Name: Bobby Lee Is Mad At Star Wars | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Is Mad At Star Wars | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-01. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Right.
If I'm watching movies at home, boy.
Have you ever left a movie?
About a hundred times.
Where you just stood up.
Star Wars.
Which one?
The second one?
The second or third.
Which one was the one that came out and...
It came out here.
We'll ask one of the resident dorks down below.
It's the one that I almost walked out.
I think it's the same one.
Two thousand...
It's the one where Princess Leia flies in space?
Yeah, whatever that was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gone.
Once she did that,
and she did the Mary Poppins flying through the space...
Get out of here.
I stood up.
I left.
And I was making a decision.
I said, I don't know.
That's ridiculous.
So annoying.
That's not a force.
No.
Right?
I'm going to go.
And then I was with people.
Just leave them.
I go, you want to go?
And they're like, nah.
All right.
You stayed.
I stayed.
You're a good friend.
It just got worse and worse.
And then there was a part in there where...
Which one was that, you guys?
They went to the casino when they went to the...
You know what I mean?
Where they had the fat, chubby Asian chick.
Yeah.
Which...
She's a great actress, by the way.
And she got roasted online.
Yeah.
Right?
Well, you didn't help just now.
I know it.
She's a very talented actress.
Sure.
She looks like me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She looks like me, but with a vagina.
You're mad because she stole the role.
That could have been for you.
No way.
When they say steal the role, are they referring to your body type as well?
All right.
Go ahead.
Okay.
That's rude.
It's real.
And you're being mean.
And that's mean, but fun.
And you're the one.
I'm not.
You are.
That's gross.
Which Star Wars is it?
It's the second one.
It was called Return of the Jedi.
Is it Return?
No.
Which one is it, Andres?
Yeah.
Last Jedi.
Last Jedi.
The Last Jedi.
Yeah.
And it was the last time I watched one.
You didn't see that in follow-up?
No.
I wanted to see the follow-up of it just to see what...
Because J.G. Abrams was in the helm again.
Right.
He directed it.
Yeah.
So he's like, I got to fix it.
Yeah.
So I was just wondering, could he?
Could he fix it?
Right?
But you know what threw me off in the third one?
When I saw the trailer for the third one coming out?
Yeah.
And at the end of the trailer, do you remember what you heard?
Someone laughing.
No.
The Emperor.
Oh.
Right?
And I'm like, he's alive.
He's alive.
Yeah.
They just gave that away.
The Emperor's alive.
The Emperor.
The one that got thrown in that shaft, in electricity.
Remember?
Was it electric?
Is that what it was?
Remember he was like zapping Luke?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was zapping Luke, right?
With his shit, right?
Yeah.
His wizard shit, right?
Zzzz.
Right?
He was like, no, no.
Whatever he was doing, Luke, right?
And then fucking Anakin or Darth Vader.
Not my son.
Right?
He picks up.
Right?
The Emperor throws him.
And the Emperor's flying.
Still with the electricity, right?
He's going, ah, right?
With the electricity.
He's like, ah, falling, right?
Ah.
This is how far between he falls.
Ah.
Times 10.
Times 10, right?
Yeah.
It probably hits the asphalt.
It implodes.
Yeah.
Right?
Explodes.
Then, whatever.
Whatever he does.
Then you hear, ah, ah, ah, ah.
In the fucking trailer.
He's alive.
He's alive?
He's fucking alive.
So, but I saw it anyway.
Yeah.