Name: Rudy Improvs Her Way Through History and The Grateful Dead | Bad Friends Clips
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We're bad friends.
Wait, is that the Grateful Dead case?
Yeah.
Are you a Grateful Dead fan?
No.
No.
Can you name any members of the Grateful Dead?
No.
Not one?
Not even the main guy that died.
No, I just like...
Four fingers on one hand.
No.
I just like the...
We're going to give you a hint.
Yeah.
Because you're actually very good at guessing names.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember when she guessed the vice president and the president-elect?
Yeah.
Let's see who the man who was in the Grateful Dead.
He passed away.
He was the leader.
The lead singer.
His name was what?
It starts with a J.
George.
George?
George, yes.
What's his last name?
That's pretty good.
The last name is Hispanic?
I would say...
What region...
What Hispanic region, Andres?
Why are you laughing?
A very common Spanish last name.
What is it, Andres?
A very common Spanish last name everywhere.
Yeah, it's very common.
Yeah, correct.
But make it comedy next time.
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
I was setting him up.
I gave him like a...
That was funny.
I gave the guy an alley-oop.
I was like, what Latin region could this be from?
A five-minute fucking break.
And then he goes,
A very Spanish Latin...
Oh, my God, dude, lie next time.
Yeah.
Chile.
It's a Chilean last name.
George what?
George...
Trinidad.
Oh, Trinidad.
Trinidad?
How do you know that?
It's not correct.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
George Trinidad was the lead singer.
George Trinidad was the lead singer.
Talking to the Grateful Dead.
Grateful Dead.
That's impressive.
Bring up a picture of George Trinidad, please.
How did you know that?
Did they text you?
Images.
Where is George Trinidad?
Right there.
There he is.
George Trinidad.
There he is.
There he is.
He died.
He was the lead singer of the Grateful Dead.
Four fingers on one hand.
Yeah.
And now show the picture beneath that picture of the two guys right beneath it,
right beneath
him.
No, no, no.
Yeah, that one right there?
Yeah, there it is.
That's the other members of the Grateful Dead.
Grateful Dead.
Can you name...
Well, look, it says that.
Peter and George.
Okay, it says Peter and George, who you know, George Trinidad and Peter Blythe.
Who's the third member?
Do you know?
Starts with a C.
C.
Carlos.
Carlos?
Carlos, yeah.
What's his last name?
It's very easy.
Easy.
The last name starts with an X.
Carlos.
X.
Carlos.
Zen.
Carlos Zen.
Carlos Zen.
Carlos Zen.
Zantilias.
Zantilias.
Carlos Zantilias.
Pull up Carlos Zantilias, please.
And there he is.
The third member.
Click on it, George.
That's the third member of the Grateful Dead.
Carlos Zantilias.
Yep, there he is.
And what instrument did Carlos play?
He played the triangle and the bongos.
And let me say something about him, right?
Triangle and the bongos, right?
There he is.
There's Carlos Zantilias.
Carlos Zantilias, triangle and the bongos.
But he invented, right?
He invented the plastic triangle.
Did he really?
Yeah, because usually triangles were played with metal, right?
Always, right.
Metallic, right?
But his was made out of plastic.
It was much bigger.
And it was yellow, purple, and a fluorescent green.
Green.
Right?
And he used to, the stick was colorful.
I don't know what it was.
Yeah, it was almost like a, you remember like a barbershop rap?
Right.
You know, it had like a rap to it.
Yeah.
Right?
And he would, when the Grateful Dead would play, right?
It would like be rhythmic.
Right?
Right, right?
And they would go, right?
And then he would drop it.
The bongos.
They were so good.
They were very good.
They would do that for 45, they would jam in G major for 45 minutes.
Straight.
Straight.
I mean, have you seen a triangle fucking solo?
It's raw.
A 20 minute triangle solo is, yeah, it fucks up the ears.
Fucks up the ears.
At some point, people come running for dinner.
So are you, are you now going to know enough about Grateful Dead when somebody
sees your
phone case and goes, hey, do you know about the Grateful Dead?
Yeah.
Yes.
And so the three members are?
George, Trinidad, Carlos, Santillias, and Peter Mulave.
Well, it's Blythe, but Mulave is correct.
Mulave is actually kind of a stage name for him.
Yeah.
And the genre of music was?
Is?
The genre of music?
Rock.
Rock and?
Blues.
Rock and blues, baby.
Yes, rock and blues.
Yeah, blues or rock.
Either way, you can actually, they're interchangeable.
Either way, you can juggle either of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is, so we can improve.
Check how Rudy's doing with her improv skills.
Oh, right, yeah, because she is lacking tremendously.
So she's going to read a story just from her cards.
Uh-huh.
Now, and you guys have three minutes to ask her questions to determine if it's
a real story
or a fake story.
Okay.
Very good.
Fun.
Very good.
Okay.
So you have to learn how to sell whatever you're selling.
Okay.
Okay.
I cheated on an exam and got an A. The person I cheated from got a B+.
Look at me in the face.
Huh.
Huh.
What subject was it?
What kind of test was it?
Math.
Math.
She's just called just math now?
Isn't there like a, is it algebra or something?
No?
We call it math in the Philippines.
There's no like specific.
There's only math one, two, three, four.
What's the name of the person you cheated off of?
Liz.
Liz.
The Filipino girl Liz.
Yeah.
What's her last name?
Tan.
Liz Tan.
Liston?
Pretty good.
Liston?
Yeah.
Liston.
All right.
So we have to guess now if she's, is that real or she's lying?
You guys have three minutes to ask questions.
Oh.
So you can go deeper.
Yeah, but what, all right, we'll go deeper.
I see.
Oh, I thought there was two.
Yeah.
All right.
Liz Tan.
How many people are in the class?
32.
Yeah, but that's not standard.
Liz Tan.
What about Liz Tan?
I want to know about Liz Tan.
Yeah, Liz Tan.
How tall is Liz Tan?
She's 5'4.
Hmm.
5'4.
How old is she?
Um, 18.
Is she ugly?
No, she's really pretty.
She is?
She is.
Are you jealous?
No, she's my friend.
Who's her boyfriend?
Before, at the time, it was Vijay.
Vijay?
Vijay Singh.
The golfer?
The 65-year-old golfer?
No.
Vijay who?
Vijay Daniel.
What does her dad do for a living?
That was a lie.
What does her dad do for a living?
Her dad is a businessman.
What business?
He makes cardboards.
Yeah, it's true.
Really?
Who makes cardboard?
What do you mean?
He just makes cardboard?
Yeah, yeah.
Like boxes?
Yeah, boxes.
Wow.
What does the mom do?
She's a doctor.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So the mom is a doctor, and that's not bringing enough enough cash, so he
decides, I'm going
to make cardboard boxes.
Okay, three minutes.
Three minutes is up.
Time's up.
First of all, that's a lie.
You didn't cheat, isn't it?
Is that true?
I lied, but the mom and dad was true.
That was real?
Yeah.
The mom is a doctor, and the dad makes boxes.
Yeah, and Liz is true.
Here's a better game.
Let's create a better game, all right?
Yeah.
All right, how about we assign you, you're a professor.
No, see, that's how you're scared.
You're a professor, right?
And we're going to tell you what you're an expert on, and we're going to ask
you questions
about things, and you have to answer the questions.
Make it up, right?
And be confident about what you're saying, all right?
This is a good bit.
This is a good bit.
Let's see how good Jules is at improv.
Yeah.
You are going to be a professor.
You're a history professor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
And the Industrial Revolution is your...
Yeah.
Really?
That's so hard.
I know.
She can make it up.
Well, let's see if she can.
Yeah.
Do you have enough...
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
So we're two students after class, and we have questions about the homework.
Yeah.
Maybe not the Industrial Revolution.
What do you want to do?
What about she's just a history teacher?
Yeah, yeah.
Hi.
Ms. Kuhn, thanks for having us.
We just had some questions.
Yeah, just a couple of questions.
Yeah, about today's lessons and whatnot.
Yeah.
You know, so...
The Declaration of Independence, just can you...
Who signed it?
The Declaration of Independence was signed by Abraham Lincoln, and it was after...
I don't know if it's a movie, wait.
All right.
Who's Tito Bobby?
Let's stop.
When you're...
Okay, all right.
There is no wrong answer.
Yeah.
Because you're making it up.
Yeah.
Right?
But you have to...
You can't pause like that.
You just...
Whatever you're saying...
You believe it.
...is a fact.
It's a fact.
Okay.
Let's try it again.
It's a fact.
Okay.
Let's try it again.
Ask her another different question, all right?
Ms. Kuhn?
Kuhn.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
My bad.
Sorry.
My bad.
My bad.
We just get nervous.
We get so nervous because you're so smarter than us.
So, and I'm not smart, but in the World War II, who were the countries involved
again?
I don't remember who was in it.
The countries that were involved were Japan, U.S., our country.
Our country.
Yes.
Yeah.
Germany.
Yeah.
Hawaii.
Hawaii.
Hawaii was it...
They weren't a part of our country?
Oh, yeah.
They were part of our country.
I forgot.
Brazil?
Yeah, Brazil.
Brazil?
Brazil was in the...
Wait a minute.
Okay.
That's interesting.
So, how did Brazil get involved in that war?
Yeah.
Our president...
Who was our president during the war?
Yeah.
I don't...
Franklin Roosevelt.
Franklin Roosevelt.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
He went to Brazil...
Yes.
...and asked the president if he could help us bomb Germany.
Who was the president of Brazil?
Yeah, Brazil.
Who was the president of Brazil at the time?
It was Jose Gregory.
Jose Gregory.
I read about him.
I remember him.
I read his bio.
Wait, wait.
Jose Gregory, didn't he do something before becoming president of Brazil?
Yeah.
Yes.
What was his first job?
Or his job...
I think he was a janitor.
He went from janitor to president.
Yes.
I remember...
I remember that.
I remember that.
I remember that.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you have any questions?
Because when somebody wins the lottery in this country, you just pull the Jose
Gregory.
They use that term.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait.
You have a question for...
Oh, I do.
So, during the war, right?
So, the Japan war with the Germans, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
What was the Japan's fleet called?
Yeah, what were they called?
The Japan's fleet was called Akatsuke Fleet.
Akatsuke Fleet.
What does Akatsuke mean?
Akatsuke means rogue.
Rogue.
The rogue fleet.
Yes.
That's interesting.
That's tight.
That's tight, right?
That is cool.
Yeah, we should create a band called that.
Akatsuke Fleet?
Yeah.
I really like that.
I really like that.
I have one more history question for you.
Yeah.
Of course.
You know, this is embarrassing, stupid, but at the turn of the century, you
know?
Yeah.
Y2K.
Yeah.
This recent century.
They said computers were going to stop.
Remember that?
Yeah, yeah.
Why?
Computers were going to stop because our government put something in the chip.
That's it.
So, our government.
Let me get this straight.
Whoa.
You're blowing my mind.
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this.
How complex.
How complex.
Our government.
And diabolical.
Put a chip.
So, our country.
We put a chip.
Uh-huh.
Our government put a chip in the computer.
In, oh.
In what?
Which computer?
Yeah, what computer did it put in?
All computer products.
Right.
It's so, oh, how diabolical.
Wow.
So, our government went to Macintosh, Hewlett-Packard.
Ask.
So, our government went to Macintosh, Hewlett-Packard, Apple.
Apple's Macintosh, right?
Same.
And they specifically put, unbeknownst to the companies, a government chip.
Yeah.
And what was the purpose of this chip?
To stop and maybe make the computers alive.
Oh, singularity.
Okay.
So, then why didn't it work?
Why didn't it work?
Um, this technician that works for the government.
What was his name?
He was, his name was John Arkansas.
John Arkansas.
Much like the state.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the country.
Is it a country or a state?
State.
It's a state, yeah.
So, John Arkansas, he was the one that put the chips on all the computers?
Yes, but he made an error, and that's why it didn't work.
What was the error?
What was it?
He was coding, and he put penis.
He wrote penis?
Penis in the coding.
And it didn't work.
So, are you telling us that penis saved us all in the year 2000?
Yeah.
Yeah, wow.
John Arkansas, a chip from the government.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's what Y2K, what does Y2K stand for?
Oh, what does that stand for?
Yeah, them.
Y'or.
Yeah.
To.
Yeah.
Coyote.
Coyote.
- Thank you.

Rudy Improvs Her Way Through History and The Grateful Dead | Bad Friends Clips

We're bad friends.
Wait, is that the Grateful Dead case?
Yeah.
Are you a Grateful Dead fan?
No.
No.
Can you name any members of the Grateful Dead?
No.
Not one?
Not even the main guy that died.
No, I just like...
Four fingers on one hand.
No.
I just like the...
We're going to give you a hint.
Yeah.
Because you're actually very good at guessing names.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember when she guessed the vice president and the president-elect?
Yeah.
Let's see who the man who was in the Grateful Dead.
He passed away.
He was the leader.
The lead singer.
His name was what?
It starts with a J.
George.
George?
George, yes.
What's his last name?
That's pretty good.
The last name is Hispanic?
I would say...
What region...
What Hispanic region, Andres?
Why are you laughing?
A very common Spanish last name.
What is it, Andres?
A very common Spanish last name everywhere.
Yeah, it's very common.
Yeah, correct.
But make it comedy next time.
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
I was setting him up.
I gave him like a...
That was funny.
I gave the guy an alley-oop.
I was like, what Latin region could this be from?
A five-minute fucking break.
And then he goes,
A very Spanish Latin...
Oh, my God, dude, lie next time.
Yeah.
Chile.
It's a Chilean last name.
George what?
George...
Trinidad.
Oh, Trinidad.
Trinidad?
How do you know that?
It's not correct.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
George Trinidad was the lead singer.
George Trinidad was the lead singer.
Talking to the Grateful Dead.
Grateful Dead.
That's impressive.
Bring up a picture of George Trinidad, please.
How did you know that?
Did they text you?
Images.
Where is George Trinidad?
Right there.
There he is.
George Trinidad.
There he is.
There he is.
He died.
He was the lead singer of the Grateful Dead.
Four fingers on one hand.
Yeah.
And now show the picture beneath that picture of the two guys right beneath it,
right beneath
him.
No, no, no.
Yeah, that one right there?
Yeah, there it is.
That's the other members of the Grateful Dead.
Grateful Dead.
Can you name...
Well, look, it says that.
Peter and George.
Okay, it says Peter and George, who you know, George Trinidad and Peter Blythe.
Who's the third member?
Do you know?
Starts with a C.
C.
Carlos.
Carlos?
Carlos, yeah.
What's his last name?
It's very easy.
Easy.
The last name starts with an X.
Carlos.
X.
Carlos.
Zen.
Carlos Zen.
Carlos Zen.
Carlos Zen.
Zantilias.
Zantilias.
Carlos Zantilias.
Pull up Carlos Zantilias, please.
And there he is.
The third member.
Click on it, George.
That's the third member of the Grateful Dead.
Carlos Zantilias.
Yep, there he is.
And what instrument did Carlos play?
He played the triangle and the bongos.
And let me say something about him, right?
Triangle and the bongos, right?
There he is.
There's Carlos Zantilias.
Carlos Zantilias, triangle and the bongos.
But he invented, right?
He invented the plastic triangle.
Did he really?
Yeah, because usually triangles were played with metal, right?
Always, right.
Metallic, right?
But his was made out of plastic.
It was much bigger.
And it was yellow, purple, and a fluorescent green.
Green.
Right?
And he used to, the stick was colorful.
I don't know what it was.
Yeah, it was almost like a, you remember like a barbershop rap?
Right.
You know, it had like a rap to it.
Yeah.
Right?
And he would, when the Grateful Dead would play, right?
It would like be rhythmic.
Right?
Right, right?
And they would go, right?
And then he would drop it.
The bongos.
They were so good.
They were very good.
They would do that for 45, they would jam in G major for 45 minutes.
Straight.
Straight.
I mean, have you seen a triangle fucking solo?
It's raw.
A 20 minute triangle solo is, yeah, it fucks up the ears.
Fucks up the ears.
At some point, people come running for dinner.
So are you, are you now going to know enough about Grateful Dead when somebody
sees your
phone case and goes, hey, do you know about the Grateful Dead?
Yeah.
Yes.
And so the three members are?
George, Trinidad, Carlos, Santillias, and Peter Mulave.
Well, it's Blythe, but Mulave is correct.
Mulave is actually kind of a stage name for him.
Yeah.
And the genre of music was?
Is?
The genre of music?
Rock.
Rock and?
Blues.
Rock and blues, baby.
Yes, rock and blues.
Yeah, blues or rock.
Either way, you can actually, they're interchangeable.
Either way, you can juggle either of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is, so we can improve.
Check how Rudy's doing with her improv skills.
Oh, right, yeah, because she is lacking tremendously.
So she's going to read a story just from her cards.
Uh-huh.
Now, and you guys have three minutes to ask her questions to determine if it's
a real story
or a fake story.
Okay.
Very good.
Fun.
Very good.
Okay.
So you have to learn how to sell whatever you're selling.
Okay.
Okay.
I cheated on an exam and got an A. The person I cheated from got a B+.
Look at me in the face.
Huh.
Huh.
What subject was it?
What kind of test was it?
Math.
Math.
She's just called just math now?
Isn't there like a, is it algebra or something?
No?
We call it math in the Philippines.
There's no like specific.
There's only math one, two, three, four.
What's the name of the person you cheated off of?
Liz.
Liz.
The Filipino girl Liz.
Yeah.
What's her last name?
Tan.
Liz Tan.
Liston?
Pretty good.
Liston?
Yeah.
Liston.
All right.
So we have to guess now if she's, is that real or she's lying?
You guys have three minutes to ask questions.
Oh.
So you can go deeper.
Yeah, but what, all right, we'll go deeper.
I see.
Oh, I thought there was two.
Yeah.
All right.
Liz Tan.
How many people are in the class?
32.
Yeah, but that's not standard.
Liz Tan.
What about Liz Tan?
I want to know about Liz Tan.
Yeah, Liz Tan.
How tall is Liz Tan?
She's 5'4.
Hmm.
5'4.
How old is she?
Um, 18.
Is she ugly?
No, she's really pretty.
She is?
She is.
Are you jealous?
No, she's my friend.
Who's her boyfriend?
Before, at the time, it was Vijay.
Vijay?
Vijay Singh.
The golfer?
The 65-year-old golfer?
No.
Vijay who?
Vijay Daniel.
What does her dad do for a living?
That was a lie.
What does her dad do for a living?
Her dad is a businessman.
What business?
He makes cardboards.
Yeah, it's true.
Really?
Who makes cardboard?
What do you mean?
He just makes cardboard?
Yeah, yeah.
Like boxes?
Yeah, boxes.
Wow.
What does the mom do?
She's a doctor.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So the mom is a doctor, and that's not bringing enough enough cash, so he
decides, I'm going
to make cardboard boxes.
Okay, three minutes.
Three minutes is up.
Time's up.
First of all, that's a lie.
You didn't cheat, isn't it?
Is that true?
I lied, but the mom and dad was true.
That was real?
Yeah.
The mom is a doctor, and the dad makes boxes.
Yeah, and Liz is true.
Here's a better game.
Let's create a better game, all right?
Yeah.
All right, how about we assign you, you're a professor.
No, see, that's how you're scared.
You're a professor, right?
And we're going to tell you what you're an expert on, and we're going to ask
you questions
about things, and you have to answer the questions.
Make it up, right?
And be confident about what you're saying, all right?
This is a good bit.
This is a good bit.
Let's see how good Jules is at improv.
Yeah.
You are going to be a professor.
You're a history professor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
And the Industrial Revolution is your...
Yeah.
Really?
That's so hard.
I know.
She can make it up.
Well, let's see if she can.
Yeah.
Do you have enough...
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
So we're two students after class, and we have questions about the homework.
Yeah.
Maybe not the Industrial Revolution.
What do you want to do?
What about she's just a history teacher?
Yeah, yeah.
Hi.
Ms. Kuhn, thanks for having us.
We just had some questions.
Yeah, just a couple of questions.
Yeah, about today's lessons and whatnot.
Yeah.
You know, so...
The Declaration of Independence, just can you...
Who signed it?
The Declaration of Independence was signed by Abraham Lincoln, and it was after...
I don't know if it's a movie, wait.
All right.
Who's Tito Bobby?
Let's stop.
When you're...
Okay, all right.
There is no wrong answer.
Yeah.
Because you're making it up.
Yeah.
Right?
But you have to...
You can't pause like that.
You just...
Whatever you're saying...
You believe it.
...is a fact.
It's a fact.
Okay.
Let's try it again.
It's a fact.
Okay.
Let's try it again.
Ask her another different question, all right?
Ms. Kuhn?
Kuhn.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
My bad.
Sorry.
My bad.
My bad.
We just get nervous.
We get so nervous because you're so smarter than us.
So, and I'm not smart, but in the World War II, who were the countries involved
again?
I don't remember who was in it.
The countries that were involved were Japan, U.S., our country.
Our country.
Yes.
Yeah.
Germany.
Yeah.
Hawaii.
Hawaii.
Hawaii was it...
They weren't a part of our country?
Oh, yeah.
They were part of our country.
I forgot.
Brazil?
Yeah, Brazil.
Brazil?
Brazil was in the...
Wait a minute.
Okay.
That's interesting.
So, how did Brazil get involved in that war?
Yeah.
Our president...
Who was our president during the war?
Yeah.
I don't...
Franklin Roosevelt.
Franklin Roosevelt.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
He went to Brazil...
Yes.
...and asked the president if he could help us bomb Germany.
Who was the president of Brazil?
Yeah, Brazil.
Who was the president of Brazil at the time?
It was Jose Gregory.
Jose Gregory.
I read about him.
I remember him.
I read his bio.
Wait, wait.
Jose Gregory, didn't he do something before becoming president of Brazil?
Yeah.
Yes.
What was his first job?
Or his job...
I think he was a janitor.
He went from janitor to president.
Yes.
I remember...
I remember that.
I remember that.
I remember that.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you have any questions?
Because when somebody wins the lottery in this country, you just pull the Jose
Gregory.
They use that term.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait.
You have a question for...
Oh, I do.
So, during the war, right?
So, the Japan war with the Germans, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
What was the Japan's fleet called?
Yeah, what were they called?
The Japan's fleet was called Akatsuke Fleet.
Akatsuke Fleet.
What does Akatsuke mean?
Akatsuke means rogue.
Rogue.
The rogue fleet.
Yes.
That's interesting.
That's tight.
That's tight, right?
That is cool.
Yeah, we should create a band called that.
Akatsuke Fleet?
Yeah.
I really like that.
I really like that.
I have one more history question for you.
Yeah.
Of course.
You know, this is embarrassing, stupid, but at the turn of the century, you
know?
Yeah.
Y2K.
Yeah.
This recent century.
They said computers were going to stop.
Remember that?
Yeah, yeah.
Why?
Computers were going to stop because our government put something in the chip.
That's it.
So, our government.
Let me get this straight.
Whoa.
You're blowing my mind.
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this.
How complex.
How complex.
Our government.
And diabolical.
Put a chip.
So, our country.
We put a chip.
Uh-huh.
Our government put a chip in the computer.
In, oh.
In what?
Which computer?
Yeah, what computer did it put in?
All computer products.
Right.
It's so, oh, how diabolical.
Wow.
So, our government went to Macintosh, Hewlett-Packard.
Ask.
So, our government went to Macintosh, Hewlett-Packard, Apple.
Apple's Macintosh, right?
Same.
And they specifically put, unbeknownst to the companies, a government chip.
Yeah.
And what was the purpose of this chip?
To stop and maybe make the computers alive.
Oh, singularity.
Okay.
So, then why didn't it work?
Why didn't it work?
Um, this technician that works for the government.
What was his name?
He was, his name was John Arkansas.
John Arkansas.
Much like the state.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the country.
Is it a country or a state?
State.
It's a state, yeah.
So, John Arkansas, he was the one that put the chips on all the computers?
Yes, but he made an error, and that's why it didn't work.
What was the error?
What was it?
He was coding, and he put penis.
He wrote penis?
Penis in the coding.
And it didn't work.
So, are you telling us that penis saved us all