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We're bad friends.
Oh, I was just saying that since you guys are in this holiday spirit,
maybe it's time to do Secret Santa.
Ooh, Secret Santa.
I didn't bring a gift.
What do you mean?
What?
For Secret Santa, I had to put a...
We all brought a gift for Secret Santa.
What are you doing?
We agreed to do Secret Santa.
Didn't you bring a gift?
No one told me about...
George, you never told me about Secret Santa.
We picked the names last week.
What do you mean?
We picked names live on the air.
I have proof.
Did you get one?
Yeah.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
We just picked the names.
We just did it.
I never...
I hope I'm not Bobby's.
I never got a gift.
George.
Thank you, Andres.
I forgot what even name I got.
Andres, I got your gift.
Oh, awesome.
Come here.
This is for Andres.
What?
It's under here.
Where is it?
Let me see it.
This is yours.
So you got a gift from me?
I never saw you bring anything into the fucking car.
No, but I delivered it to George's house.
So that you won't see it.
Wait a minute.
Wait, are you lying?
I'm not.
No, we all got gifts.
Why didn't you...
Who's yours?
I don't even remember.
Bobby, who's yours?
I swear to God, I don't remember.
Bobby, who's yours?
I swear to God, I don't remember.
Well, I'm giving a gift to Andres.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And Rudy's got one for you.
Yeah.
And then George.
Yeah.
So who do you think yours is?
Yours.
And what did you get me?
Merry Christmas.
You didn't get me a secret Santa gift.
I forgot.
I just totally forgot.
I totally forgot.
I forgot.
And then you get a gift?
Yeah.
Before I open it, what is it?
Open it.
No.
Tell me what it is.
I know what it is.
Tell me what it is.
I don't want to say it.
You guys say it.
Tell me what it is.
Chicken hot pies.
Chicken pot pies?
Chicken hot pie.
Chicken pot pie.
Oh, you got it from Old Belly?
Yeah.
Congratulations.
That's really nice.
Cool.
You're so annoying.
Oh, my God.
You got really upset.
George, make sure the-
Are those frozen?
No.
No.
No, it's still frozen.
It's cold.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I forgot.
I forgot about-
If I would have remembered,
I would have got you something great.
We pulled the names literally like four days ago.
I don't know shit.
I don't know what's going on.
Who did you pull?
I think it was you.
You know it was me.
I don't remember.
But I think it was you.
George, you should have fucking-
reminded me.
No, that's not his fault.
We just pulled the names.
No, George, George.
You should remind me.
I didn't know you had an ad room.
If you had me, it would have been fine.
No, no, no.
Come in here for a second.
I'm sorry.
Just back up for a second.
Hold on.
Just take a word.
Come in here for a second.
Hey, Andres, where's the video?
Let me send it to you.
Just stay right there.
Send it to my email.
Okay.
You know, all right, that I'm forgetful about things, right?
Yeah.
You know.
You also knew, right?
That I would-
You also knew-
I'm not on trial.
I know, but you also knew that I wouldn't forget.
Well, there's a chance of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the reason why you didn't tell me, because you wanted the drama that, you
know what I mean,
of me-
I don't know who you have.
Who you have.
It doesn't matter.
You should just remind me, whoever your person is, you should get the gift.
You should have reminded me.
No one else needed a reminder?
I don't know what-
I don't know when my-
Dude, I just-
You have an iPad, and I have to remind you to get-
Yeah, because I know what Christmas is on the 25th.
I know that, right?
So my point is this, okay?
My point is this-
No, I'm being real, okay?
Okay.
My point is this, okay?
I don't know-
I forget about the little things that we do here.
First of all, I was so enraged by the trial.
Did we do-
Did we pull it before the trial?
Just after.
We right after-
Literally right after the trial.
But I was still in my emotional distress over the trial, right?
You were?
Yeah.
You were emotionally distressed from the trial that we did on you?
Yeah.
So my point is that you knew I wouldn't show up here with a fucking gift.
You knew that this would cause some sort of drama between me and Andrew.
And I know that it's my fault.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault, and I'm sorry.
Thanks.
All right?
But I gave you the $4, and you fucking flicked it, and that's fucking rude.
You really- $4?
Yeah.
Thank you, Andres.
This is a really nice gift.
Yeah, yeah.
You're welcome.
Thank you, George.
I really love it.
Yeah.
Ugh.
I'm like heartbroken now.
It was so-
Well, everyone show their gift and show what they got.
What did you get, Andres?
I got a bunch of film books.
Really nice.
What did you get, Rudy?
I got a keychain and this.
That's all- What is that?
It's Inosuke from a favorite series I watch.
Inosuke?
Yeah.
What does Inosuke mean?
I don't know, but it's his name.
Inosuke.
It's a pig person?
It's a pig person?
No, he wears a pig head.
Like, he chopped-
He killed a pig and then he wears it.
What?
That's what she's into.
And then, George, what did you get?
I got my favorite Japanese notebooks and I don't know what this is.
It's probably a pen from the context, but it's really hard to open.
Are you going to love your pot pies?
Yeah.
I love pot pies.
It's really thoughtful.
Thank you.
It is thoughtful.
Yeah.
And I'm happy you thought of me.
Why didn't you remind me?
I thought you knew.
Because you were buying gifts.
No, no, no.
Okay.
Were you online buying gifts?
Yesterday.
And so you didn't think about this show?
This is just how crazy this is.
Yeah.
Yesterday, right, I didn't even get Kalilah anything.
Who'd you buy gifts for?
That's right.
So yesterday, I wake up.
I'm like, should I play-
Let me talk this through.
Okay.
I wake up and I go, let me just, should I play ground war on Warzone?
I don't know.
What am I going to do today?
You know?
That's just what I thought of my head.
I understand.
I'll just grab some coffee.
I'll grab some coffee.
Yeah.
And then Kalilah goes, why'd you get so-and-so for this other thing that we
have to do next
week for the family?
Sure.
I go, what's next week?
And she goes, it's Christmas.
I go, it is?
That's what I, I go, it is?
Yeah, so you forgot.
She goes, it's December.
I go, oh, fuck, it is.
Right.
And then I'm thinking, what?
Dude, I didn't get Kalilah nothing.
Right?
So then I'm thinking, I got to get this guy that's on the, you know, that I
fucking drew.
I don't want to say what it is.
And then while I was doing that, I go, I might as well just buy a bunch of shit
for Kalilah
right now.
Right.
So the guy, but the guy who you drew, the guy's name that you drew, do you
remember drawing
my name out of the thing for our show?
Yeah, because Kalilah reminded me.
I would have completely forgotten about it.
But you did, but you do remember the moment you drew his name.
No, I don't.
I don't even know.
I go, who's my guy?
You told me it was so-and-so.
Do you remember the moment you drew my name out of ours?
I don't remember.
Let's take a look.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, we'll do Secret Santa.
Let's do this.
Yeah.
Well, here, we're doing Secret Santa this year.
Huh.
Bobby's first.
Who'd you pull?
Let's look at Bobby's eyes.
Don't tell anybody.
Literally looks right at me.
Twice.
Three times.
Four times.
Five times.
Put it in your mouth.
You're such a-
Look at him.
Why?
That's how you know it's good luck.
Look at how many-
Did you see how many times Bobby looks me in the face?
Look at this.
Let's watch it again.
Right as Bobby pulls it.
Look at this.
Yeah, we'll do Secret Santa.
Let's do this.
We'll do Secret Santa.
Here, we're doing Secret Santa this year.
Right here.
Right now, I'm still upset about the trial.
Okay, look at Bobby's eyes.
Ready?
One.
Don't tell anybody.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
You're so funny.
Why?
That's how you know it's good luck.
No, in my culture, we put it in Red Bull.
We put it in Red Bull.
Red Bull?
So, here's the deal.
Oh, yeah, I remember putting it in the Red Bull.
You do.
So, Bobby, we knew that you were never going to remember.
Oh, thank you.
So, every name inside of the cup had my name on it.
So, on purpose, we devised this plan.
Are you being real?
Yeah.
Every name inside of the-
Let me finish.
Every name inside of there had Andrew written on it, because we knew Bobby's
never going
to remember.
In fact, I said to George-
I said to George, I said to George, George, what if he remembers?
And George goes, oh, he won't remember.
And sure enough, you didn't remember.
I didn't remember.
So, not only did none of us-
Those gifts were all arranged by George.
Thank you, George.
You did a great job.
And Andres.
You never got chicken Popeye's.
No, she didn't.
No.
Yeah.
George got it.
Now, when you made up that you were shipped to George, did you make that up on
the spot?
Yeah, it was good.
That was a very good improv.
She really did kill it.
You did very well.
That's how well we knew you weren't going to get me a gift.
So, George put my name on everyone's paper.
It's so good.
It worked.
It was really worth it.
We knew it.
It did work.
Wow.
And I was feeling pretty bad.
And you should have seen what you were going to get.
What was I going to get?
No, because when I fuck up like that, I double down.
Yeah.
So, you would have gotten something great.
I don't need anything from you.
Just your love.
That was really a good trick.
Oh, God.
I was so scared.