Name: The Boys Try Balut For Thanksgiving! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-11-26T17:00:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Boys Try Balut For Thanksgiving! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-26. Transcript available.

We're mom friends.
It's a Filipino tradition.
It's a Filipino food.
If it's Balut, I'm walking out.
Is it Balut?
Yeah.
Let's try.
You have to try.
We have to try.
No way.
You have to try.
We have to try.
Let's try.
I'm gagging right now.
I never had it.
I won't do it.
Can we open it?
No, you, no.
I'll open it.
No.
Will you look?
Honestly?
Yeah, don't be a, you know what, dude?
You can't just try.
You know what, you're a fucking, you're a white piece of shit.
You're fucking, you look down on other cultures.
This is my holiday.
You look down on other people's culture, dude, and just, and stop being like
that, dude.
No, this, that's what this whole thing is about.
Yeah.
So give me the Balut.
I'm not.
Bring it here.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't eat, don't do it.
Don't be a fucking dick, dude.
I'm going to throw up.
You're going to eat it.
All right, you're going to watch me throw up.
That's fine.
We can, we'll watch you throw up then.
No, I'm not going to, I'm not going to eat it, but I.
That's so fucking rude.
It's my people, dude.
Okay, bring the Balut.
I'm not going to eat it.
Yeah.
Nope.
Oh my God.
All right, so, now, honestly, where do you get the Balut?
Put it there.
I'm not going to touch it.
You don't get this at Vons.
Where do you get this at?
Where did you get it?
Vons.
I ordered it.
The Vons in the Philippines.
Oh, so you just break this open?
Get him over a napkin.
Oh yeah, give me a napkin because I've never had this before.
Don't be, don't be a dick, dude.
No, no, no.
I'm not being a dick.
I'm going to take my jacket off because I'm sweating for some reason.
Oh God.
I'm scared.
I've never been out here before.
All right, so people, for people that remember, Balut is a Filipino.
We talked about it last.
We talked about it, yeah, yeah.
Give me the napkin, all right?
So you just crack open the top?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, so let me put this back on.
Let me crack open the top.
Oh, don't.
Oh my God.
It's so hard, it won't crack.
It won't crack.
You can do it on the...
Crush it like this?
Slowly.
Oh my God.
Oh, fuck, this fucking cracked.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay.
Do it in the middle.
Yeah, you have to drink the juice immediately.
Okay, first, I'll just tell you what it is.
This is like, um, the movie Aliens.
Do you remember the movie Aliens?
First of all, smell it.
Smell it.
Smell it.
Bro.
Bro.
Give me the garbage can.
I'm going to throw up.
Honestly.
Honestly.
Oh my God.
Honestly.
Honestly.
I'm going to throw up.
Honestly.
And I had good ramen.
I had ramen that I liked for dinner.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
All right.
All right.
All right.
So, so.
There's juice all over the place.
There's blue juice.
Just try the juice.
I'm going to throw up.
All right.
I'm going to throw up.
Oh my God.
Oh, I got to get out of here.
I have to get out of here.
I'm going to throw up.
Honestly.
That's so fucking gross.
All right.
So.
Fuck.
All right.
So.
I'm going to throw up.
What is this part?
I can't see.
Oh God.
What is that part?
That's the, I think, foot?
That's the foot.
Oh, the foot.
Oh my God.
That's the foot.
Let's try this yellow.
What is the yellow though?
I have to know the body part.
I don't want to look at it.
It's fucking asshole.
I think it's the.
It's the yolk part?
Yeah.
All right.
How about this, Andrew?
This is my nightmare.
I know.
I'll eat a little bit of this.
You eat a little.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I almost threw up now.
I don't care.
I'm going to try.
I'm going to throw up.
Oh God.
It's good.
Oh God.
It's so fucking gross.
Oh God.
Get that the fuck out of here.
Get it out.
No.
Now try it.
No.
I'll get it out.
Let's open the whole thing though.
Fucking throw up.
I don't think there's any duck there.
I'm going to throw up.
Oh, look at this part.
Oh my God.
I'm going to throw up.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, there's no face.
Where's the face at?
Oh my God.
Where did you get this?
This is Ed Vons?
Oh, is that the face?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
You should be ashamed.
This is what I get for joking about Thanksgiving earlier.
Because I have fucking, just fucking duck juice on my fucking.
Drench this table, George.
It's so not good.
In, in, in.
Oh my God.
In bleach.
Yeah.
Where's the salad?
You have sauce?
Yeah.
You forgot?
All right.
My God.
Is this the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life?
I know.
I mean, I'm not even kidding.
No, get it away.
Get it away.
Fucking eat it.
Dude.
George, get this the fuck away.
It's not COVID.
I got to get out of the room.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
Oh my God.
Please.
Are you going to eat this?
Can you eat that?
No, you're not going to eat that.
No, she'll eat that one.
Don't eat that.
There's the new one.
Don't eat it.
Here, here's the trash can.
Oh my God.
I'll be right back.
If you had a ranch, are you being real?