Name: Hunter X Hunter Table Read | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-12-10T01:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hunter X Hunter Table Read | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hunter X Hunter Table Read | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-10. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- Rudy, as we know, likes bad scripts.
She likes terrible stuff that have no depth,
no character development.
And so, in lieu of this, Rudy, this is her request.
She wants us to read a scene from Hunter x Hunter,
her favorite show.
And we'll let the fans decide
if this is quality material or not.
- Who am I gonna play?
- Which one am I?
- Andres?
- You're Kalua.
- I'm Kalua.
I'm Kalula.
- I'm Kalgo?
- Yes.
- You're Ikalgo.
Well, go ahead and tell us how to say the names.
You're the one that, you're the expert.
- Um, Kalua and Ikalgo.
- Ikalgo.
- Do I get it?
- I don't, this is my wig that they got for me.
Do you want to wear this?
- No, you can wear it.
- It's not gonna fit on your head.
Well, 'cause I need to look Asian.
You guys do look Asian.
I'm the only one in here that doesn't look Asian,
so I need to look like an Asian.
Okay.
Do I look Asian?
- No, no, no.
- That didn't work?
I don't look Asian?
- No, you look better.
- I look gooder.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I look more good.
Okay, I'm Kalua, and who's Rudy?
- Nothing.
- Rudy's not in this?
- No.
- I was gonna read.
- Oh, you're gonna be the narrator?
- Yes.
- Yeah, 'cause we can't hear Fancy B.
He's too tough to make out.
Okay, here we go.
This is a scene from "Hunter, Hunter," Rudy's favorite show.
Look at her smile.
Look at her.
See, we try to make her happy, too.
Okay, ready?
- Yeah.
- Go ahead, Rude.
- Previously on "Hunter, Hunter."
- These suction cups save me.
Anyway, aren't you an octopus?
- Oh, don't call me.
Don't call me an octopus.
- Intro sequence, "Hunter, Hunter."
- Go ahead.
- Strange bees and monsters, vast riches, hidden treasures,
evil hunts, uncharted frontiers, the mysterious unknown,
the people who are captivated by the magic
in those worlds are called Hunters.
A mob of assassins attacks Killua after he and Gon split up
to stop the selection.
One of them is Ikago, an octopus chimera ant.
- Aren't you an octopus?
- Don't call me octopus!
- He flies away.
- See ya!
- I need to find a new horse.
Oh, I can't charge my next shot.
I'll let the ortho siblings take care for me here.
- But out of nowhere, Killua jumps on him,
grabs his gun and attacks himself to a rock using the chimera arms.
- Yo, we meet again.
- So we do, long time, no sea, you know?
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure, go ahead.
- Why didn't you dive underwater to escape?
- You should have an advantage in the water.
Don't tell me you can't swim.
- Well...
- It's the blood, right?
When they smell blood, your bodies in the water go berserk and ask the injured,
no matter who it is.
With those wounds, if you went in there, you'd be turned to shreds, am I wrong?
- Oh, well, I suppose that won't wait, too.
- Andreas, you're the dragonfly, or dregonfly.
- Ikago, did you finish off the kid?
- No, he didn't change his voice.
- Jesus Christ, try to change your voice.
- Or anything.
Cut, do it again.
- Cut, lead him into it with your oh well line.
- Oh well, I suppose that's one way, too.
- Ikago, did you finish off the kid?
- Same voice.
- Same voice.
- Didn't make like a small attempt to change the voice.
- Not even a shift or anything?
- We're gonna do it one more time.
- One more time, bro.
- It's not even hard, Andreas.
- It's not hard at all.
Oh, well, I suppose that won't wait, too.
- Oh, Ikago, did you finish off the kid?
- Oh my God!
- He's got you fired.
- You're fired, dude.
- Right, no, wait, let's give George a shot.
- George, go ahead, try to be the dragonfly.
- Oh, well, I suppose that won't wait, too.
- Ikago, did you finish off the kid?
- Pretty good.
- You're hired.
- You're hired.
- No, we were still fighting.
- Who are you talking to?
- I screwed up!
- Wait, wait, do we change roles there?
- Yep.
- Yep, let me do it again.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- I'm not fighting.
- Who are you talking to?
- I screw up.
- Right.
You can, you all can communicate via telepathy.
Talking to your boss, it's that guy who is flying over me, right?
- Wait, now look here.
Oh, so...
- Hey, Ikago!
- He's Spanish.
- He's Spanish.
- He's Spanish.
- It's so funny.
He sounds more Hispanic than Andres does.
- You can say that.
What I might be doing is we're still fighting.
- A dragonfly creature flies into the forest.
- Jules, you're the creature, but you should do a different accent.
- Okay, ready?
A dragonfly creature enters the forest.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt you.
Let me know if you learn anything.
If he sees a dozen of dragonfly flying around inside a cave,
the enemy would go suspicious.
I won't be able to send my satellite.
Dragonfly inside!
- Very good, Jules.
- Back in the cave.
Let's make a deal then.
If you tell me about his power, I'll spare your life.
You have ten seconds to answer.
- Kilara throws the chimera arms in the water.
The sea creatures go crazy, devouring it.
- Eight seconds left.
- Ikago is puzzled.
- Six seconds.
- Ikago's mind wanders, dreaming.
- I wanted to do the border squid.
I wouldn't give anything to have been a true Russian brother.
Do similar.
If so, you're mistaken.
Octopi are ugly.
Squids are squitterific.
I think they look divine.
- Two seconds.
- I won't betray a body.
Ikago cuts his arm off and falls in slow motion.
- Yes, I could see that in your eyes.
I can only hope that in my next life, I'll be born a squid.
- Damn.
- With quick moves, Killua catches Ikago rescuing from a certain death.
- What?
What?
What?
- Because you're a cool guy.
In different circumstances, we could have been friends.
- Wow.
- I kind of want to watch the show now.
Are we close?
- Your voices are very different because Killua is an 11 year old.
- Oh.
- Oh.
What's Ikago?
- Ikago is an octopus.
He has like a squeaky voice.
- Why does he keep saying don't call me an octopus when he is one?
- Because he doesn't want to be an octopus.
- What does he want to be?
- A squid because all of his friends bully him.
- Oh, this is deep.
- Oh, I wish that's the context that we should have had.
- Yeah.
Well, if you read scripts, you'd know context.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Lesson is learned here.
That's pretty impressive though.
I got to be honest with you.
At first I thought that was going to be like a phooey and I really did like it.
Like at first I was like, this is stupid, but it's really good, huh?
- Yeah.
Thank you.