Name: Our Thoughts on GameStop and Wall Street Bets
Uploaded: 2021-02-02T19:15:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Our Thoughts on GameStop and Wall Street Bets' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Our Thoughts on GameStop and Wall Street Bets' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-02. Transcript available.

We're bound friends!
Rudy, did you get any AMC stock or GameStop stock?
No.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Did you?
No, but Kalilah did.
How much? How many?
She didn't buy like five grand.
She want five grand worth?
Worth, yeah.
No, I don't know what...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She put in $5,000, but there's...
About weeks ago.
But stocks are only worth a couple hundred now, right?
A piece, yeah.
Yeah.
What is it at right now?
What's GameStop at right now?
Well, this morning was at $325.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think it's so cool what they're doing.
I am, but...
Bury them.
Yeah.
All these hedge fund people have been making so much money
and they don't do anything.
I'm on their side.
Why?
What?
You're on the suits?
I like richies.
I like the rich.
But you like...
Don't you like rich people that get rich
from doing something cool or talented?
These people didn't do anything cool.
I know.
I just feel like they know these loopholes
and little things that they do, right?
To make themselves money.
But that's not cool.
It's not cool.
No.
And what's fucked up about it is...
And then, you know, the common man, like us, right?
Mm-hmm.
We find out about it, right?
Yeah.
And then they try to fuck us.
They did.
They are fucking us.
I know.
They're stopping every...
You know George bought a lot.
What did he buy?
You bought GameStop and AMC?
I'm getting AMC this afternoon.
I bought GameStop.
There.
Oh.
Are you going to buy any?
I'm thinking about it, but then I'm like, I lose.
I feel like I'm behind.
This is...
You know what this looks...
This is like you and me go to the casino.
If you and me went to the casino in Vegas,
we'd lose a hundred grand.
Oh, and I've done it.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't win at those things.
I don't win.
I'm a loser.
Gambling doesn't work for us.
No.
I could get like...
Like Blackjack, right?
I could get two fucking kings.
King, king.
King, king.
And still lose.
Ace, king.
Yeah, he wins every time.
Every time.
Every single time.
Yeah.
Now, I can't...
Gambling is...
For me, gambling is...
I'll do it for fun.
Yeah.
But I'm not...
I don't think about I'm going to win money.
Yeah.
They're full-time gambling.
Andres, no for you, right?
Yeah.
I always have inside information.
Actually, do you guys want to know how much...
Can you guess how much...
On the ground works that people don't know about
that you, Andrew, and I can buy in on?
This is going to be a new segment called
Andres is on the ground.
Yeah.
Andres on the ground.
Finance advice.
Finance advice.
Already.
That's a...
Finance advice.
I'm not convinced.
I'm not convinced.
I just saw a matador in my head pull a...
Finance advice.
Andres, finance advice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you need advice?
But instead of a matador,
it's like a little bulldog.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
By the way, what an appropriate metaphor
for the bull for Wall Street
running past...
A little meme of Andres,
the bull of Wall Street,
running through a red...
And him going...
Andres, throw Sunday.
Finance advice.
What is it?
What is it, Andres?
What's your advice?
Bobby, would you buy a Chipotle stock
or would you go with something like Moderna?
Oh, he's saying what's more popular.
Oh, if we were gambling right now.
Okay, I see what he's saying.
Moderna or Chipotle.
Moderna's a medical?
Yeah, they're pharmaceutical companies.
Moderna is the one who's coming out with the vaccine.
Yeah, they're making the vaccine.
Oh, yeah.
I would go with Chipotle.
I think I'd also go with Chipotle
because I feel like Moderna
goes up and down all the time.
Chipotle's probably on a steady rise.
Yeah, how much do you think it's worth?
I would say Chipotle stock is worth
three or four hundred dollars.
Three hundred and sixty dollars.
And what about Moderna?
Moderna's up in the thousands, I bet.
Probably like twelve to fifteen hundred.
Well, that laugh, though.
He's so condescending.
He's so condescending and so gross.
Could you imagine doing that to a client?
What a piece of shit.
I come into his office and he's like,
you're here for finance advice.
Yeah, plus he has the Internet in front of him.
Yeah, I know.
And he's looking at the Internet going.
And me and my husband, me and my husband, Bobby,
we walk into your office and I say,
you know, we've never done this before
and Bob's interested in getting in the market.
Right, that's why you guys are here.
Thank you for coming.
You guys have no idea.
Well, thank you for having us,
but we were just curious.
We're looking to spend a little bit of money
and we think maybe in Chipotle.
Is that, how much is Chipotle?
Yeah, we were thinking Chipotle
because we love the restaurant.
We go there every Friday.
It's the best.
After work.
Right after he gets off work.
And what I get is I get a burrito.
Yeah, a burrito.
Yeah, a little burrito.
And I get a burrito bowl
because I'm watching my cows.
Exactly.
And, you know, for me, you know,
I like the cows.
Friday night's my cow night.
That's when he lets loose.
Yeah.
So, how much is Chipotle stock?
$1,200.
Oh.
Holy shit.
I think you guys can share a lot.
Whoa.
A little bit of rich for our blood.
Yeah.
How much is Moderna?
Moderna.
$173.
Whoa.
Maybe we should buy Moderna.
Yeah.
Yeah, but what?
$1,200 for Chipotle?
Yeah.
You know, my girlfriend in high school,
but her, wait, her, this is crazy.
My girlfriend in high school,
when McDonald's used to own Chipotle,
her family, someone in her family worked at Chipotle
and they had the unlimited card.
Have you ever seen the platinum card or whatever?
George, pull up the card.
It's like the unlimited burrito card.
Back when McDonald's used to own them,
they'd give you these cards,
these lifetime burrito cards.
As many as you want for the rest of your life.
A lifetime burrito card.
And we would go and friends could use it unlimited.
No, there was no limit count.
Yeah.
That's it, yeah.
A lifetime of burritos.
Yeah, I don't eat there.
Did you hear the Spain?
Did you hear the Spain?
He goes, wow.
I know, I know.
Do you eat there?
No, no, no, no.
I don't eat there.
In high school, I ate it all the time.
Yeah.
Because you eat there, don't you eat Chipotle?
I tried it twice.
You don't like it?
I like it.
What's your favorite Mexican food?
Restaurant.
Restaurant?
Terry's.
Oh, Terry's, yeah.
You go to Terry's?
I mean, I like it, yeah, it's good.
I love it.
I go to this place called El Michoacan.
Oh, I love El Michoacan.
El Michoacan.
I love El Michoacan.
So good.
And she goes like this, she goes,
whenever she sees me, she goes,
hey.
I go, hi.
And she goes, do you want the same thing?
Oh, I love when they do that.
I know.