yeah, exactly.
Now, Star Trek is...
Star Trek is Zulu.
Spock and Zulu.
No, I don't know Zulu who Zulu is.
Zulu? Wasn't Zulu?
Oh, Zulu.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's an S?
Yeah.
What guy was Zulu?
The Japanese... the Nip.
The Asian guy was Zulu.
Yes.
Is Zulu a Japanese name?
Well, I guess in the future...
In space.
In space it is.
I just assumed they wouldn't make it.
Yeah.
Name away.
In the original Star Trek characters, can you name them for me?
Spock.
Bingo.
Zulu.
Uh-huh.
Mike.
There's no Mike.
There's no Mike.
There's no Mike.
It's not Mike?
No, no, no.
Spock.
Zulu.
What's the doctor's name?
Scotty.
Very good.
And what did he do on the ship?
He beamed everybody up.
Engineer.
Same thing.
Exactly.
And then...
Uh-huh.
There was a woman...
Yeah?
...named...
Carla?
No.
Give me a hint.
Uhura.
Aurora?
Yeah, Uhura.
Is that her name?
Uhura?
Uhura?
Uhura.
These dorks would know.
They would know.
So anyway, Borg from Star Trek.
James McCoy.
James...
Bones.
Bones?
Yeah.
That's a great name.
It's great.
So anyway, but after this...
What?
And Kirk.
Yeah, James Kirk.
Captain Kirk.
Captain James T. Kirk.
James T. Kirk?
Yeah.
What's the T for?
Um...
Oh, what is it?
James...
What is it?
Thomas Kirk, maybe.
Anyway, after the Star Trek...
Yeah.
Right?
The first group.
Yeah.
There was another show that came along called Star Trek The Next Generation.
I've seen that one.
Okay, so name me the characters.
There's a black guy in that one.
Name me the characters.
There's one black guy in that one.
Name me the characters.
Well, the black guy's name is Jamal.
Close.
What is it?
Jordy.
Jordy.
Yeah.
His name is Jamal.
Jordy's short for Jamal.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Jordy LaForge.
Yes, Jamal LaForge.
He was the engineer.
He was an engineer.
Right.
What else?
And there's a black woman, and there's an Asian guy.
There was no black woman.
Yeah, there was a black woman.
Well, yeah, there was.
Whoopi Goldberg played...
Yeah, but she was like reoccurring on the show.
So what?
That works.
Fine.
What's her name?
Guinan.
Huh?
Her name was Guinan.
Guinan?
Yeah.
That's a terrible name.
I know it is.
I've never really paid attention to these nerd shows.
They're not nerd shows.
What are you fucking saying shit like that for?
How is that not a nerd show?
It's just a TV show that happens to be in space.
About nerd shit.
It's not about nerd shit.
It's about, what, science is nerdy?
Kepin.
Kepin.
We must progress, unless the Borg will then take us over.
Anyway, there was a group...
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Dork shit.
All right.
There was a group...
Anyway.
There was an alien race in it called the Borg.
And were they evil?
They were bad.
Okay.
And what they do is they would assimilate cultures.
Oh.
Right?
So they would see a culture and they would just destroy them, capture them, and
then
make them the way they look, you know what I mean?
And act the way they do.
And they become a part of a collective.
They don't have their own identity, right?
They have one thought.
They're all connected.
But they steal people's identity.
Well, they take people's individuality.
Individuality?
Individuality.
What'd I say?
Individuality.
I know.
That's what I said.
Yeah.
Let me say it again.
Yeah.
Individuality.
Perfect.
Exactly.
They would steal their individuality.
And what would happen is they would just assimilate and they would all just be
one thing.
So when the good news happened, right, I felt like there was some assimilation
going on
and that we would have more of these things on planet Earth.
But I thought he did mix it with gook blood.
So, you know what I mean?
Maybe something other, something magical would happen.
So, but here's the deal.
Yeah.
Let the fans know, George's wife is pregnant.
Let the fans know, George's wife is pregnant.