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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best M Night Shyamalan Movie? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-16. Transcript available.

Once is enough. I can't watch a show more. I know people that do that all the
time.
They're like, I'm re-watching The Office from the start. I'm like, I can't do
that.
Well, I've seen every disaster movie probably a thousand times.
Like, I've seen Volcano. Oh, yeah.
Probably 200 times. I've seen Deep Impact a thousand times.
What about Twister?
That's not, I'm not, I don't know.
It's a good movie, though. It's okay.
Really? Yeah, I think the graphics aren't as good, yeah.
Well, of the time. It was pretty good.
What was the worst, what's the worst movie that you've watched multiple times
and you don't know why?
The Core.
The Core? Yeah.
What is that?
I don't know what that is.
So, The Core is a, The Core is a disaster movie, right?
And so, you know, so when you think of disaster movies, you think, what, Meteor.
Right.
Right. Let's say Tsunami.
There was always some sort of tsunami.
The world ending.
The world ending, right, or some sort of thing, right?
So, they came out of, they came, they ran out of ideas, Hollywood, so they went,
what do we do, what do we do?
And so they, so this one is the core of the Earth, it just stopped spinning.
What?
Yeah.
Like the world ceases to spin.
No, just the core, you know, the molten, the metallic, you know what I mean?
It just stopped spinning.
And then?
And then gravity dissipates and then the solar winds come and destroy the Earth.
So, the only way they can, so the only way they can save, right, is to get to
the core of the Earth, right?
And get it to spin again.
What?
Yeah.
So, they create a ship to go into the middle, and they have great actors,
Hillary Swank.
What?
Aaron Eckhart.
When did this come out?
I don't know, 12 years ago, maybe.
Who else?
Wait, wait, wait.
Stanley Tucci.
Spoiler alert, spoiler alert.
Yeah.
How did they get it to spin?
What was their...
Duh.
You've got to go to the center of the Earth.
And run as fast as you can around it?
Then you release Hussein Bolt.
What is his name?
Saddam Hussein Bolt.
No, what's his name?
Hussein, what's his name?
Usain Bolt.
Yeah, Usain Bolt.
Yeah.
Have him run.
Yeah.
Right?
Right.
No, they put...
Michael Phelps.
No, they put little nuclear charges and detonate it.
So, it would create inertia to keep...
Yeah, to create inertia.
Right?
It didn't work.
It does.
That, what a bad...
This is such a bad movie.
I know, but it worked.
That's what I love about it.
Fancy, you laughed because you've seen this movie?
I have, yeah.
And did you like it?
It's a bad movie, but I enjoyed it.
Like, would you watch it again?
Like, Bobe has seen it more than once?
Yeah.
I know the director, too, so it's a...
He has a director.
What does he do now?
Industrial film for Southwest Airlines?
No, he's a Postmates driver.
No, he's a pretty cool guy.
What does he do now?
He does TV shows.
What kind?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which one?
He was doing The Borgias.
Oh, that's a really good show.
That's a good show.
Good luck getting cast in that now, guys.
Shut up.
You fucking...
Shut up, George.
You car sales.
Yeah, if we went to Prius a thousand years from now, then we'll come to you.
Yeah, we'll call you.
We'll give you a ring.
You fucking piece of shit.
Let's give a shout out right now to my pup cub.
I brought cubby to the universe because why?
I brought cubby because I got a FaceTime call from Kalilah and you three nights
ago.
Yeah.
And the argument that was going on inside of your house was what?
Go ahead.
What do you mean?
You had an argument that I don't love my dog.
No, no, no, no.
That's not what the argument was.
That's what she said.
I understand that.
But see, now I have to share my worldview when it comes to white people and
their dogs.
Okay, go ahead.
I don't want to share that because it's going to cause anger.
Between who?
Between me and the whites.
The whites don't like you.
We took a vote.
The whites, I've been down many white vaginas.
We like you.
Okay.
You can make fun of us.
Go ahead.
It's not making fun of me.
It's just something that I, you know.
You think whites aren't good with animals?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
You remember the fucking lady, Jane, whatever, lived in the jungles and lived
with the monkeys?
Jane Goodall, yeah.
Yeah, Jane Goodall.
Yeah, so I know they love him.
So what is it?
Yeah, but it's like, um.
We love him too much?
No, is, okay, do you ever want to see the movie Signs?
With the water?
What?
No.
M. Night Shyamalan's movie Signs.
Yeah, yeah, the water.
Wasn't it water that killed them?
Oh, yeah, aliens, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was like the worst fucking.
You can't just say water, right?
You can because everyone remembers that was the worst plot.
They were like, and all it is is water that hurts them.
It's like, what?
That's what fucking M. Night Shyamalan can swing away
right, the baseball bat thing?
Amazing movie.
It was so good.
One of the best movies.
Andres, help.
Fancy, help.
I really like this movie.
Yeah, I think the movie is amazing.
It was one of the worst movies he made.
Because you don't, no, it's not.
It's the one, it's the one, it's a sleeper.
It's the, were you going to say it's the one?
The Sixth Sense is, I think, the one.
No, I think that Signs is his best movie and then Sixth Sense is second.
You're fucking insane.
It's such a good fucking movie.
Bobby, you're doing this just to argue with me.
I swear to God.
I fucking love Signs.
You think that's better than The Sixth Sense?
100%.
The only thing that Sixth Sense had that was great.
Was the greatest plot twist.
Toni Collette.
Great actress.
You're so annoying.
You never saw this coming.
You never saw the plot twist coming.
Yeah, the surprise, but dude.
That's the whole thing.
But when my brother and I watch Signs, right?
I'm not kidding you, dude.
My brother and I held each other's hand, right?
At the end of the movie.
And we started shaking, right?
And we look, you know how you cry in a movie, right?
Sure.
You can't really see the tears until you lock eyes and the glare of the fucking
screen hits my fucking tears.
Yeah.
And I saw my brother's tears.
And we looked at each other.
And we started shaking.
And then we burst into laughter because it looked ridiculous that we were
crying at the same time.
And then we, my brother and I remember us walking down the street.
Yeah.
For like two hours going, is that the best movie we've ever seen?
So, yeah.
No way.
Yeah, because I'll tell you why I like the movie.
And this is, okay, it's.
Fancy, is Sixth Sense better than Signs?
Yes.
Yes, thank you.
I didn't think so.
But can I have my own opinion?
No.
Yes.
You know it's not.
I'll tell you why also I like it, all right?
Okay.
And this is the thing.
Like the movie, right?
It's like, because my brother, this is going to sound so dumb, and I want to
dive into this,
but I'm going to, right?
Please, please.
Just to defend myself, right?
Because my brother and I, right?
I don't even want to speak for my brother.
I want to speak for myself, all right?
That I believe in some weird thing, which is a higher power.
I believe in a higher power, too.
Because of my, but it's because of my 12 steps.
I know.
I'm not dumb.
I know.
But what I believe is, is that, this is what I believe, is that I believe that
everything
happens for a reason.
There are no coincidences, right?
And it's like, there have been too many things in my own personal life, and I'll
give you
an example, right?
If I can give you real deep examples of why I believe, right, that I'm taken
care of, you
know what I mean?
And I don't believe in Jesus.
I just believe that when I see a coincidence, I think that it's like something
that was meant
to be, right?
Sure.
So that's what the movie's about.
Yes.
Right?
So the switch for me, I didn't know that the little cups of water around the
fucking living
room that the little girl leaves around all the time, that, you know what I
mean, that
that was all meant to be to kill the aliens, right?
And the kid had asthma, right?
So that the poison doesn't go, what?
Spoiler!
Fuck you!
If you've ever seen Signs in, you can fuck yourself!
He's right.
That's true.
He's right.
No, no, no.
You're right.
If you haven't seen Signs by now, fucking jump off a roof.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Right?
So all those little things, when it happened at the end, yes, in retrospect, it's
cheesy.
Beyond!
All right.
But at the time, right, my brother and I went, oh, that's why the water, right?
And then, oh, he had asthma because, right?
And then, you know, and then the mom being clinged to the tree, the car hit the
mom.
It was insane.
And she was dying, right?
Yeah.
And she goes, swing away, Meryl.
Swing away!
And that's why she said it, and he grabbed the thing.
So all that stuff, at the time, when I was watching it, it hit me because I
related to
it.
It seems like they just inserted a bunch of stuff that, like, he got, you know
what it
seems like?
That Sixth Sense was such a banger.
It was such a banger.
And they were like, dude, you got your sophomore album's gotta be as good as
the freshman one.
Yeah.
And then he just, like, compiled a bunch of weird, dumb tropes.
Like, and the boy has asthma, and the aliens killed him.
It was like he was just, it was just-
It was the third movie, by the way.
Whatever.
It was just bad.
Unbreakable was great.
Unbreakable was good.
Okay.
Did you like The Village?
Loved The Village.
Okay.
Loved it.
We're on the outside.
Most people hated it.
Fancy B?
I like it a lot, too.
Those four.
Okay, because people hate The Village.
Did you see The Village?
No.
No, she's in the one.
Bye.