Name: How Bobby Lee Got Invited to the "White Party" | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Bobby Lee Got Invited to the "White Party" | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Bobby Lee Got Invited to the "White Party" | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-10. Transcript available.

we're bad friends speaking of france so uh i just read this morning the police
this is happening
all over the world the police just broke up an 81 person orgy 81 people from
all over the world
they flew in from nine countries and they got fined this is the funniest part
they got fined
covid they got fined because of covid laws yeah guess how much guess how much
they each got fined
every person 81. 135 that's it that's a lot that's nothing for an or these
people
flew for an orgy yeah they flew across the world the somebody ate 135 dollars
is nothing
i'll pay that fine i want to go to the orgy how come i don't get invited to
these orgies have you
been in an orgy no no no i'm being real no i'm serious i've never been in an orgy
i've never
been to one i've never seen one i want to see them i want to go a free orgy you've
never been in a free
orgy and i instigated it i don't want to get into it but i was the one that let's
do it today how many
people is an orgy mine was six what makes an orgy more than four i don't know
what it is i don't
know what the rules can you google what makes an orgy what makes an orgy but
mine was six an orgy is
a wild party especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained
sexual activity that's
all i'm having orgies all the time yeah yeah wait there's got to be and that's
an oxford that's
oxford dictionary said that an orgy has to be a number right yeah because like
greek orgies
there were there were like 50 to 100 people think how fun that would be yeah
what a party and by the
the way i'd be afraid to pull my dick on everyone laughing no one's paying
attention
you don't think so no you know how embarrassing would that be though you show
up you're like
okay guys and then everyone just does an applause break the record stops
they go and they go and they do an applause break right i would probably put it
back on and leave
do you know why you know why orgies were invented why do you know why seriously
so guys in the hubbub of it of it all yeah when all there's like everyone's
fucking and sucking and moaning so a guy that wanted to guys yeah could sneak
it in and be like
oh i didn't i didn't know i wasn't really 100 yeah it's so guys could right in
a guy's butt and be
like oh i just thought you were a girl but at this point it's like okay okay
let me ask you this if
you were an orgy right and you're girls closing my eyes i'm doing it right yeah
yeah yeah you're
right and then all of a sudden you know like all of a sudden like um before he
died dustin diamonds
there oh all right jesus christ soon literally just let's just suppose dustin
diamond was there
all right rest in peace screech you were great you're a great dude and you know
he's having sex
i don't know if he was a great dude i take that back he's having sex with a
woman right yeah and
you look at his ass cheeks and they're the perfect asses you've ever asked you've
ever seen like his
ass is so nice it's so nice yeah would you just yeah you would right no would
you stick your dick
diggin that nah you know what what for me boys butts are too hairy no but it
doesn't even it's like
it's like a brazilian woman's butt oh then yeah yeah yeah it has the tan lines
and everything oh it's
got that bikini yeah and it sticks out then yeah and jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle
right his whole body's
white but his ass for some reason is super perfectly tan yeah yeah what is that
seven is probably a really
mild semi orgy oh so i really wasn't in one you haven't had one you have to
have seven you need seven
but but also so the six that you had yeah how do you how do you what do you say
do you switch out
condoms do you i don't know because it'd be weird to like use a condom let's
say you're doing guys and
girls you're some guy in the ass right yeah you pull it out there's some
and you see a vagina do you stick it back go in there or do you yeah
yeah i guess i don't know but i would i imagine that most of these unbridled
orgies don't have condoms
oh yeah yeah you would do that don't you don't you think yeah there's no way
yeah otherwise otherwise those should be sponsored by trojan they should put
some money into the orgy
game yeah yeah but i just think how do you first of all all this means to me
when i read it what i
really wanted to talk about was yeah how do you get invited to that kind of
like 81 people right
i'm not don't laugh at me i want to know how you get invited that's a privilege
your six people are people that you knew correct no i i did i tell you about
the asian orgy that i
almost got involved in famous agent or asian orgy sometimes after sets at the
comedy store right
i go to the um carnies carnies i know i've been with you it's embarrassing
right and i get the
chocolate i know why do you get that so delicious it's i love bananas and
chocolate you love a chocolate
banana so it's frozen and i'm like a little kid yeah sucking on a black dick
yeah just walking
down sunset and then i love yeah and i love when like fans will come out of the
showroom and they'll
walk to their cars whatever they'll go good job and i'll always do like a dick
sucking it's so fun
right and they always get to laugh yeah of course like a great job i'll go oh
like that and gets a
huge laugh right so this time it was like maybe 1 1 30 in the morning and i'm
walking back and this
is when i was dating sarah a girl girl i remember her okay so yeah yeah never
mind i'm not gonna say
her name all right so i was um in the hyatt there right there was probably 200
asians all dressed
in white a white party right yeah and i and then this is when like um mad tv i
was on mad tv so i was
on a show and and asians especially because i was the only really guy you're
the only asian guy on tv so
they all knew who i was right yeah they go oh my god it's bobby lee right and
they go you want to
come up i go what's going up there and at the chocolate you know i'm sucking
right getting trying
to get laughs right and they're like let's we're a sex um club you immediately
you're like this is fake
yeah i go no i want what is it yeah we rented out the whole floor and you're
invited i mean usually
that's a club it's a club but you can come up and i go i don't know what it was
so i go all right i'll
go i'm gonna go would you would go right all right well cool i'm gone i'm there
in my mind right so
you know how hotel rooms the doors each door is there's a door that's locked to
the other door
those are all open so you can walk through pass throughs pass through all these
right these rooms
wow right right right yeah yeah yeah so there's music right and you know at
first nothing was
happening people are just talking right is anybody tail end of my chocolate
thing you know my face is
all chocolate it up right my tail end and then all of a sudden like dudes are
just taking their clothes
off are they are just making out are these people hot oh my god people are hot
so everybody's hot
yeah i'm the only i'm the ugliest guy there obviously yeah yeah i wouldn't if i
didn't have mad tv
i would never be invited right okay plus you didn't have white on so those guys
you know
i mean kissing girls and i was kind of walking around like i i think i gotta
get out of here were
you talking to anybody no no just by yourself so i go to this room and i go
this seems like a nice
room there's candles right and there's no guys it's all women oh right yeah so
there's these two girls
on the bed and i'm sitting there on like it's just a hotel chair right my
favorite's all chocolatey
i'm trying to think to myself should i um have a cigarette on the bucket is
weird right yeah but no
i'll watch and they're hooking up oh yeah they're eating each other 69 right oh
it's great nice cover
your ears okay yeah i go but i should go because i was living with sarah at the
time
you're allowed to watch i know exactly i'm watching so right i was gonna you
know what i'm gonna nut
in my pants because i was about to nut my pants yeah right yeah just explode
without even touching
it was amazing that's when your dick is going like this it's begging to get out
right and then i see
the girls look at me yeah right and they got they start whispering meanwhile
when they're whispering
my penis going like juice is coming out right right yeah and also i'm like all
my like spidey senses are
like you heightened like you're you're you're in a territory yeah where you don't
want to be here
correct right yeah but i can't move can't move right you didn't go nowhere my
body's like leave but i'm not
leaving no you can't yeah i know you can't yeah all right so they get up from
the bed
right walk through you they walk toward me right and one girl starts kissing my
neck
and i go like this i go no with my hand like this why i go no like this and i
run out wow yeah the
control the control dude a hot naked chick comes up to you i regret that moment
every single day
good i should have done it but i should have done it i regret it i'm not with
her anyway when you
were in the elevator did was it not run into your head to be like this i'm
gonna go i gotta go back
up i gotta go back no because the one thing that i can say about myself is i've
never cheated on
anybody and you were commit you were like i'm not going to do it with two
random girls in this hotel
i wanted to and i wish i did yeah you did yeah but i didn't in your mind you
did i didn't because
it just goes again you wanted to i wanted it so bad but it goes against
everything that i believe
but but also yeah you don't know those girls what would you have done in that
situation there's no
way i would have been genuinely yeah i would have never if a guy was like come
upstairs we're having
a sex party yeah i know to be like that is trouble i'm no way i'm going up
there right i shouldn't
have gone up there yeah because i knew you know because by the way yeah if you
go up there at that
point you should yeah you went up you already did it go do it yeah you did it
yeah you