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you're doing a good job with your new year's resolutions yeah and let's see
some of the fans
have new year's resolutions and they want to tell us what they what their new
year's resolutions are
okay hey andres what up rudy next year's resolution i'm going to stop pulling
off to the side of the
road to masturbate after work i think people are catching on uh all my spots
have been blown up
and it's not a good idea really so uh okay well my main can i tell you my main
problem we got great
fans i know my main problem with that yeah is um it looks like this tooth of
his pulled off to the
side of his mouth to uh get some escapism also it's like um hey what's your
main problem hey rudy hey
rudy and andres yeah he didn't say what's up to us yeah so that's my main
problem the second thing is
they are the stars of the show to be honest also um you you never pull off the
side of the road
you drive and just keep doing it that's the talent right right get some talent
that way you know i mean
no one can blow up your spot right that's why he's like all these spots are
blown up yeah you're just
moving motion yeah you're moving that's the ghost let's see another one hi bad
friends oh my god push
pause okay i just when i see an asian that looks like that i need a second all
right take a breath
they still make them that way oh yeah oh yeah old school yeah old school here
we go
there we go go ahead and ticonderona number two hi bad friends my new year's
resolution this is stop
talking about new year's resolutions because people are working hard to change
themselves and here i am
going oh new year's new year's you mean in fact yeah i can turn off my lights
close the door and make one of my
own this year's new year's resolutions is to be a good human being stop being
so selfish and uh you know
meet bobby lee yes these are my kids oh yeah these are the ones you know i i
used to have a guy
that looks just like him how asian is this guy no but i used to this guy is asia
i had an asian ladies
and gentlemen it's asia named young ko young ko yeah he looked exactly like
this this guy's great
i go young go to wiener's store get me a hot dog right all right be back right
come back with a
fucking hot dog i love dudes like this yeah this guy's great yeah let's meet
him that's his i'm
going to meet him all right here we go yeah what's up guys big fans big fans
rudy even even george i love you guys australia you guys like literally make my
mondays you make my
weeks um so yeah my new year's resolution this year is to just be a lot more
disciplined i think with
the changing of the times a lot of us were working remotely and uh you know it's
bad habits have
formed and now it's just to try and get rid of those bad habits and adopt new
ones like not sleep
in until bobby lee hours um i like that you know um but to actually rise up
early and uh have
determination and perseverance to do the work at home and uh yeah i mean like i
felt myself slipping and uh
this year i want to just make it a staple yeah love you guys love you love you
kiss this i actually
think he's south african yeah maybe i think it's south african african yeah i
think it's south african
anything to say about him though i think his his was genuine he really wanted
to do you think he was
cute didn't pay attention yeah you're on a show right now you know i was i was
listening did you see
him yeah did you think he was cute be honest he's okay he's okay okay hi bobby
and andrew and the bat
friends family i think what i want for my new year's resolution is to find to
find love you know find
that special someone who can just make me happy oh i am on the phone
that was good that was really that was really good that guy was good yeah that
was a good bit
that's a good bit that was a really good bad friends i hope whatever you're
arguing about gets resolved by
the end of the episode this is my bad friends new year's challenge thanks for
having me
i would like to when i get my boogers picked by myself um to not get caught
this guy's i love this guy guy been a huge problem in my life but i've been
caught um
maybe a couple times a year and um when i eat them um someone sees that's not
good oh yeah and i also
eat them too so thank you if we could i don't want people to see i'm on a diet
so i don't take that
into account for calories or um i you know i'm a good guy and everything okay
well people have to say
that why do they have to say that george um i think he's pretty nice yeah all
right you don't know
first of all you don't know him yeah if you knew george you knew he isn't a
nice guy how about this guy
what up bobby what up uh andrew my new year's resolution is to impregnate that
right there
allah and a pregnant bitch love that guy love that guy he could be part of the
family hey man
straight up i hope you get a pregnant bro don't pull out with some of these let's
do a vote right
if they're invited into our family or not that guy's invited in the fam he's
invited family 100 okay
all right hey bobby and andrew my new year's resolution is i want to start
absorbing things more
because the thing is is that you did i always hear you but i didn't always
listen to you
that's interesting i think he's part of the family and we have to keep him
around in case he hurt
somebody i don't want he said is is that and and yeah he had some good uh show
calls yeah but i also
think he's creepily in his car he's either you know what's scary though uh
everything about it looks
like he's in a passenger seat yeah he is and no one's in the driver's seat
right so he's just sitting
in the passenger seat of a car of a car and just taping oh yeah it's scary he's
in the family he's
in the family we gotta save him hey guys um my new resolution is actually to um
start buying more
trading cards because as you might know trading cards are pretty much just
gambling for children and
i want to start getting that addictive personality going so that once i'm an
adult uh instead of just
gambling you know maybe i'll get into a little bit of drugs and a little
alcohol like an adult does
respect and uh you know i mean i'll never never catch up to bobby you know he
was very ahead of the
game in terms of drug abuse at a young age but that's true i mean i can get
close i can get close
yeah no that's my uh it's my new year's resolution child gambling no that's not
happy new year's you
guys look i'm not going to support kids gambling and doing drugs but this kid
yeah i'm down i think
it's cool i think it's cool he's you know it's scary he's young we're supposed
to do the right thing
here the right thing is i don't want to hey dude you go do drugs and gamble and
do whatever you want
to do life is short if 2020 taught us anything it's that life is too short no
he's in the family
that's my nephew he's not yep stop hey bobby stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
all right just move on
i'm gonna say it move on i'm gonna say it just just move on i'm gonna say it go
ahead i i for sure
thought that was a woman and maybe i'm dumb no maybe i'm stupid no and i'm
stupid and people at
home should know i'm not smart i've never claimed to be smart but when i saw
this person when i opened
the video i thought it was going to be hey guys no what i saw thought what cgi
no i'm not beginning
i swear to god i go wow the animation is getting good avatar is unreal yeah
unreal looks like yeah
you know what he looks like wait a human flesh colored these are all those
things i know these
are our fans those creatures from pandora
those blue creatures
these are our fans he's great hey we love you can we hear what he has to say
who i did though but i can't look at the screen i'll laugh all right all right
hey bobby hey andrew hey rudy hey andres hey pink dick my new year's resolution
is to suck more
dick i'm pretty good at it now but i'd like to be spectacular anyways have a
merry christmas and a
happy new year thank you guys for being bad friends i gotta go to that planet
pandora first of all
this guy's the he says he wants to be an expert at s and the ds yeah yeah love
this dude love this guy
love this dude not just in the family gonna get a seat at the table how about
that yeah yeah not
just in the family let's play this one more time this guy gets a seat at the
table he calls out
everybody listen yeah hey bobby hi andrew thank you hey rudy hey rude yeah hey
andres hi pink dick
my new year's resolution is to suck more dick dope i'm pretty good at it now
but i'd like to be
spectacular i bet you would anyways have a merry christmas and a happy new year
thank you guys
for being bad friends shout out to this mega babe with really good skin that
wants to suck better
honestly though i love this dude i would let him 100 mega babe great hair great
hair great skin
right sorry if we were a little mean at first we're just having fun we're
having fun yeah and let me
tell you yeah i like your love in the family at the table you're at the table
that's high up
all right let's see who else wait before you wait before you air more right is
it not good for me to
make fun of them dude it's all love this is all love all right because i love
them yes we love them
am i being too mean okay rudy no rudy's the gauge she'll tell us she's not even
here no bear i know
barely asleep barely yeah here we go my new year's resolution is ms 13 guys
we have ms 13 fans uh dope because they can protect us yeah
so much and probably look at the camera a little bit more and uh hopefully get
a job when covid's all done
and maybe accidentally run into andrew or bobby somewhere on the street in la
and also maybe get
on to bad friends oh and possibly cut my hair well you made it onto bad friends
my friend let me tell
you you made it onto bad friends i like him i like him a lot he made it on he
said he wanted to be on
he made it on unless of course we cut that bit no we're not gonna cut it we
gotta leave it in we
gotta leave it in but it would be funny if we cut it yeah what do we do this
right when he starts
talking we cut it down okay no he's the shit he's the shit you're on bad
friends um all right let's
see couple some more fans coming at you what's up bad friends cheeto santino
slept brother my new
resolution is to stop fucking my cousins it's always good to get a shout out
from theo vaughn yeah
really nice that he did our show yeah or not nah if the cousin's hot yeah it
depends on how distant
the cousin is how many times removed well i guess he said cousin stuff so he's
in the family gotta let
him in hey it's gianna from texas my new year's resolution is to get rid of my
orangutan tits
in the family in the family at the table i don't know what an orangutan tit is
droopy goopies i guess oh you have droopy tits i got what's orangutan about
them yeah yeah orange
orangutans are so maybe she has orange hairy hairy and long and hang down let's
hear that one more
time i love her she's awesome good hey it's gianna from texas my new year's
resolution is to get rid of my
orangutan tits oh i like it like it she's the best yeah what's up bad friends
what's up andrew bobby
george adrodes george my name's george too happy fucking new year's my new year's
resolution is to
fucking not be fat anymore i'm down 40 pounds this year congrats a long way to
go but you know what
yeah i love you guys oh my god love you too good luck on the weight loss papa
keep it moving he
could have died just doing that video yeah taking the shirt off gonna be like
imploded yeah yeah yeah
honestly yeah keep him he's in the family keeping that in the family yeah my
resolution is to get
that dumpling you know what i'm talking about robert that's right that guy
wants to sleep with
you yeah he was he wants to suck on my sacks yeah he loves your dump yeah my sacks
are like dumplings
thank you hey rocket rocket hey uh jules also andres and george i really hate
george um
my resolution is to stop smoking i've been doing that for too long gotta quit i
don't feel good
about it anymore so happy new year's guys handsome guy handsome guy we love you
brother you gotta quit
smoking bobby quit smoking didn't you bob yeah who's next my new year's
resolution for this year was to
lose weight and get my health back on track starting in september of last year
over the last year in
about three four months or so i've lost 203 pounds down from 530 plus pounds ish
i don't really know
where i was down to 326 pounds currently and so my goal for next year is to
finally hit my actual goal
weight which is to drop down to about 250 to 260 pounds i'm six foot seven i
have gigantism or acromegaly as
it's actually called um and so i just want to get my health right and you know
be comfortable in my
body for you know the first time in my life so love you guys uncle tito andrew
we love this guy by the
way i want to meet him george find out about this guy i've never met anyone
with gigantism me neither
i want to meet this guy george find out about this guy please that's incredible
i want to i want to know
more about incredible and he he it looks like he's driving a honda civic he's
driving that's actually
a truck it is that's like a that's like a uh an 18-wheeler oh it is it looks
like a coupe to him
he's six seven six seven and he lost 200 pounds wow dude like if you're you
have gigantism you're 530
pounds though isn't that like not that big of a deal six seven is not that tall
it's not it's like it's like
lebron right okay but how how much does lebron weigh 250 maybe 260. okay but it's
still like if i
weighed 530 it would look differently i i would honestly i would pay my whole
bank account to see
you weigh 500 pounds it would make me so happy would you try to help me i would
do everything in
my power yeah if you got that big i would i dude it'd be a dream come true to
watch you get that fat
i know i could die that's that's not that's no no i'd make sure you were fine
no i'd make sure you
were fine right but what would i look like at 500 not that bad at 500 pounds
yeah you weigh how much
right now 175. okay three and a half times what you weigh right now yeah what
would you think you'd
look like ralphie may more really more because he was taller it'd be like ralphie
and lavelle crawford
together and you would love to see that a hundred percent yeah i'd pay so much
money to watch you get fat
yeah hi bobby i love you um hey cheeto sentino love you too uh my news you keep
it keep it going
my new year's resolution is to stand up comedy did you hear he tried to stand
they want to stand up
yeah do you hear him fart though listen hi bobby i love you um hey cheeto sentino
love you too uh my news
my new year's resolution is to stand up comedy in the family what the head we
can't the head of the
family i want us i want he's our new leader hello bad friends my name is lance
cordell i'm sending
this video all the way from manitoba canada love it love canada just wanted to
say hello to bobby
andrew hey mrs juliana there it is fancy b yes pink dick george anyone else who's
involved with bad
friends my new year's resolution for this year is uh something that's been
weighing heavily on me for
a very long time i need to get in touch with somebody
he is this little he was a little asian kid that used to live keep going close
by me and what we used
to do was um really not right we need to say i i want to say i'm sorry i i
never meant to
lure you with fun dip and brutally molest you
for an entire summer i knew um i just want to say if you're watching out there
little asian kid
i'm sorry and happy new year it's so he's talking about you yeah because that's
real yeah
all right and if the guy that molested me looked like him i would have molested
him back he was hot
yeah the hot burly guy yeah i'd just be fingering back but it's
you

Fans Share Shocking New Year's Resolutions | Bad Friends Clips

you're doing a good job with your new year's resolutions yeah and let's see
some of the fans
have new year's resolutions and they want to tell us what they what their new
year's resolutions are
okay hey andres what up rudy next year's resolution i'm going to stop pulling
off to the side of the
road to masturbate after work i think people are catching on uh all my spots
have been blown up
and it's not a good idea really so uh okay well my main can i tell you my main
problem we got great
fans i know my main problem with that yeah is um it looks like this tooth of
his pulled off to the
side of his mouth to uh get some escapism also it's like um hey what's your
main problem hey rudy hey
rudy and andres yeah he didn't say what's up to us yeah so that's my main
problem the second thing is
they are the stars of the show to be honest also um you you never pull off the
side of the road
you drive and just keep doing it that's the talent right right get some talent
that way you know i mean
no one can blow up your spot right that's why he's like all these spots are
blown up yeah you're just
moving motion yeah you're moving that's the ghost let's see another one hi bad
friends oh my god push
pause okay i just when i see an asian that looks like that i need a second all
right take a breath
they still make them that way oh yeah oh yeah old school yeah old school here
we go
there we go go ahead and ticonderona number two hi bad friends my new year's
resolution this is stop
talking about new year's resolutions because people are working hard to change
themselves and here i am
going oh new year's new year's you mean in fact yeah i can turn off my lights
close the door and make one of my
own this year's new year's resolutions is to be a good human being stop being
so selfish and uh you know
meet bobby lee yes these are my kids oh yeah these are the ones you know i i
used to have a guy
that looks just like him how asian is this guy no but i used to this guy is asia
i had an asian ladies
and gentlemen it's asia named young ko young ko yeah he looked exactly like
this this guy's great
i go young go to wiener's store get me a hot dog right all right be back right
come back with a
fucking hot dog i love dudes like this yeah this guy's great yeah let's meet
him that's his i'm
going to meet him all right here we go yeah what's up guys big fans big fans
rudy even even george i love you guys australia you guys like literally make my
mondays you make my
weeks um so yeah my new year's resolution this year is to just be a lot more
disciplined i think with
the changing of the times a lot of us were working remotely and uh you know it's
bad habits have
formed and now it's just to try and get rid of those bad habits and adopt new
ones like not sleep
in until bobby lee hours um i like that you know um but to actually rise up
early and uh have
determination and perseverance to do the work at home and uh yeah i mean like i
felt myself slipping and uh
this year i want to just make it a staple yeah love you guys love you love you
kiss this i actually
think he's south african yeah maybe i think it's south african african yeah i
think it's south african
anything to say about him though i think his his was genuine he really wanted
to do you think he was
cute didn't pay attention yeah you're on a show right now you know i was i was
listening did you see
him yeah did you think he was cute be honest he's okay he's okay okay hi bobby
and andrew and the bat
friends family i think what i want for my new year's resolution is to find to
find love you know find
that special someone who can just make me happy oh i am on the phone
that was good that was really that was really good that guy was good yeah that
was a good bit
that's a good bit that was a really good bad friends i hope whatever you're
arguing about gets resolved by
the end of the episode this is my bad friends new year's challenge thanks for
having me
i would like to when i get my boogers picked by myself um to not get caught
this guy's i love this guy guy been a huge problem in my life but i've been
caught um
maybe a couple times a year and um when i eat them um someone sees that's not
good oh yeah and i also
eat them too so thank you if we could i don't want people to see i'm on a diet
so i don't take that
into account for calories or um i you know i'm a good guy and everything okay
well people have to say
that why do they have to say that george um i think he's pretty nice yeah all
right you don't know
first of all you don't know him yeah if you knew george you knew he isn't a
nice guy how about this guy
what up bobby what up uh andrew my new year's resolution is to impregnate that
right there
allah and a pregnant bitch love that guy love that guy he could be part of the
family hey man
straight up i hope you get a pregnant bro don't pull out with some of these let's
do a vote right
if they're invited into our family or not that guy's invited in the fam he's
invited family 100 okay
all right hey bobby and andrew my new year's resolution is i want to start
absorbing things more
because the thing is is that you did i always hear you but i didn't always
listen to you
that's interesting i think he's part of the family and we have to keep him
around in case he hurt
somebody i don't want he said is is that and and yeah he had some good uh show
calls yeah but i also
think he's creepily in his car he's either you know what's scary though uh
everything about it looks
like he's in a passenger seat yeah he is and no one's in the driver's seat
right so he's just sitting
in the passenger seat of a car of a car and just taping oh yeah it's scary he's
in the family he's
in the family we gotta save him hey guys um my new resolution is actually to um
start buying more
trading cards because as you might know trading cards are pretty much just
gambling for children and
i want to start getting that addictive personality going so that once i'm an
adult uh instead of just
gambling you know maybe i'll get into a little bit of drugs and a little
alcohol like an adult does
respect and uh you know i mean i'll never never catch up to bobby you know he
was very ahead of the
game in terms of drug abuse at a young age but that's true i mean i can get
close i can get close
yeah no that's my uh it's my new year's resolution child gambling no that's not
happy new year's you
guys look i'm not going to support kids gambling and doing drugs but this kid
yeah i'm down i think
it's cool i think it's cool he's you know it's scary he's young we're supposed
to do the right thing
here the right thing is i don't want to hey dude you go do drugs and gamble and
do whatever you want
to do life is short if 2020 taught us anything it's that life is too short no
he's in the family
that's my nephew he's not yep stop hey bobby stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
all right just move on
i'm gonna say it move on i'm gonna say it just just move on i'm gonna say it go
ahead i i for sure
thought that was a woman and maybe i'm dumb no maybe i'm stupid no and i'm
stupid and people at
home should know i'm not smart i've never claimed to be smart but when i saw
this person when i opened
the video i thought it was going to be hey guys no what i saw thought what cgi
no i'm not beginning
i swear to god i go wow the animation is getting good avatar is unreal yeah
unreal looks like yeah
you know what he looks like wait a human flesh colored these are all those
things i know these
are our fans those creatures from pandora
those blue creatures
these are our fans he's great hey we love you can we hear what he has to say
who i did though but i can't look at the screen i'll laugh all right all right
hey bobby hey andrew hey rudy hey andres hey pink dick my new year's resolution
is to suck more
dick i'm pretty good at it now but i'd like to be spectacular anyways have a
merry christmas and a
happy new year thank you guys for being bad friends i gotta go to that planet
pandora first of all
this guy's the he says he wants to be an expert at s and the ds yeah yeah love
this dude love this guy
love this dude not just in the family gonna get a seat at the table how about
that yeah yeah not
just in the family let's play this one more time this guy gets a seat at the
table he calls out
everybody listen yeah hey bobby hi andrew thank you hey rudy hey rude yeah hey
andres hi pink dick
my new year's resolution is to suck more dick dope i'm pretty good at it now
but i'd like to be
spectacular i bet you would anyways have a merry christmas and a happy new year
thank you guys
for being bad friends shout out to this mega babe with really good skin that
wants to suck better
honestly though i love this dude i would let him 100 mega babe great hair great
hair great skin
right sorry if we were a little mean at first we're just having fun we're
having fun yeah and let me
tell you yeah i like your love in the family at the table you're at the table
that's high up
all right let's see who else wait before you wait before you air more right is
it not good for me to
make fun of them dude it's all love this is all love all right because i love
them yes we love them
am i being too mean okay rudy no rudy's the gauge she'll tell us she's not even
here no bear i know
barely asleep barely yeah here we go my new year's resolution is ms 13 guys
we have ms 13 fans uh dope because they can protect us yeah
so much and probably look at the camera a little bit more and uh hopefully get
a job when covid's all done
and maybe accidentally run into andrew or bobby somewhere on the street in la
and also maybe get
on to bad friends oh and possibly cut my hair well you made it onto bad friends
my friend let me tell
you you made it onto bad friends i like him i like him a lot he made it on he
said he wanted to be on
he made it on unless of course we cut that bit no we're not gonna cut it we
gotta leave it in we
gotta leave it in but it would be funny if we cut it yeah what do we do this
right when he starts
talking we cut it down okay no he's the shit he's the shit you're on bad
friends um all right let's
see couple some more fans coming at you what's up bad friends cheeto santino
slept brother my new
resolution is to stop fucking my cousins it's always good to get a shout out
from theo vaughn yeah
really nice that he did our show yeah or not nah if the cousin's hot yeah it
depends on how distant
the cousin is how many times removed well i guess he said cousin stuff so he's
in the family gotta let
him in hey it's gianna from texas my new year's resolution is to get rid of my
orangutan tits
in the family in the family at the table i don't know what an orangutan tit is
droopy goopies i guess oh you have droopy tits i got what's orangutan about
them yeah yeah orange
orangutans are so maybe she has orange hairy hairy and long and hang down let's
hear that one more
time i love her she's awesome good hey it's gianna from texas my new year's
resolution is to get rid of my
orangutan tits oh i like it like it she's the best yeah what's up bad friends
what's up andrew bobby
george adrodes george my name's george too happy fucking new year's my new year's
resolution is to
fucking not be fat anymore i'm down 40 pounds this year congrats a long way to
go but you know what
yeah i love you guys oh my god love you too good luck on the weight loss papa
keep it moving he
could have died just doing that video yeah taking the shirt off gonna be like
imploded yeah yeah yeah
honestly yeah keep him he's in the family keeping that in the family yeah my
resolution is to get
that dumpling you know what i'm talking about robert that's right that guy
wants to sleep with
you yeah he was he wants to suck on my sacks yeah he loves your dump yeah my sacks
are like dumplings
thank you hey rocket rocket hey uh jules also andres and george i really hate
george um
my resolution is to stop smoking i've been doing that for too long gotta quit i
don't feel good
about it anymore so happy new year's guys handsome