Name: Why Jerry Seinfeld Saw a Naked Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Jerry Seinfeld Saw a Naked Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-14. Transcript available.

I have an absurd amount of adrenaline and testosterone and anxiety, so I get
scared that I'm going to break sometimes.
I do crash. My old lady will tell you, I'll be on a run and I'll be doing a lot
of shows and I'll be traveling and da-da-da-da, working and working,
and then she knows it's coming. She tells me. She's like, you're going to crash
soon, because she can tell.
I'm running so hot and heavy, and I'm not kidding, dude. It's the weirdest
feeling. I'll just go to sleep.
Like a light. I'll just fall asleep.
For how long? 16 hours?
Hours and hours, and then I'll wake up and I'll feel super confused for like an
hour and weird it out.
I did one of those where I passed out and Jerry Seinfeld saw my dick.
What?
Yeah.
How was that?
So I was at... Jerry Seinfeld saw my dick.
Because you passed out from crash?
Yeah, yeah. Not being real.
What is that? Why is your dick out?
So I hadn't slept in like a week, and then I was in...
A week is a long fucking time.
Like I couldn't sleep.
Jesus.
And I was at...
Then we went to Las Vegas to do...
HBO had a comedy festival.
Real Sex.
What do you mean?
The show Real Sex. You did Real Sex.
No.
Oh.
They had a comedy festival.
Okay.
You know how they used to go to...
Not Vail.
It was...
Aspen.
Aspen.
Yeah.
But after Aspen, they tried it in Vegas.
So they hired the Kims of Comedy.
The Kims of...
Oh, when you did it with all the...
It was me, Ken Jeong, and Steve Byrne.
Right.
And I hadn't slept in a week.
And I used to take Valium.
Right?
So I took Valium.
Valium's great, by the way.
And I went to the spa.
And...
I'm there right now.
Every comic told me that I had...
You know how you walk into the spa where the lockers are?
Yeah.
I just decided to lay there.
Right?
In the spa.
In the middle of where the lockers are.
Right?
With no clothes.
Right.
And I slept there for like 12 hours.
That's cool.
On like one of those benches in between the lockers?
A couple of people told me that they said Seinfeld walked in,
saw me laying there, and he walked the fuck out.
Right.
Intimidated.
I don't know what it is.
That little Buddha's dick was huge!
Yeah, yeah.
You just laid there butt naked in the spa?
Oh, yeah.
I used to do that at Burke Williams.
I used to take Valium's.
And then just...
Because they used to have like...
If you paid like 80 bucks, you didn't have to do a massage or anything.
You could just use their facility.
Yeah, yeah.
Go hang out.
Right over there at the Lemley, where the Lemley used to be on Sunset Junction.
I know.
And I used to fucking take two Valium's and sleep there for like 16 hours.
Why?
Because you couldn't get sleep at home?
No.
I don't know why.
I just...
I liked the smell of it.
The eucalyptus and all that shit.
I like that smell, right?
Yeah, it is good.
And I also like the distant ambient music.
Yeah, it's like just...
It's like...
Yeah, yeah.
And the smell.
Yeah.
And I just pass out there.
And I used to wake up and...
You know how sometimes you wake up and you go, where am I?
Yeah.
Yeah, I love that.
Where am I?
Yeah.