Name: Andrew Santino's New Pixar Movie| Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino's New Pixar Movie| Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-06. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Kalilah yesterday was just like, can we talk?
Like just sit and talk?
Yeah, and like she's expressing her feelings, right?
And I just, I go into, when you're, I just, when, oh, someone's trying to be
real.
What is it?
Is that acid reflux?
Yeah, right now, because I just had two pieces of pizza that Zoe Lister-Jones
dropped off
at my house.
What kind of pizza?
I don't know, it was, you know, white people pizza.
Ugh.
Like thin.
Yeah.
And then I had to put it in the, do you need, do you need medication for that?
You do that a lot, that acid reflux where you're like, look, who cares?
Because I don't want your heart to stop at some point.
If it stops, it stops, baby.
No, it can't stop.
Yeah, what's up, baby?
It can't stop, but it'll make me so sad.
I know.
But if it does, it does.
Why did Zoe Lister-Jones just drop off pizza at your house, by the way?
Because I, because her, her, the movie that I was, she did a movie with her
husband and
it's on Sundance today.
Oh.
Yeah, and so they dropped it off.
You know what?
My movie that I was in just got an award.
Or, I mean, we're nominated.
What is it?
George, show them, show them my movie.
This is my movie.
There I am.
Really?
This is mine.
Yeah, there I am with my dog.
Oh, congratulations.
Licious, I didn't know you were in a movie like this.
It's huge.
What do you mean?
This is huge.
It's huge.
It's Pixar, bud.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know that.
It's my voice.
It's my dog.
Did you produce it?
No.
Oh.
No, I was, you know.
You're lucky you didn't.
You know why?
Why?
Because I would be like, where the fuck is my job?
You would have been, I mean, where would you fit in that?
It's called Out, and it's about me.
Yeah.
It's genuine.
Eric Griffin has a movie out, too.
He does?
Called Soul.
You were really good at it.
He did kill it.
Yeah.
He killed it.
He did really good at it.
No, this show, it's out.
It's about me and my husband, Manuel.
Oh, it's a gay one.
It is.
And can I tell you something?
Who plays Manuel?
Andres.
Can't be good.
It can't be good.
You want to see a scene?
You want to hear a scene?
Yeah.
Ready?
Yeah.
He kicks me out because he finds out that, you know, I have been with his
brother.
I've been hanging out.
We didn't do anything.
We were just hanging out.
He doesn't believe me.
He thinks I was hooking up with his brother.
It's not true.
So, this is me when I come back home for the first time to talk to him about it.
That's our cat.
How can you do this to me?
I didn't do anything to you.
Manuel.
My brother?
Manuel.
My brother?
Manuel, I didn't do anything to you.
And first of all, your brother Taco and I were just hanging out.
Not Taco.
I mean, he, no, no, I'm sorry.
What?
I don't think we can, I can.
Yeah, no.
It broke my heart.
I didn't break anything.
Trust me.
I didn't do anything with Taco.
All I did was take him to get ice cream.
And after that, we took a long walk in the park.
And that's it.
After all I did for you, supporting your shitty career all these years, you
know?
I remember sitting in the back of the comedy store hearing those stupid jokes
again and
again.
And for what?
Manuel.
Go deeper to Manuel.
Go deeper.
Now that you are a movie star and Davey.
Yes.
And making the big money.
Now you go with my fucking brother.
Stick to the script, Manuel.
Manuel.
Manuel, I want to be honest with you for a second.
I want to be honest with you, Manuel.
What?
I have been sleeping with your brother.
I know.
And you know why?
Why?
It's because you make me sick.
You're disgusting.
You're a stumpy little man.
Hey, Manuel.
Yeah.
And I walked away.
Anyway, that's part of the film.
Yeah.
Maybe he should have rewrites?
The funniest part about that was I said stick to the script.
There is no script.
But he was online for a while.
Wow.
You know what just happened there in that conversation, in that little improv
scene with Andres?
It was like we were driving on a freeway and we're cruising.
And you know, it's like, hey, the 110's right there.
You got to go all the way to the right.
And he's like, I got it.
And you're like, all right, you got to get all the way to the right.
And then finally he gets there and he's like, yeah, because here's when you
were going into
Andrew's comedy and all that stuff.
It was perfect.
And I said, go deeper.
You went the opposite way.
You should use that opportunity.
He's never heard.
He's never heard someone say, go deeper.
He's never heard that before.
Oh, I see.
That's a thing.
No, but anyway, that's my movie.
And congrats to Eric Griffin on Soul, because I think that's killing it.
Well, there's no box office now, I guess.
What?
There's no box office.
Yeah, there isn't.
No.
How do you know how?
Congratulations me on Mulan.
Congrats on Mulan.
Congrats on Mulan.
When does your episode of Magnum P.I. come out?
When can we be looking for it?
When do you watch it?
It's like a shitty TV.
Why do you like that?
When can we watch your episode of Magnum P.I.?
I don't know when it comes out.
I've never seen it.
I don't know.
Did you never watch when you did the first one?
I've done six or seven of them.
You have?
Yeah.
I thought you only did two.
No.
Oh, wow.
I've done a bunch.
And you've never seen one episode?
And in the end of February, I'm going back.
Good.
For another week and a half.
God, for another episode?
Yeah.
You don't think I could get one?
You want me to ask?
I mean, it'd be so fun.
That'd be great.
You'd be perfect.
I'd absolutely love to do it.
You know, I'll tell one of the producers I know.
It'd be fun to go out there and just mess around with you.
But honestly, I'm not going to do it if it's not with you.
But what if we were in the same episode but not in the same scenes?
That doesn't seem fun to me.
Yeah, but they're at the same time.
I know, but I would rather be in it with you.
So if they could make it.
One scene.
We have one scene.
One scene.
That's fine.
I would do one scene.
I would make sure it's one scene.
You would love it.
Because it's almost as if you're not on a show.
You're just having fun the whole time?
No, they're just a bunch of dudes that kind of look like me.
Like a guy named Zeke with tattoos all over his face.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
How you doing, buddy?
You know what I mean?
And just, you know, Asians, you know, just member operators.
You know what I mean?
They all look like me.