Name: Bobby Lee Offended by Andrew Santino’s Art Tastes | Bad Friends Clips
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you okay you know who else i got into this weekend oh here we go i got into on
hbo max there's a
show called um painting with john do you know that show no john lorry look up
john lorry it's a
series so he had an original one called do you know who this is no man john lorry
you don't know
this is i don't know john lorry it's crazy mr uh mr look at there he is it's
funny to think that
you mr snob artistic snob rat brat don't know who he is because he is a god in
the artistic
community okay can i one of anthony bourdain's best friends bourdain's his name
one of anthony
bourdain's best friend i said bourdain's i know who he was can i say something
to you your attitude
right now so he was in new york he's a musician a painter i know this right oh
you know who he is
yes you don't know who he is yes i do he's my a sponsor see that's how you
improvise yeah that
was really good okay this guy's got a show about painting and i'm gonna see
something about art
though okay yeah i don't know much about it correct and i've never claimed on
the show
that i was an art connoisseur no but you think you're a high brow art i'm not
high and i don't
like the way you're doing that with your finger you like you like i don't like
a eyebrow you like
highbrow i don't do this no you want to be a part of a highbrow community yeah
yeah yeah
but you're not yeah you're a beanie wearing you know what i am what lowbrow
yeah you're very lowbrow
i'm very lowbrow and we might be throwing gang signs yeah yeah these might be
gang signs by the way
but i'm gonna tell you right now dude i've never claimed that i don't know any
okay how about this
let's do a contest it's not that you don't claim it name me 20 artists just off
the history of the
world go ahead 20 15 we're gonna sit here while i go through them yeah yeah i
want to know artists
of any kind yes really yeah mediums you know i mean but i can pick music i can
pick no no no in
terms of just um painting either it'd be you know abstract or picasso there we
go rembrandt here we go
uh uh uh uh jackson pollock bingo uh i can use him john lorry there we go uh um
it is weird to name
uh painters that's why i like doing that it's very hard i mean i don't know
anything about painting
but this is really fun yeah um let's name some more painters uh um uh donaldo
no there's no donald yeah
there is if there's a donaldo i'll let it slide donaldo go ahead i'll give you
donaldo donaldo
donaldo donaldo go ahead um uh warhol very good i guess yeah basquiat very good
but whatever i love
basquiat i know you do you see exactly this is what i mean love it let's take a
time out take a time out
we're on eight okay you would love dolly yeah salvador dolly you would love basquiat
you know why
why because people have this affinity for that guy even though what he made was
only revolutionary
because he was like a black artist in new york when it was all white hoity-toity
outside of that his
stuff wasn't that good basquiat's stuff wasn't that good none of it was like
wow my god all basquiat's
stuff was fine it was like yeah that's fine art i guess it's good it's good but
it wasn't mind-blowing
it wasn't it was just unique because he was a young black artist in an all-white
world which is
credible but this isn't that good that's very good this isn't that good that's
very good that's fine
so you rudy can do that i can see this all right rudy can do that you're the
type look look look you're
very good not so good yeah or can i just say this bring up a renoir bring up a
renoir all right
but stop it that's my point can i see this let me say what i want to say okay
let me see what look at
that look at that sex realism look at that fat look at that fight fat white
girl by the water
can make a fucking realistic plane painting like that no yeah that's my recall
you know what you're
you know how technical that is and basquiat was like oh really so you're all
right so you right
you think that basket blah blah blah right yeah what about this guy what if you're
a guy right here
right who putting the fucking brush in the paint can and just doing this jackson
pollock oh fuck yourself
that's your guy i just named him white guy that's your guy
my art has been commended as being strongly vaginal i just named him okay what's
a good
asian artist then people i know who david cho you name one that's that's the
only one get off of show
no i'm not gonna he's a personal friend of mine give me another one give me
another one give me
other asian artists that you love um i can't because of the pressure okay the
pressure's hard
look at david cho phenomenal yeah yeah okay so for my money yeah i'll pay for
that over basquiat
this is my point basquiat was great look at how talented that is put that side
by side with a
basquiat george look at how beautiful that looks and now show me show me
whatever fucking candle
they're selling at urban outfitters with a basquiat fucking label written on it
that's what they do now yeah they sell this stuff on great that is move oh show
me no go back go back
go back go go to boxer that's one of his most famous yeah yeah yeah look at
this click on boxer
make it big images usually helps there it is all right right there look at this
can i say something
about this my niece no your niece i'll tell you what you're noticing my niece
can make it all right
all right when you when you have a realism don't ever do that again this is my
mic oh that's right
okay okay so what i'm saying is that let's calm down for a second okay yeah why
did we get so hot
because you got mad about the artist thing i know because um you know a lot of
artists can do realism
all right i knew dudes in art class in high school that could draw my face okay
really yeah technical
yeah tough face to draw tough face to draw okay it's unique it's not it's round
but you just do slits
it's round but it has you just do a circle two slits a mouth and two holes it's
like a smiley face
yeah all right it's very easy to do you have a smiley face all right i'm gonna
say about
fucking basquiat right david joe's art just let me finish better than basquiat
i said it
david joe's art's better than basquiat let me finish my point bam okay is is
that no one could do
what basquiat does because that's an original that comes from his mind so what
do you mean david
joe paints nothing original no he does but i'm just saying there's more realism
it's it's abstract
there's you could right these are you could look at a david joe painting
although he's a friend of
mine he's very talented right and compare it to other people's right but with
basquiat when you see
a basquiat you know that it's him yeah it's yes because it's uniquely bad
because it looks like a
child no no it looks like a child's painting in an art museum couldn't do it
children do it all the
time do that all the time no they can't all the time no they can't you know
what i'm going to show
you every fridge and every fridge in sherman oaks every parent's like look at
what brayden did
yeah brayden does that yeah that looks like finger paint for brayden and it was
you can't compare
also i know these are two different kinds of art i understand you can't compare
right like a movie
like elf great film great film and a movie like mean streets yes you can no you
can elf is better
no it's not elf is better elf is better all right all right then elf right and
apocalypse now
elf is better it's not fucking better elf is better it's not better it's not
better you know it's not
better you know it's not better you're just saying that give me give me
something else that you think
we'll beat elf because i'm telling you right now elf is still winning for okay
memorable lines uh uh the
characters i'll give you another one i'll give you one okay elf okay versus um
the original star wars
oh that's tough two different movies that's very tough okay two different how
about elf
hold on the original alien two different movies you can't compare the two i'm
gonna go with of course
elf yeah you know what i'm saying you can't compare art right it's hard it's
hard my point is
when i see basquette stuff i know it's his stuff compare the yeah compare the
rotten tomatoes between
compare the rotten between between elf what did it get well 84 percent do you
go by tomato score or audience
score not audience you don't do because half of those guys are fucking trump
supporters
what do you mean marjorie taylor green what's the tomato score then who are
they what people that
know about film what no no these are film people are they are they the ones
that are buying all the
box office tickets no that's the people matter yeah but the critics don't
matter no no no now we're
going into a fucking personal and here's why i let me say something here's what
happened at the golden
globes all all these names were released and everybody was like this what what
is this no one
watched any of that because that's why you have the golden globes and you have
the people's choice
awards no people's choice isn't a real thing no one watches the people's choice
awards that's not a
real thing you don't have a fuck you don't have a fucking people's choice
awards party my come on
over let's watch go see who most likable sidekick golden globes should be about
the people the emmys
should be about the the the the academy listen okay when you by the way when
you and i are never going
to any of these things i we're never going to get invited you know what i am no
you're not i am you'll
go to the razzies no i will go to the emmys one day you'll go to the floozies
or the azzies
what what were you working interviewed twice you were interviewing people yeah
hey can i ask you a
question yeah yeah okay and the second thing is you're not going to go to the
emmys yes i am you're
not you'll go with somebody's guest i'm going to take you as my guest no no and
i can't wait holy
fuck it no no stop stop if dave let me finish if dave gets nominated i'm taking
you as my guest
i can't wait i'm not going to take my wife to get invited to the fucking emmy
not going to go in
your face you're not going to go yes i am you're not going to go oh you're
saying that i'll get
invited but i won't go oh no i'm saying you won't go you won't get invited i
will get invited for
what what was the show that i just sold to abc no i'm not going to win an emmy
you're so negative i love it but i'm going to say this okay yeah is that that
got 84 percent right
what did alien get what's alien george 95 no oh that's mean streets mean
obviously obviously mean
streets is a come on obviously but you said earlier alien got what what did
alien 98 98 higher than
mean street right so my point that means alien is better than mean streets
right your point is right
you're right and it's also better than elf in this world yes but but my point
is you can't
in rotten tomatoes world you can't compare the two we just did i know but that's
one thing maybe
some other site would have some other opinion my point is is that they're two
different fucking
art is subjective right but someone's got to judge at some point right so and
also kind of to make
this argument too is is that there have been bands where people you go oh why
would anyone buy a creed
album but millions of people do it's a great band oh my god great band great
music
you're you're you're you're you're really doing it you're a chad right now
nothing against creed nothing against them what i'm saying is is that you know
you can compare you
know it's just like it's not great i would never buy it and it's like i think
people in hordes
like stuff that aren't good you can because you can't trust people you can only
compare it on a
technical level right you can't go creed is not as good of a band that term not
as good of a band
as um any of them stop it because they are better than some of them okay creed
is not as good of a
band as the black keys right you could say that yes and then someone would go
well i don't like the
black keys i love creed but you can say creed that person creed is a fucked
heart
okay you can say creed isn't as musically um technically talented as a black
key and that's a
more valid argument if you look at a creed album right and then you look at ok
computer sure right
i'll side by side right side by side yeah it's not even a fucking ok computer
blows it out of the
water all right it's a masterpiece i don't i'm saying i just i an album i agree
from beginning
to end it's a fucking masterpiece i agree but there's people out there that don't
yeah and those
people are the ones that fucking may review on rotten tomato i don't trust them
that's my point
yeah but some of those people are also the tomato not listen i i know this and
this is maybe
why some people call me an elitist that's what it is an elitist
you're driving me crazy today but okay so i might be a little bit of elitist
right but there are
certain things that are good that's why when i even when you say i'm not going
to that fine okay
that might be true all right i'm kidding you can go if you want i don't what do
i don't let me tell
you something not only is your show your show is going to get an emmy a golden
globe and it's going
to be the first television show that gets an oscar your show all right now you're
being a fucking
asshole and you'll get a grammy impossible you're going to get an egos all
right so what i'm saying
though is oh god my throat is my throat i can't even swallow what we're saying
is you know what
neither of us know what we're talking about yes we do i'm let me just close out
my fucking close it
up close out my fucking argument close it up papa is i do know there are just
certain things right in
terms of art yeah that are more creative um more relevant more um you know
putting their finger on
what's going on on the planet yeah or the world right yeah culture culture and
there are some albums
are just put out right quickly yeah right through some sort of like corporate
machine yeah right and
it's only there so that people the masses what is that the them that's the
masses right they'll go buy
it right right right and those and i'm not necessarily you know going to listen
to them
when it comes to film
you

Bobby Lee Offended by Andrew Santino’s Art Tastes | Bad Friends Clips

you okay you know who else i got into this weekend oh here we go i got into on
hbo max there's a
show called um painting with john do you know that show no john lorry look up
john lorry it's a
series so he had an original one called do you know who this is no man john lorry
you don't know
this is i don't know john lorry it's crazy mr uh mr look at there he is it's
funny to think that
you mr snob artistic snob rat brat don't know who he is because he is a god in
the artistic
community okay can i one of anthony bourdain's best friends bourdain's his name
one of anthony
bourdain's best friend i said bourdain's i know who he was can i say something
to you your attitude
right now so he was in new york he's a musician a painter i know this right oh
you know who he is
yes you don't know who he is yes i do he's my a sponsor see that's how you
improvise yeah that
was really good okay this guy's got a show about painting and i'm gonna see
something about art
though okay yeah i don't know much about it correct and i've never claimed on
the show
that i was an art connoisseur no but you think you're a high brow art i'm not
high and i don't
like the way you're doing that with your finger you like you like i don't like
a eyebrow you like
highbrow i don't do this no you want to be a part of a highbrow community yeah
yeah yeah
but you're not yeah you're a beanie wearing you know what i am what lowbrow
yeah you're very lowbrow
i'm very lowbrow and we might be throwing gang signs yeah yeah these might be
gang signs by the way
but i'm gonna tell you right now dude i've never claimed that i don't know any
okay how about this
let's do a contest it's not that you don't claim it name me 20 artists just off
the history of the
world go ahead 20 15 we're gonna sit here while i go through them yeah yeah i
want to know artists
of any kind yes really yeah mediums you know i mean but i can pick music i can
pick no no no in
terms of just um painting either it'd be you know abstract or picasso there we
go rembrandt here we go
uh uh uh uh jackson pollock bingo uh i can use him john lorry there we go uh um
it is weird to name
uh painters that's why i like doing that it's very hard i mean i don't know
anything about painting
but this is really fun yeah um let's name some more painters uh um uh donaldo
no there's no donald yeah
there is if there's a donaldo i'll let it slide donaldo go ahead i'll give you
donaldo donaldo
donaldo donaldo go ahead um uh warhol very good i guess yeah basquiat very good
but whatever i love
basquiat i know you do you see exactly this is what i mean love it let's take a
time out take a time out
we're on eight okay you would love dolly yeah salvador dolly you would love basquiat
you know why
why because people have this affinity for that guy even though what he made was
only revolutionary
because he was like a black artist in new york when it was all white hoity-toity
outside of that his
stuff wasn't that good basquiat's stuff wasn't that good none of it was like
wow my god all basquiat's
stuff was fine it was like yeah that's fine art i guess it's good it's good but
it wasn't mind-blowing
it wasn't it was just unique because he was a young black artist in an all-white
world which is
credible but this isn't that good that's very good this isn't that good that's
very good that's fine
so you rudy can do that i can see this all right rudy can do that you're the
type look look look you're
very good not so good yeah or can i just say this bring up a renoir bring up a
renoir all right
but stop it that's my point can i see this let me say what i want to say okay
let me see what look at
that look at that sex realism look at that fat look at that fight fat white
girl by the water
can make a fucking realistic plane painting like that no yeah that's my recall
you know what you're
you know how technical that is and basquiat was like oh really so you're all
right so you right
you think that basket blah blah blah right yeah what about this guy what if you're
a guy right here
right who putting the fucking brush in the paint can and just doing this jackson
pollock oh fuck yourself
that's your guy i just named him white guy that's your guy
my art has been commended as being strongly vaginal i just named him okay what's
a good
asian artist then people i know who david cho you name one that's that's the
only one get off of show
no i'm not gonna he's a personal friend of mine give me another one give me
another one give me
other asian artists that you love um i can't because of the pressure okay the
pressure's hard
look at david cho phenomenal yeah yeah okay so for my money yeah i'll pay for
that over basquiat
this is my point basquiat was great look at how talented that is put that side
by side with a
basquiat george look at how beautiful that looks and now show me show me
whatever fucking candle
they're selling at urban outfitters with a basquiat fucking label written on it
that's what they do now yeah they sell this stuff on great that is move oh show
me no go back go back
go back go go to boxer that's one of his most famous yeah yeah yeah look at
this click on boxer
make it big images usually helps there it is all right right there look at this
can i say something
about this my niece no your niece i'll tell you what you're noticing my niece
can make it all right
all right when you when you have a realism don't ever do that again this is my
mic oh that's right
okay okay so what i'm saying is that let's calm down for a second okay yeah why
did we get so hot
because you got mad about the artist thing i know because um you know a lot of
artists can do realism
all right i knew dudes in art class in high school that could draw my face okay
really yeah technical
yeah tough face to draw tough face to draw okay it's unique it's not it's round
but you just do slits
it's round but it has you just do a circle two slits a mouth and two holes it's
like a smiley face
yeah all right it's very easy to do you have a smiley face all right i'm gonna
say about
fucking basquiat right david joe's art just let me finish better than basquiat
i said it
david joe's art's better than basquiat let me finish my point bam okay is is
that no one could do
what basquiat does because that's an original that comes from his mind so what
do you mean david
joe paints nothing original no he does but i'm just saying there's more realism
it's it's abstract
there's you could right these are you could look at a david joe painting
although he's a friend of
mine he's very talented right and compare it to other people's right but with
basquiat when you see
a basquiat you know that it's him yeah it's yes because it's uniquely bad
because it looks like a
child no no it looks like a child's painting in an art museum couldn't do it
children do it all the
time do that all the time no they can't all the time no they can't you know
what i'm going to show
you every fridge and every fridge in sherman oaks every parent's like look at
what brayden did
yeah brayden does that yeah that looks like finger paint for brayden and it was
you can't compare
also i know these are two different kinds of art i understand you can't compare
right like a movie
like elf great film great film and a movie like mean streets yes you can no you
can elf is better
no it's not elf is better elf is better all right all right then elf right and
apocalypse now
elf is better it's not fucking better elf is better it's not better it's not
better you know it's not
better you know it's not better you're just saying that give me give me
something else that you think
we'll beat elf because i'm telling you right now elf is still winning for okay
memorable lines uh uh the
characters i'll give you another one i'll give you one okay elf okay versus um
the original star wars
oh that's tough two different movies that's very tough okay two different how
about elf
hold on the original alien two different movies you can't compare the two i'm
gonna go with of course
elf yeah you know what i'm saying you can't compare art right it's hard it's
hard my point is
when i see basquette stuff i know it's his stuff compare the yeah compare the
rotten tomatoes between
compare the rotten between between elf what did it get well 84 percent do you
go by tomato score or audience
score not audience you don't do because half of those guys are fucking trump
supporters
what do you mean marjorie taylor green what's the tomato score then who are
they what people that
know about film what no no these are film people are they are they the ones
that are buying all the
box office tickets no that's the people matter yeah but the critics don't
matter no no no now we're
going into a fucking personal and here's why i let me say something here's what
happened at the golden
globes all all these names were released and everybody was like this what what
is this no one
watched any of that because that's why you have the golden globes and you have
the people's choice
awards no people's choice isn't a real thing no one watches the people's choice
awards that's not a
real thing you don't have a fuck you don't have a fucking people's choice
awards party my come on
over let's watch go see who most likable sidekick golden globes should be about
the people the emmys
should be about the the the the academy listen okay when you by the way when
you and i are never going
to any of these things i we're never going to get invited you know what i am no
you're not i am you'll
go to the razzies no i will go to the emmys one day you'll go to the floozies
or the azzies
what what were you working interviewed twice you were interviewing people yeah
hey can i ask you a
question yeah yeah okay and the second thing is you're not going to go to the
emmys yes i am you're
not you'll go with somebody's guest i'm going to take you as my guest no no and
i can't wait holy
fuck it no no stop stop if dave let me finish if dave gets nominated i'm taking
you as my guest
i can't wait i'm not going to take my wife to get invited to the fucking emmy
not going to go in
your face you're not going to go yes i am you're not going to go oh you're
saying that i'll get
invited but i won't go oh no i'm saying you won't go you won't get invited i
will get invited for
what what was the show that i just sold to abc no i'm not going to win an emmy
you're so negative i love it but i'm going to say this okay yeah is that that
got 84 percent right
what did alien get what's alien george 95 no oh that's mean streets mean
obviously obviously mean
streets is a come on obviously but you said earlier alien got what what did
alien 98 98 higher than
mean street right so my point that means alien is better than mean streets
right your point is right
you're right and it's also better than elf in this world yes but but my point
is you can't
in rotten tomatoes world you can't compare the two we just did i know but that's
one thing maybe
some other site would have some other opinion my point is is that they're two
different fucking
art is subjective right but someone's got to judge at some point right so and
also kind of to make
this argument too is is that there have been bands where people you go oh why
would anyone buy a creed
album but millions of people do it's a great band oh my god great band great
music
you're you're you're you're you're really doing it you're a chad right now
nothing against creed nothing against them what i'm saying is is that you know
you can compare you
know it's just like it's not great i would never buy it and it's like i think
people in hordes
like stuff that aren't good you can because you can't trust people you can only
compare it on a
technical level right you can't go creed is not as good of a band that term not
as good of a band
as um any of them stop it because they are better than some of them okay creed
is not as good of a
band as the black keys right you could say that yes and then someone would go
well i don't like the
black keys i love creed but you 