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But I want to put more investment into knowing somebody and to spending more
time with people
on the phone and to explore, you know, their inner workings and whatnot, right?
Okay.
And their history and their desires and what, you know.
And so, um, I just want to, um, I want to join the human race.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this next, you know, and then the next year I'll be 50.
Big time.
Big time, right?
It's almost over for me.
It's been.
Yeah.
It's downhill.
Been downhill.
You're halfway down the hill, kid.
I know.
And so for me, it's like, you know, it's either, um, put up or shut up.
And what are you going to do, you think?
What I'm going to do from now on is I'm going to call you.
You, Andrew.
Yeah.
And I express feelings.
But pure, like, really, I want to get to know you.
I dare you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to call you.
I'm going to call you and I go, ring, ring.
Dare you.
Hello?
Andy.
Andrew.
Hi, Bob.
What's up?
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, I don't know.
I was just kind of thinking about you and everything about you.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So how, what was growing up like?
Wouldn't you rather do this on the podcast?
No, but that's the thing.
Because the stuff that we do here is, um, it's all in show, right?
Because you and I, when we, I want people, I want to put.
Expose the show.
I want to expose the show a little bit.
Do it.
I come in here.
Him and I are grumpy.
Yeah.
Right.
We'll say like grumpy things to each other.
Like, what the fuck, dude?
You're late.
And I'll be like, dude, I told you fucking, there's traffic or whatever it
might be.
Right.
Then they'll turn on the cameras and we just go.
Yeah.
And afterwards, I grab my shit and I just bail.
As fast as you can.
As fast as I can.
Yeah.
Right.
So we don't have, you know what I mean?
I hardly know you.
Yeah.
You know, let's be real.
But I know you.
Not that well, though.
But you don't.
I want to know you more.
I want to know the inner workings of you.
Well, you should ask more questions.
I am.
I want to know what makes you tick.
I've known you for a decade and you don't, do you never ask?
I know.
That's why I've known so many people for so long.
Yeah.
And I don't seem to give a shit.
That's a big problem.
It's a problem.
Big time.
Right.
It's a big problem.
Well, we're going to work it out today.
Yeah.
Do you want to call someone that you know for a long time that we haven't asked?
Let's get someone on the phone right now.
Who?
You name it.
I don't want to know right now.
We'll call someone right now.
No.
You said you want to start today.
It's the new year.
We're starting today.
Who do?
Let's call someone that you haven't really asked a lot of questions about that
you really want
to get to know.
Just call anybody and I'll do it.
I'll call.
Andy Dick.
Do you have his number?
No.
He's called me like six, seven times I haven't returned his phone call.
Let's call him right now.
This is an opportunity to prove to yourself that you are finally going to do
the thing
you should be doing.
All right.
I'll call Andy Dick.
Very smart.
I'll call fucking Andy Dick.
Well, because here's what you do.
You say you don't want to develop.
He sometimes changes his number, so let's just see if I have it.
Hey, can we do this?
Look at me.
Look at me real fast before you do it.
Look.
Look, look, look.
What?
I want to help.
This will be fun for the show.
All right.
First of all.
Stop.
Let me do this.
Can I type on the computer there and on the screen you'll see and you have to
ask the questions
that I type on there.
That'll be fun.
I know, but first, we'll do that.
I promise I'll do that.
Yeah.
But I also want to apologize for not calling them back and stuff.
Yeah.
I can't open up and fucking ask the questions.
Just go, I want, say, my New Year's resolution is that I'm trying to call
people back and be
more conscious of it.
I want to say, I'm sorry about not calling you back, but can I talk to you?
All right.
Put it on the speaker there.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
God, I hope he answers.
Okay.
Hey.
It's voicemail.
Thanks for calling.
Leave your name and your phone number and I will...
Hang up.
No.
You got to call it.
Try it again.
Why?
It doesn't, it's not even going to ring.
Maybe he's...
Oh, here you go.
It's ringing.
Speaker.
Please don't pick up.
He's having to pick up.
Please.
Hey, Bobby Lee?
Hi, Andy.
Oh, my God.
What is, what's up to you?
Well, here's the thing is, is that you, you texted me and you, uh, a couple
times and
I haven't called you back and I felt guilty about it.
So, you know, I'm on my pod, it's, it's new, we're doing a new year's episode
on my bad
friends podcast and you're on it right now.
And I just wanted to apologize to you that, um, that I didn't call you back.
Well, first of all, I didn't even remember that you didn't call me back.
And secondly, you shouldn't have told me because now I hate you.
Oh, fuck.
I should have let it go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then, but thirdly, I think about you all the time.
I think about you too.
I miss you.
I miss you too.
And I also want to, um, I want to get to know you better because that's my new
year's resolution
is to know people better.
So I'm going to ask you some questions.
Do you mind?
Right now?
Sure.
I'm just arriving at this holiday party.
Well, you know what?
We'll set it up for some other day.
We'll set it up for some other day then.
Maybe.
Why don't you, why don't you shove off a couple of questions?
I don't know why I said shove off.
All right.
I've never asked you.
Give me a couple of questions.
I've never asked you about your family.
How was your son?
I have two sons.
One's 25 and one's 33.
And, uh, that's so nice of you to ask because you probably heard that the
younger one died,
uh, last week.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yes, I am.
Sorry.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Anyway, why don't you go to your party?
I'll talk to you later.
I promise I'll keep more in contact with you.
Okay.
I love it.
That was very good.
I know.
That's a really good one.
I'll talk to you later.
Okay.
Bye.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck, bro?
I'm not doing this.
This is great.
This is terrible.
This is great.
Fuck it.
You know what?
I was, I swear to God, I thought you knew, I thought that you knew that his son
had died
because it's very believable, right?
Yeah, people die.
Right?
And then when I read it and he goes, my son died last week, a rage came up.
Like, I looked at you and I went, you motherfucker.
Yeah.
Wow.
No.
That's a good bit by Andy Dick.
I like that.
It felt better.
Can I tell you something?
So now we're good.
So let's call somebody else.
You know what Andy said?
What?
Did you hear what he said?
No.
I really like that you want to know more about me.
Do you see it matters when you invest your time in other people?
Oh, my God.
He gave a shit.
Yeah.
That you gave a shit.
It was nice.
Yeah.
So Andy Dick still, I honestly thought he's not going to have, he always
changes his number.
What do you know about, I mean, who else is in your phone that you don't ask
enough questions
about that calls you all the time?
Go to your call list and go to Myst.
Oh, my God.
Go to Myst.
Well, people don't stop calling me, so.
Go to Myst and who.
I did, I did.
Who?
Well, Eric Griffin, but I'm going to call him.
Why?
What?
Why?
Brandon Dermer, but I already talked to him.
I love Derms.
You owe Griff.
You should probably call him.
What am I going to call?
Oh, fuck.
This is New Year's resolution.
That's the whole point.
All right, here we go, here we go.
But you know what?
I'm not going to tell him I'm on the podcast.
I'm going to pretend.
I'll tell him later.
I'm going to pretend that this is a sincere.
Because you want to be genuine.
Be genuine.
Okay, do it then.
So that's not for like, you know, jokes.
But it's not because you're tricking him.
You just want it to be genuine.
All right.
Hello?
Hello, dear friend.
What's up?
Oh, what do you want?
Nothing.
I just, I think you're a dear friend of mine.
And I just wanted to call to see how you're doing.
What's going on?
What is this?
Am I being punk?
What's happening?
No, fuck.
No, man.
Dude.
Dude.
No, no, dude.
Listen to me, man.
I've known you for so long, right?
Uh-huh.
Right?
And you've done so many good things for you.
Uh, for me.
For me.
Yeah, exactly.
For me.
No, no.
See how you said it?
No.
You've done so many good things for me.
You've been such a great friend.
And I just realized that I just don't know you that well.
You know what I mean?
I want to get to know you better.
Uh-oh.
What do you mean?
Oh, oh, dude.
I'm just calling.
Dude, I'm just calling.
This is not a trap or nothing.
Okay.
Well, I moved today in case you're interested in my life.
Oh, I didn't know.
Where'd you move to?
We talked about this already.
I moved on the west side of town.
You don't even remember the conversations we've already had.
Well, you moved to the west side?
So, um, how are you feeling?
Oh, brother.
What do you mean?
How are you feeling?
How are you feeling?
I'm exhausted from this move.
Oh, you move?
You actually physically move stuff with your body?
Yeah, I did.
I knew because I had some personal things.
I didn't want to know.
Oh, how's Rachel?
She's good.
She's right here.
Tell her I said hi.
Hello, Rachel.
I'd like to know her more, too.
She's on some kind of radio show or something like that.
She's talking in a weird voice right now.
No, I'm not.
This is me, and I want to get to know I love you, dude.
Fuck you, man.
I love you, I mean.
All right?
So, um, I would love to have dinner with you and Rachel one time.
Um.
After COVID, though.
After the COVID.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
What do you think?
Yeah, we should do that.
Me, Kalilah, you, we'll go grab a bite to eat?
Yeah.
Can you say that in English?
Two times fast?
Yeah, you know what?
I'm not going to do that with you anymore when you make fun of me, and I'm not
going to
make fun of you back.
I think you're a great guy.
What can I get you?
When I make fun of you.
What can I get you for the holidays?
Always make fun of me.
I know.
I'm changing.
I'm changing.
What can I get you for the holidays?
Um, I don't know.
I love you.
I wish your family well.
A PlayStation 5?
Oh, that's hard.
I can't get myself one.
I want to get you a gift, though.
All right.
All right?
So just let me know.
Text it to me or whatnot, okay?
All right, babe.
All right.
I love you, bud.
Bye-bye.
See how nice that was?
And see how good that felt?
It didn't feel good at all.
I felt a rage.
But you're working through the kinks.
A rage.
You've got to clean out the cobwebs in order to get to the place where you need
to be.
This is great.
This is great.